The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on February 04, 2011, 10:44:53 PM
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We all have a piece of advice(or a lot of them) that we really should have listened to. What are your favorites?
- Don't marry her
Don't date her
Do NOT stick your dick in crazy
Get a divorce and stay in the Army, soldier on
Don't work for that asshole, you'll regret it
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Go to college straight out of high school
Put a hundred bucks a month starting at age 18 into an account and get some compound interest (Dave Ramsey)
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1 Do not marry him.
2 Join the Air Force.
3. Sit up straight.
4. Floss.
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smoking is bad, you shouldn't start (biggest bitch ever to quit!)
Don't look for things you don't really want to find
You can't unsee anything so if it is traumatizing don't look at it
It is really hard to lose weight after you hit 30 so don't gain a ton
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Go to college straight out of high school
This. :(
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"Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been."
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"Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been."
Never let a Sailor touch you an inch above your knee.
Don't go out after dark alone.
Keep a gun in the house and learn how to use it.
Learn how to cook.
Show your man you love them or tell them twice a day.
Never eat yellow snow.
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There is nothing good going on after 11pm only bad stuff
Don't let your baby sleep with you, they never want to leave your bed.
If in doubt throw it out (food spoilage)
It can happen to you too. (When I was in my teens and 20s I thought I was bulletproof and nothing would ever happen to me like it did my friends, I was wrong every time too)
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Don't let your baby sleep with you, they never want to leave your bed.
Jeep and Victoria sleep with me :whistling:
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1. Do not marry him (that seems to be a universal piece of advice).
2. Wait to have kids.
3. Save your money.