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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on February 09, 2011, 10:01:39 AM
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-In one of strangest drug interdictions in penal history, Kentucky jailers last week discovered a small baggie of crack cocaine hidden in the foreskin of a man who was booked into a Louisville jail.
According to cops, Antoine Banks was collared last Wednesday on a drug charge following a traffic stop (the 25-year-old had a water bottle with liquid codeine and a marijuana roach that appeared to have been dipped in the codeine). When he was booked into jail, Banks was asked whether he had any weapons or contraband on him. He answered, “No.â€
But during a “clothed pat down search,†corrections officers discovered that a “small baggie of suspected crack cocaine was tied to the front of the waistband†of Banks’s boxer shorts. That discovery prompted investigators to conduct a strip search to look for other contraband.
As described in a Louisville Metro Department of Corrections report, that hunt turned up “another small baggie†that was “found in the foreskin of the subjects penis.†That baggie, the size of which was not detailed, contained crack rocks. As a result, Banks was hit with two additional felony charges--cocaine trafficking and promoting contraband. ...
link (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/inmate-nabbed-penal-drug-interdiction)
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All I ever had in there was hair.....wonder if that's where Obama keeps his.......Oooops, Muslims don't have foreskins.
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Kinda wonderin' what sort of delightful odor that smegma makes as it burns.......
Never mind - I don't wanna know after all. :p
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Kinda wonderin' what sort of delightful odor that smegma makes as it burns.......
Never mind - I don't wanna know after all. :p
I guess by the time you are hiding crack in your foreskin, you're past caring about the aroma. :puke:
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I guess by the time you are hiding crack in your foreskin, you're past caring about the aroma. :puke:
I pity the poor bastard jailer who either had to go in after that stuff or otherwise "discovered" the stash. :banghead:
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-In one of strangest drug interdictions in penal history...
Don't ya just hate it when all the bad puns are already taken by the time you get to a Bijou thread? :lol: :lmao:
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Don't ya just hate it when all the bad puns are already taken by the time you get to a Bijou thread? :lol: :lmao:
It's as if any attempt at humour is shafted before the thread has got going. :whistling:
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Don't ya just hate it when all the bad puns are already taken by the time you get to a Bijou thread? :lol: :lmao:
That will be a hard one to beat.
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-In one of strangest drug interdictions in penal--and penile-- history,
fixed...
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Do the jailers pull the foreskins back on a regular basis? :o
and JohnnyReb, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Looks like that guy takes the cheese.
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The inmate will probably get a slap on the bris.....
:whistling:
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Do the jailers pull the foreskins back on a regular basis? :o
I hear they bring in TSA agents for that job.
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Some stiff penalties will be levied on this perp, that's for sure. I wonder if his sentence will include getting a circumcision, since the absence of a foreskin might be all the titillation that he needs to keep on the straight and narrow.
I wonder if this guy's name is johnson.....
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I wonder if this guy's name is johnson.....
don't know but I heard he was a cocky sob.
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don't know but I heard he was a cocky sob.
I heard he could be a real prick at times.
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I heard he could be a real prick at times.
yeh, a real ****ing dickhead
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I guess that the jailer found a rock in a hard place.....
On the serious side; I did a TAD (Temporary Assigned Duty) tour as an "Instructor" at a Correctional Custody Unit while at NAS North Island. We were required to perform strip searches of the inmates there. That was one job I always HATED. And, NO, we didn't have to touch those certain areas. The inmates did all of the work.
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Dude obviously had rocks in his head.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: All the previous threads... :lmao: :cheersmate:
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Dude obviously had rocks in his head.
Yeh, total headcase