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Title: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: CC27 on February 09, 2011, 11:59:13 AM: Quote
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LIL demtenjeep is getting married!

They broke the news to us last night (although we knew it was coming)

We couldn't be happier. We only hope they finish school. Both are in their Junior year of College. One to be a nurse the other to be a teacher.

I pray that we are great in-laws...I know we will be great grandparents (hopefully in a FEW years)

I had great role-models for the in-law gig. My MIL has been great. Can't say the same for my spouse's inlaw, my mother is not all that friendly.

We are going to treat them to a honeymoon trip via a cruise line when they set the date.

This is a great day in the demtenjeep household!

I know this is old but i had to bring it over, since she slammed Hobo Bobo today. Notice she rubs in it about a cruise to the other DUmmies.

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9327263
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: NHSparky on February 09, 2011, 12:04:02 PM: Dear Pam,

Hate to break it to you, but the only reason she's getting married at the ripe old age of 20 is to get out from under YOU.
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 09, 2011, 12:13:12 PM: Quote
We are going to treat them to a honeymoon trip via a cruise line when they set the date.

I heard Mexico is a great place to go....
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 09, 2011, 12:16:57 PM: Quote
I had great role-models for the in-law gig. My MIL has been great.
Curious. Pammie says her mother-in-law has been great, not was great. After we had a half dozen threads about the dear departed Grandma Bonnie's demise. But someone posted the obit, I think, so it's probably just another instance of Pam Dawson syntax.

Pammie was especially sentimental when she described how dear sweet Grandma Bonnie habitually used the most obscene, vile language imaginable, and expressed her hatred for President Bush in words that would embarrass DUmmy IanDavid.

Yeah, sweet little Grandma Bonnie was a great role model.
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: DefiantSix on February 09, 2011, 12:17:32 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on February 09, 2011, 12:04:02 PM
Dear Pam,

Hate to break it to you, but the only reason she's getting married at the ripe old age of 20 is to get out from under YOU.

Okay, there's a mental image worthy of another gallon of mind bleach: Pam Dawson on top. :puke:

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/20/noopassthemi128584756925535236.jpg)
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2011, 06:06:20 PM: You deserve a BS that one Bud! Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! YUCK!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: miskie on February 09, 2011, 06:15:33 PM: (http://www.astickerheaven4u.com/catalog/d9_1_249_1.JPG)

DementedJeep.
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 09, 2011, 07:10:30 PM: Quote from: miskie on February 09, 2011, 06:15:33 PM
(http://www.astickerheaven4u.com/catalog/d9_1_249_1.JPG)

DementedJeep.

A furry !!!!!!!
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2011, 08:18:27 PM: Quote from: miskie on February 09, 2011, 06:15:33 PM
(http://www.astickerheaven4u.com/catalog/d9_1_249_1.JPG)

DementedJeep.

heh, no kiddin'! Didn't he have a thing for kiddes?
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: Habsfan on February 09, 2011, 08:27:38 PM: What is it with her and cruises?
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2011, 09:00:56 PM: Quote from: Habsfan on February 09, 2011, 08:27:38 PM
What is it with her and cruises?

Oh Lord! Is this the DUmmie who stepped out on hubby on the last cruise she was on and then decided to stay at home after the fling?

Real upstandin' individual, if it is!
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 09, 2011, 10:04:12 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2011, 09:00:56 PM
Oh Lord! Is this the DUmmie who stepped out on hubby on the last cruise she was on and then decided to stay at home after the fling?

Real upstandin' individual, if it is!
Not quite. She described trying to get laid by the bartender, but he didn't want any. DUmmy stevenumbers cried when he read that.
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: diesel driver on February 10, 2011, 04:42:00 AM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 09, 2011, 10:04:12 PM
Not quite. She described trying to get laid by the bartender, but he didn't want any. DUmmy stevenumbers cried when he read that.

When a drunk woman comes on to you, and you STILL say NO, THAT is one superduper, Grade A, #1, bonafide, industrial strength, undeniably UGLY woman!
Title: Re: LIL demtenjeep is getting married!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 10, 2011, 07:35:53 AM: Quote from: diesel driver on February 10, 2011, 04:42:00 AM
When a drunk woman comes on to you, and you STILL say NO, THAT is one superduper, Grade A, #1, bonafide, industrial strength, undeniably UGLY woman!

IMO, she'd have passed the UGLY stage and she'd add an "f" on the front of that word.