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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on February 05, 2011, 09:07:43 PM
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Feb-05-11 11:55 AM
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Help! I'm being sniffed!
I've noticed in the last several months, when I'm out walking my dog or going here and there that men are sniffing me. Always right when we are walking past each other and I hear either a loud sniff or a more subtle nasal inhalation. What is going on here? I've never been sniffed by a woman, that I know of. I don't stink or anything though I do look like something the cat dragged in. What the **** is up with the sniffing?
Try taking a bath. Use soap. Repeat as needed or once a day, whichever comes first.
Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Feb-05-11 12:00 PM
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1. Perhaps they just think you smell like the flower of springtime
Yeah, right.
siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Feb-05-11 12:10 PM
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4. Maybe they are concerned they have some snot dripping and don't want you to see it?
I have a boyfriend who would smell my hair AND comment, but if these strangers are really doing that, it is rather odd. But a sort of sideways compliment too.
A compliment? How do you figure that.
WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Feb-05-11 01:18 PM
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8. Coke addicts
LOL.
Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Feb-05-11 05:05 PM
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17. Do you live in or near Boston?
theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Feb-05-11 05:18 PM
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20. Not really
why, what did you have in mind?
Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Feb-05-11 05:19 PM
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21. Nothing. Nothing at all
Note to PIG: I'll explain it for you as you're too dense to get it. Ever hear of Boston Fish Market? Try a Summer's Eve.
Another hint. Take a bath.
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men are sniffing me. Always right when we are walking past each other and I hear either a loud sniff or a more subtle nasal inhalation
And then they vomit.
What is going on here? I do look like something the cat dragged in.
It is truly a mystery.
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remind me not to stand downwind!!! :rotf:
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It's amazing that she would even make a post like her OP. What the hell is she thinking. Or is that stinking thinking?
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Notorious PIG?? what a twit!!!
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stevenumbers would hit it.
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This DUmmie doesn't see the irony in it's name, and it's thread? No correlation whatsoever??
:rotf:
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stevenumbers would hit it.
:rotf:
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If the OP is a woman she could have a yeast infection, yuck, those infections literally smell like bad tuna.
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If the OP is a woman she could have a yeast infection, yuck, those infections literally smell like bad tuna.
stevenumbers would still hit it.
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If the OP is a woman she could have a yeast infection, yuck, those infections literally smell like bad tuna.
Or worse she could have a blue waffle. :-)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Feb-05-11 05:05 PM
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17. Do you live in or near Boston?
If I recall, Sniffa and BiBabe live either in or near Boston - maybe they are auditioning for a new member to reconstitute that MFF triad they had going.....
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stevenumbers would still hit it.
:lmao: and ewwwwww!
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Or worse she could have a blue waffle. :-)
OMG! ewwwwwwwww!
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Or worse she could have a blue waffle. :-)
And stevenumbers would STILL hit it.
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If the OP is a woman she could have a yeast infection, yuck, those infections literally smell like bad tuna.
Or a few other issues. Anything from trichomoniasis to a few other infections. I could usually tell when a woman would come into sick call complaining of a yeast infection and the smell would fill the room. When giving my safe sex talk to my sailors I always told them if it smells like fish you don't want to go there. A little crude by some standards but it got their attention.
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"Dude do you smell that?"
"WOW!!!!"
"Yea shit house door of an old tuna boat."
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And stevenumbers would STILL hit it.
:lmao: NO! I won't say it. :lmao:
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I wouldn't be surprised if this is the fault of a "natural" deodorant. I've tried several, and only one would last through a day of work at a desk, an even that one wouldn't stand up to even a moderate workout.
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stevenumbers would hit it.
...and still strike out.
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...and still strike out.
That reminds me of HypnoToad. He would strike out with an inflatable woman.
