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Title: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: Chris_ on February 08, 2011, 11:01:25 AM: Linky (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x373147)

Has DUMB and DUMBER been taken?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0996ukaYKA/TPDMkJ_37bI/AAAAAAAAACE/T-cGNvFGanc/s640/dumb-dumber_l.jpg)

Al and Keef in happier times.
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 08, 2011, 11:10:53 AM: How about "Biggest Loser?" Oh wait, I guess that one's already in use, too...
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on February 08, 2011, 11:14:45 AM: Idiotic Rage Boy
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Post by: GOBUCKS on February 08, 2011, 11:17:19 AM: How about "Smarmy Arrogance"?
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Post by: AllosaursRus on February 08, 2011, 11:19:36 AM: "Count Up" with Keef UberDork, 'cause you're IQ can't get any lower!
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: thundley4 on February 08, 2011, 11:19:44 AM: Quote
Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-08-11 11:58 AM
Response to Original message
5. "Is Anybody Watching with Keith Olberman"

The double entendre of the fact that almost no one watches Current and that Olberman is a watchdog.
:lol:
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 08, 2011, 12:06:26 PM: "Flatline" wif Queef Odor Dork
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 08, 2011, 12:14:03 PM: Quote from: VelvetElvis on February 08, 2011, 12:06:26 PM
"Flatline" wif Queefn Odor Dork

Hahahahahahahaha!!! has my vote! ^5!
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: Karin on February 08, 2011, 12:44:03 PM: Quote
monmouth (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-08-11 11:54 AM
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3. Keith Olbertmann with the Current News and Opinion.....n/t
That idiot can't even get his name right.

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csziggy (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-08-11 11:59 AM
Response to Reply #3
7. KOCNO? No, not catchy
Keith Olbermann, Government, Elections, News, Television = KOGENT

When they have these little brainstorms trying to come up with such things, is when you really see their rapier wit.
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: jukin on February 08, 2011, 12:44:20 PM: 60 Minutes of Hate.
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Post by: AllosaursRus on February 08, 2011, 12:54:17 PM: Keef UberDork News Talk! Where we put the "smell" in news!
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Post by: JohnnyReb on February 08, 2011, 12:56:44 PM: "The Unseen Footage of Keith Olbermann Show"
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Post by: CC27 on February 08, 2011, 01:00:40 PM: "Ted Baxter reborn starting Keef."
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 08, 2011, 01:04:19 PM: Quote from: jukin on February 08, 2011, 12:44:20 PM
60 Minutes of Hate.

:lol:
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 08, 2011, 01:07:46 PM: "Paid Programming"
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Post by: Wineslob on February 08, 2011, 01:53:04 PM: " From Here to Obscurity"
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: Mike220 on February 08, 2011, 02:16:36 PM: Quote
csziggy (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-08-11 11:59 AM
Response to Reply #3
7. KOCNO?

I don't think Keef would say "no" to the cock.
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 08, 2011, 02:24:06 PM: "Jerk-Off Festival?"
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Post by: dandi on February 08, 2011, 02:27:07 PM: The Best Damn Unwatched Show, Period
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Post by: Revolution on February 08, 2011, 03:14:53 PM: "I'm Desperate."
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Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 08, 2011, 03:20:44 PM: Dude, What Channel Am I On????
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Post by: AllosaursRus on February 08, 2011, 03:26:39 PM: "Courage", Keefer, "Courage"
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Post by: Tucker on February 08, 2011, 03:28:35 PM: Keefer Madness.
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Post by: Airwolf on February 08, 2011, 03:45:55 PM: Blow Hard: The insane years.
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Post by: DefiantSix on February 08, 2011, 03:52:37 PM: Quote from: Mike220 on February 08, 2011, 02:16:36 PM
I don't think Keef would say "no" to the cock.

Only Chris Matthews - and the poor, brave VRWC camera operators - know for sure.
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: Randy on February 08, 2011, 03:57:53 PM: Stupid

Quick, simple, to the point and also a brief synopsis of the show. :-) O-)
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Post by: Revolution on February 08, 2011, 05:03:10 PM: Batshit Crazy w/ Keith Olber~~mann~~
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: miskie on February 08, 2011, 05:16:54 PM: I like "Meaningless Opinions Offered Nightly By A Tool" - now If I could find a shorter way to say the same thing.... :-)
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 08, 2011, 05:56:57 PM: Quote from: miskie on February 08, 2011, 05:16:54 PM
I like "Meaningless Opinions Offered Nightly By A Tool" - now If I could find a shorter way to say the same thing.... :-)

How 'bout "DickHead"?
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: zeitgeist on February 08, 2011, 06:24:46 PM: Quote from: miskie on February 08, 2011, 05:16:54 PM
I like " Meaningless Opinions Offered Nightly By A Tool" - now If I could find a shorter way to say the same thing.... :-)

Miskie you are magnificent, the acronym of course spells: M O O N B A T (Hour) or (News) with K O
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 08, 2011, 07:01:17 PM: Quote from: zeitgeist on February 08, 2011, 06:24:46 PM
Miskie you are magnificent, the acronym of course spells: M O O N B A T (Hour) or (News) with K O

Hah! I missed that! ^5 for pointin' it out! That's why I usually bold the first letter so no one misses it!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one Misk!
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 09, 2011, 04:20:25 AM: Quote from: miskie on February 08, 2011, 05:16:54 PM
I like "Meaningless Opinions Offered Nightly By A Tool" - now If I could find a shorter way to say the same thing.... :-)

H5! (Now I've gotta clean the coffee off of the desk . . . )
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: diesel driver on February 09, 2011, 04:38:22 AM: How about:
Special News Accounts From Us by Keith Olber(nota)mann :naughty:
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Post by: GOBUCKS on February 09, 2011, 10:14:18 AM: Keef is going to achieve the kind of stardom that Dan Rather has enjoyed since joining Mark Cuban's half-assed HDNET channel, except Keef's new home will never be as prominent as HDNET.

Keef would have more visibility if he just stayed home and posted videos on YouTube, but this way he'll be able to pocket some of that global warming cash.
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 11, 2011, 07:07:39 AM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 09, 2011, 10:14:18 AM
Keef is going to achieve the kind of stardom that Dan Rather has enjoyed since joining Mark Cuban's half-assed HDNET channel, except Keef's new home will never be as prominent as HDNET.

Keef would have more visibility if he just stayed home and posted videos on YouTube, but this way he'll be able to pocket some of that global warming cash.

These news idiots get paid millions annually for years but when they get fired they can't seem to be able to afford retirement and then work for peanuts. Mismanagement of money must be just another liberal trait.
Title: Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
Post by: zeitgeist on February 11, 2011, 02:06:18 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 11, 2011, 07:07:39 AM
These news idiots get paid millions annually for years but when they get fired they can't seem to be able to afford retirement and then work for peanuts. Mismanagement of money must be just another liberal trait.

Did I read that the viewership of Algore's flagship network is 18,000??? I think we have a bigger audience for the Public Access Channel here in P_town ( pop. about 22k)