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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on February 08, 2011, 03:45:30 PM

Title: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 08, 2011, 03:45:30 PM: (http://www.obamarofl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/obama-smoking.jpg)

President Obama has quit smoking cigarettes! The leader of the free world is smoke free. The President has kicked the smoking habit, Michele Obama proudly professed while discussing a new health campaign she is promoting. President Obama has not had a cigarette in about a year, Michele Obama reports.

President Obamaâ€™s smoking habit was doomed, as long as he had his two daughters to answer to. Michele Obama said that the Presidentâ€™s main reason for giving up cigarettes was so â€œhe could look his two girls in the eyes and say he does not smoke,â€ according to USA Today.

Anyone that has ever tried to kick the smoking habit knows it is tough. It is so tough that many will still sneak a puff now and then out of eye shot of the ones they love, so as not to disappoint them . Hopefully this is not what the President is doing. Chances are he has kicked the smoking habit 100%. When he makes his mind up to do something, he does it. It wasnâ€™t too long ago that he was a little know Senator that wanted to be President!

LINK (http://www.examiner.com/pop-culture-in-hartford/president-obama-quits-smoking-he-has-not-had-a-presidential-puff-a-year)

BTW, this is a very poorly written article. I only used it because the other ones I could find were all AP.
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: Eupher on February 08, 2011, 04:14:55 PM: The fellating is positively nauseating.
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: thundley4 on February 08, 2011, 04:20:30 PM: Quote from: Eupher on February 08, 2011, 04:14:55 PM
The fellating is positively nauseating.

I've heard that some people need to trade their cigarettes for another oral fixation. I wonder what Obama's is. :stoner:
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 09, 2011, 08:05:05 AM: This SOB lies right to our faces routinely.

Why in the hell I should believe that this weak willed ***** has actually quit is beyond me.
Quitting smoking would be too much like WORK for that lazy douchebag.
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: Gina on February 09, 2011, 08:06:28 AM: Yeh, I don't believe one word. ****er is still smoking, believe that! Damn polesmoker.
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 09, 2011, 08:19:50 AM: So, I guess that smoke emanating from the White House is not Obama smoking but smoke signals, huh?
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: Karin on February 09, 2011, 08:21:31 AM: Yeah, I think he's probably sneaking them on occasion. I don't begrudge him one bit. His business.

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Leave me alone!
--John Boehner
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: namvet on February 09, 2011, 11:12:18 AM: really sits good with his healthcare huh ??? a role model
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: NHSparky on February 09, 2011, 11:18:09 AM: Well, all those taxes he didn't raise on cigarettes are expensive, man!

I quit in 1997 (last New Year's resolution I actually kept) because they were getting too expensive. IIRC, they were up to $19 a carton in CA back then.
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: namvet on February 09, 2011, 11:23:31 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on February 09, 2011, 11:18:09 AM
Well, all those taxes he didn't raise on cigarettes are expensive, man!

I quit in 1997 (last New Year's resolution I actually kept) because they were getting too expensive. IIRC, they were up to $19 a carton in CA back then.

now they're outta site. smokers i know are going back to rolling they're own
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: Janice on February 09, 2011, 12:14:25 PM: Quote from: VelvetElvis on February 09, 2011, 08:05:05 AM
This SOB lies right to our faces routinely.

Why in the hell I should believe that this weak willed ***** has actually quit is beyond me.
Quitting smoking would be too much like WORK for that lazy douchebag.

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Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: Eupher on February 09, 2011, 12:15:31 PM: Quote from: Janice on February 09, 2011, 12:14:25 PM
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I think Obama gives Douchebags a bad name.
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: namvet on February 09, 2011, 12:19:45 PM: I heard he still sneaks a fag in
Title: Re: President Obama quits smoking - has not had a presidential puff in a year
Post by: FreeBorn on February 09, 2011, 01:24:49 PM: Quote from: namvet on February 09, 2011, 12:19:45 PM
I heard he still sneaks a fag in
Ha! That's funny sh:t right there, that was clever...