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Title: Everyone entering Superbowl Stadium to get a Pat Down
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 05, 2011, 03:21:15 PM

(http://media.star-telegram.com/static/superbowl/images/xlvlogo.png)

http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/02/04/2824781/routine-items-not-allowed-at-cowboys.html

Quote from the 2nd paragraph
Everyone entering the stadium must pass through a magnatometer, such as those used at airports, and get a patdown as part of the screening process. The majority of fans will enter through checkpoints on the east side of Cowboys Stadium.

Title: Re: Everyone entering Superbowl Stadium to get a Pat Down
Post by: thundley4 on February 05, 2011, 03:24:16 PM

I don't remember where I saw it, but in a recent interview, President Bush said he would be at the game.  No I don't think think that is the cause for the security. For that we can thank the Religion of Peace^TM .

Title: Re: Everyone entering Superbowl Stadium to get a Pat Down
Post by: DefiantSix on February 05, 2011, 03:27:02 PM

There are different levels of pat down.  What kind are we talking about here?  Are we talking about the typical police pat down, where there's a reasonable chance that they'll miss the full grown bull elephant you're sneaking into the bleachers between yer manboobs? 

Or are they bring in the experts perverts from TSA to handle this?

Frankly if it's the TSA kind, I could live with it so long as Ben Rapistburger is gettin' groped too.  :popcorn:

Title: Re: Everyone entering Superbowl Stadium to get a Pat Down
Post by: DixieBelle on February 05, 2011, 04:01:39 PM

I heard that the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders were conducting the pat downs. :-)

Title: Re: Everyone entering Superbowl Stadium to get a Pat Down
Post by: Revolution on February 05, 2011, 04:04:55 PM

I'M IN!

Title: Re: Everyone entering Superbowl Stadium to get a Pat Down
Post by: thundley4 on February 05, 2011, 04:52:23 PM

Quote from: DixieBelle on February 05, 2011, 04:01:39 PM

I heard that the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders were conducting the pat downs. :-)

I'd be up for that.  :naughty:

Title: Re: Everyone entering Superbowl Stadium to get a Pat Down
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 05, 2011, 04:54:51 PM

Quote from: DixieBelle on February 05, 2011, 04:01:39 PM

I heard that the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders were conducting the pat downs. :-)

I volunteer to pat them down.

Title: Re: Everyone entering Superbowl Stadium to get a Pat Down
Post by: NHSparky on February 05, 2011, 04:56:10 PM

Quote from: thundley4 on February 05, 2011, 04:52:23 PM

I'd be up for that.  :naughty:

Me too.  Quite literally, in fact.  Give a whole new meaning to the term "touchback".

Title: Re: Everyone entering Superbowl Stadium to get a Pat Down
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 06, 2011, 11:09:53 AM

Quote from: DixieBelle on February 05, 2011, 04:01:39 PM

I heard that the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders were conducting the pat downs. :-)

I'd been in Heaven.  :-)