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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: formerlurker on February 07, 2011, 09:32:33 AM
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When Michelle Obama pushes legislation to dictate what "we" can eat, she clearly was using the "we" sure as hell don't mean "me" platform of liberalism:
Bratwurst
Kielbasa
Cheeseburgers
Deep Dish Pizza
Buffalo Wings
German Potato Salad
Twice Baked Potatoes
Snyders Potato Chips and Pretzels
Chips and Dips
Salad
Ice Cream
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/02/obamas-super-bowl-party/1
Salad neutralizes the other high fat, high calorie offerings......
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I'll estimate that menu around 5,000 calories a serving. You better get out and walk that shit off.
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I see that fatass is going to start lecturing restaurants on portion sizes. It's none of her damn business! Whenever I eat out, I always take half home, and have the rest for lunch. It's up to me, you miserable bitch!
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I see that fatass is going to start lecturing restaurants on portion sizes. It's none of her damn business! Whenever I eat out, I always take half home, and have the rest for lunch. It's up to me, you miserable bitch!
Next , she'll want to ban "all you can eat" buffets, and close Baskin Robbins, all donut shops and all fast food places. :fuelfire:
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Next , she'll want to ban "all you can eat" buffets, and close Baskin Robbins, all donut shops and all fast food places. :fuelfire:
First ladies have nothing to do but make trouble. Lady Bird Johnson made them put fences around junkyards and hide the junk cars. One, don't remember who, had them planting wildflowers on the interstates....now this one wants to get on your dinner table.
I tell you what we do. Fire all the White House staff and make the first ladies cook and clean. They won't have time then to cause trouble.
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First ladies have nothing to do but make trouble. Lady Bird Johnson made them put fences around junkyards and hide the junk cars. One, don't remember who, had them planting wildflowers on the interstates....now this one wants to get on your dinner table.
I tell you what we do. Fire all the White House staff and make the first ladies cook and clean. They won't have time then to cause trouble.
Lady Bird also was big in the planting of wildflowers on the interstates in Texas - or, rather, she was big in having somebody else do the work. :whatever:
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Lady Bird also was big in the planting of wildflowers on the interstates in Texas - or, rather, she was big in having somebody else do the work. :whatever:
...at our expense.
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I tell you what we do. Fire all the White House staff and make the first ladies cook and clean.
:racist:
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A menu we plebes must only aspire to...
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So if I eat eight ounces of salad, does that make up for the pizza, wings, and beer?
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Next , she'll want to ban "all you can eat" buffets, and close Baskin Robbins, all donut shops and all fast food places. :fuelfire:
Well.... there goes all of the rest of Las Vegas.
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A White House Brewery? White House Honey Ale
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/02/a-white-house-brewery-white-house-honey-ale.html
Amid the cheeseburgers, pizza, and buffalo wings on yesterday’s White House menu for their annual Super Bowl Sunday party was a surprising choice of beer: White House Honey Ale.
Listed along with Hinterland Pale Ale & Amber Ale from Wisconsin and Yuengling Lager and Light from Pennsylvania was Honey Ale…from the White House.
The First Lady’s office confirms that the White House chefs made one batch of beer using about a pound of honey from the First Lady’s honey hive, on the South Lawn of the White House.
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A White House Brewery? White House Honey Ale
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/02/a-white-house-brewery-white-house-honey-ale.html
Any honey from the First Wookies honey pot would be bitter. :whistling:
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Any honey from the First Wookies honey pot would be bitter. :whistling:
Probably smells like an old German honey wagon.
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awwwwwwwwwww,come on Michelle! give us a break!!!!!!!! Superbowl Sunday only comes once a year!!!!!!!! Nothing is better than grazing during a Superbowl Party!!
If you want to eat salad 365 days a year, GO FOR IT!!!
Unfortunately, Superbowl Sunday was low key at mum's house as stepdad was admitted to the hospital the wee early hours of the AM. If you could keep him in your prayers that would be great!!
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Lady Bird also was big in the planting of wildflowers on the interstates in Texas - or, rather, she was big in having somebody else do the work. :whatever:
...and removing the guard rails going up Haleakala in Maui in the park section....a 10K' VOLCANO.
Yeah, real smart, Lady Bird.