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Almost no one used deodorants until the 50s or early 60s, and there were no anti-perspirants being marketed until probably the mid-60s. About all they had was perfumed talcum powder. Older folks may remember when they sold "dress shields" to prevent sweat stains. People didn't smell bad in those days, because they used soap and water. Europeans were always known (and are to this day) for stomach-turning body odor, because regular bathing isn't a tradition in their socialist hellholes. Even with the chemicals, democrat hippies always stunk, because they didn't bathe, and you can't cover your entire body with Right Guard.
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Almost no one used deodorants until the 50s or early 60s, and there were no anti-perspirants being marketed until probably the mid-60s. About all they had was perfumed talcum powder. Older folks may remember when they sold "dress shields" to prevent sweat stains. People didn't smell bad in those days, because they used soap and water. Europeans were always known (and are to this day) for stomach-turning body odor, because regular bathing isn't a tradition in their socialist hellholes. Even with the chemicals, democrat hippies always stunk, because they didn't bathe, and you can't cover your entire body with Right Guard.
A few people are just cursed by their own body chemistry with bad odor, and really need body-Febreze, but with most people, just bathing once a day keeps them smelling just fine, like people instead of a fart in a florist shop. Fresh sweat isn't what stinks (Unless you're one of the unfortunate few), most BO is caused by bacteria breeding merrily away in the pits and other moist places in the old sweat, when it hasn't been cleaned recently enough to wipe out the little bastards.
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Almost no one used deodorants until the 50s or early 60s, and there were no anti-perspirants being marketed until probably the mid-60s. About all they had was perfumed talcum powder. Older folks may remember when they sold "dress shields" to prevent sweat stains. People didn't smell bad in those days, because they used soap and water. Europeans were always known (and are to this day) for stomach-turning body odor, because regular bathing isn't a tradition in their socialist hellholes. Even with the chemicals, democrat hippies always stunk, because they didn't bathe, and you can't cover your entire body with Right Guard.
I pride myself on using soap, and water. DAILY!! Irish Spring is my favorite. However, I have to admit to using Old Spice body wash, underarm deoderant, and just a spritz of Swaggar spray. :shucks:
I personally cannot believe some people don't believe in personal freaking hygiene. I was in an elevator with a Palestinian family in NYC, and my eyes would not stop watering.
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A few people are just cursed by their own body chemistry with bad odor, and really need body-Febreze, but with most people, just bathing once a day keeps them smelling just fine, like people instead of a fart in a florist shop. Fresh sweat isn't what stinks (Unless you're one of the unfortunate few), most BO is caused by bacteria breeding merrily away in the pits and other moist places in the old sweat, when it hasn't been cleaned recently enough to wipe out the little bastards.
"Toots" is amazed the amount that I can sweat and don't develop the nasty odor most people do. Could be the meds I'm on or the scotch, I guess, but I've never really had much of a body odor. "Toots" on the other hand gets pretty ripe after invigorating exercise. heh!
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"Toots" is amazed the amount that I can sweat and don't develop the nasty odor most people do. Could be the meds I'm on or the scotch, I guess, but I've never really had much of a body odor. "Toots" on the other hand gets pretty ripe after invigorating exercise. heh!
Yeah, I have a kinda similar situation with my own better half.
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A few people are just cursed by their own body chemistry with bad odor, and really need body-Febreze, but with most people, just bathing once a day keeps them smelling just fine, like people instead of a fart in a florist shop. Fresh sweat isn't what stinks (Unless you're one of the unfortunate few), most BO is caused by bacteria breeding merrily away in the pits and other moist places in the old sweat, when it hasn't been cleaned recently enough to wipe out the little bastards.
The interesting thing is that a relative had the body chemistry thing. He would shower several times a day it bothered him so much. He found out that it was a zinc deficiency. He started taking it and the issue cleared right up.
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If the OP is a woman she could have a yeast infection, yuck, those infections literally smell like bad tuna.
Plus, they hurt like hell.
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Yeah, I have a kinda similar situation with my own better half.
I have NO idea what you and Allo are talking about. :wink: :naughty: :lmao: