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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 07, 2011, 06:21:51 PM
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Oh my.
hippywife (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-06-11 04:15 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
Original message
Public Service Announcement:
When you have turned off your standmixer, do not, I repeat, DO NOT keep your hand on the power lever while sticking your hand into the bowl.
NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-06-11 05:30 PM
Response to Original message
1. OMG!!! are you OK?
hippywife (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-06-11 05:38 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
Response to Reply #1
2. I think so.
But it seems to be one of those injuries that may get worse before it gets better, ya know? I can be such a ****ing klutz when I'm in a hurry.
Yeah, hippyhubby Wild Bill was getting a little testy, having to wait so long for some grub.
NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-06-11 05:46 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. oh no
take anti inflammatory right away??
hippywife (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-06-11 05:52 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
Response to Reply #3
4. I immediately ran it under ice cold water
took a couple of painkillers and then took 1000 mg of ibuprofen, liberally administered orally a mixture of dark chocolate M&M's and plain potato chips. I'm a professional!
Lucinda (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-07-11 10:38 AM
Response to Reply #4
5. The M&M's should do the trick. Thank goodness you didn't use the regular ones.
It HAS to be dark choc for medicinal purposes!
hippywife (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-07-11 06:39 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
Response to Reply #5
6. Most definitely! Regular ones are strictly for entertainment purposes, oh, and for children.
Now you know what I did to my hand. It's not too bad, just swollen and a little achy.
You know, franksolich is going to have to consult with our esteemed colleague HollywoodNeoCon so as to get some idea how to develop the adventures of Mrs. Alfred Packer and Wild Bill into a proposed half-hour television situation comedy.
No need to find a writer, because Mrs. Alfred Packer writes the scripts herself.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x85214
Oh my.
Yeah, hippyhubby Wild Bill was getting a little testy, having to wait so long for some grub.
You know, franksolich is going to have to consult with our esteemed colleague HollywoodNeoCon so as to get some idea how to develop the adventures of Mrs. Alfred Packer and Wild Bill into a proposed half-hour television situation comedy.
No need to find a writer, because Mrs. Alfred Packer writes the scripts herself.
I would so pay to read the book and see the movie frank.
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Well, if the mixer cut off a few hunks of her hand, the dish was probably even more to Wild Bill's taste.
But she may have set a very dangerous precedent.
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1000mg of ibuprofen AND some other painkillers (which I'll assume is acetaminophen) ?
Good luck with those kidneys you fool.
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OK, that is just plain STUPID!!
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Makes me think of
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaASyRFXTj4[/youtube]
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Makes me think of
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaASyRFXTj4[/youtube]
I remember seeing this the first time, LIVE.
Funny stuff.
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1000mg of ibuprofen AND some other painkillers (which I'll assume is acetaminophen) ?
Good luck with those kidneys you fool.
That is exactly what I was thinking.
:thatsright:
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Don't stick your hand in that thing while it's running. It's like a machine or something.
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Mrs. Packer needs to haul out those old manual eggbeaters or use a frigging spoon if she can't handle power tools.
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I did something like that last year. About to "weedeed" my back yard in flip flops (I know, not smart). Had the Weedeater standing upright with the business end down by my foot. Grabbed it and plugged it in.....with my finger on the trigger. That damn thing hit about 10 revolutions before my shock turned to decision-making, I.e. take your dumbass finger off the trigger, you flip-flopped moron. I didn't immediately jump on a message board to post about it because, well, I'm not a ***** and it's not the first time I got a boo boo. :whatever:
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Don't stick your hand in that thing while it's running.
That's what she said!
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I did something like that last year. About to "weedeed" my back yard in flip flops (I know, not smart). Had the Weedeater standing upright with the business end down by my foot. Grabbed it and plugged it in.....with my finger on the trigger. That damn thing hit about 10 revolutions before my shock turned to decision-making, I.e. take your dumbass finger off the trigger, you flip-flopped moron. I didn't immediately jump on a message board to post about it because, well, I'm not a ***** and it's not the first time I got a boo boo. :whatever:
Not only that, but who wants to admit to bein' a DUmbass?
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-06-11 04:15 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
Original message
Public Service Announcement:
When you have turned off your standmixer, do not, I repeat, DO NOT keep your hand on the power lever while sticking your hand into the bowl.
Um.......................
NO SHIT
That is all.
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Looks like she's out of the jewelry making business for a spell.
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Looks like she's out of the jewelry making business for a spell.
That's going to hurt, considering that the still-making business of hippyhubby Wild Bill is down.