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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on February 03, 2011, 10:21:06 PM
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The facts are simple. A German radio station ran a contest giving away a brand-new Mini to whichever listener pulled off the craziest stunt to win.
A 39-year-old man, Andreas Muller, was declared the winner after promising to have the brand "MINI" tattooed on his penis.
But he didn't get the car until he got the ink, which was applied during a live broadcast from the tattoo parlor. Radio listeners were treated to Muller's howls of pain as four sans-serif capital letters were applied in black ink.
Thecarconnection (http://www.thecarconnection.com/marty-blog/1054315_to-win-a-brand-new-mini-cooper-he-got-tattooed-where)
Yes. there is a picture, HERE (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/853682-man-has-mini-tattooed-on-penis-to-win-car) .
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At least they didn't run out of space. :whistling:
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At least they didn't run out of space. :whistling:
All he got was MINI ....not enough room for COOPER.
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All he got was MINI ....not enough room for COOPER.
Later he went back to have 5 more letters added, MOUSE, gives the girls a laugh.
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All he got was MINI ....not enough room for COOPER.
Yeah, the tattoo guy couldn't get down to a font size of 2.5.
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Mini Coopers are awesome, but that is a bit extreme
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Mini Coopers are awesome, but that is a bit extreme
I see 'em as being very "green". Like reuseable, mobile, collapsible, coffins. Just a little higher priced version of the Smart Car.
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So glad I didn't go into giving tattoo's. I can just imagine all the smells and views that a tattoo artist gets to take part of and touch.
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I see 'em as being very "green". Like reuseable, mobile, collapsible, coffins. Just a little higher priced version of the Smart Car.
Whatever :tongue: My "coffin" is cute and fun to drive, and it did not cost me a tattoo in a sensitive place :-)
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Shoot ... that ain't nothing. Look at what this dude had done;
Nevermind.
I ain't gonna post it. If you want to see it run a search on 'Puff the Magic Dragon Tattoo'.
KC
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So glad I didn't go into giving tattoo's. I can just imagine all the smells and views that a tattoo artist gets to take part of and touch.
HA, big mean dudes pass out getting a tattoo and 90 pound woman have no problem.
It's the freaking bone near the surfice that hurts, Tramp Stamps that hit the spine, darn a place with fat of no bone should not make you holler, but some men do.
This dudes Penis is just mussel and long as they stay away from the end, WTF.
I have a full arm band in different colors and I did not scream or pass out, it much like being snapped with a rubber band not hard ------just a bit of a sting at times, not all the time.
Then some want-to-be- biker kid came in and while I was getting my tat he wanted the same thing and was OK until the needle got to his under arm. This young punk stopped the procedure and left with a 3/4 tat, I had the complete and laughed as he roared away on his 2 stroke Honda.---- We call them Bambie's up here and throw them into the fire pit at a biker rally.
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HA, big mean dudes pass out getting a tattoo and 90 pound woman have no problem.
It's the freaking bone near the surfice that hurts, Tramp Stamps that hit the spine, darn a place with fat of no bone should not make you holler, but some men do.
This dudes Penis is just mussel and long as they stay away from the end, WTF.
I have a full arm band in different colors and I did not scream or pass out, it much like being snapped with a rubber band not hard ------just a bit of a sting at times, not all the time.
Then some want-to-be- biker kid came in and while I was getting my tat he wanted the same thing and was OK until the needle got to his under arm. This young punk stopped the procedure and left with a 3/4 tat, I had the complete and laughed as he roared away on his 2 stroke Honda.---- We call them Bambie's up here and throw them into the fire pit at a biker rally.
right on! I have tats, ankle, tramp stamp, and full upper right thigh. I went in with "pain is good, extreme pain is extremely good!" :naughty:
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right on! I have tats, ankle, tramp stamp, and full upper right thigh. I went in with "pain is good, extreme pain is extremely good!" :naughty:
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I'd do it for a Mini. My days of ever wanting to be a porn star have long since passed with age anyway.
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:picsneeded:
trampstamp (http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u67/OVADUE/P1000843.jpg)
thigh (http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u67/OVADUE/P1000844.jpg)
I like monarch butterflies, and don't give me no shit about my freckles
don't have a pic of my ankle in my account but it's just a blue ribbon
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There is a recently dead porn star Image Source Page: http://www.mizozo.com/gallery.php?ref_article=6188&position=8 that has one awesome tattoo. I love her tattoo.
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Pretty gal. Why oh why do they always think a pair of fake funbgas the size of basketballs looks good? :hammer:
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Pretty gal. Why oh why do they always think a pair of fake funbgas the size of basketballs looks good? :hammer:
Well she died going for her 6th boob job. Trying to get big un's killed her. In 500 years that is all that will be left of her, imagine future archaeologists and what they will say :lmao:
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trampstamp (http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u67/OVADUE/P1000843.jpg)
thigh (http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u67/OVADUE/P1000844.jpg)
I like monarch butterflies, and don't give me no shit about my freckles
don't have a pic of my ankle in my account but it's just a blue ribbon
Nice Gena, body art has been around for thousands of years and one wonders why.??
My theory is that as in some civilisations people looked much alike. Sort of like when you buy gold fish the ones with a spot gets your attention.
People wanted to make sure their God could recognise them by some kind of marking from others that looked much like them. Then the clans had to know who to marry into so there was not accidental inbreeding.
Today we are all into being individuals, we are still apart of our comunity but there is a yearning to stand apart, as a single person born different and lived a different life from others. Some wish it to be known what they are into, be it their Faith or love of Tigers, their Astrological sign or love of Mother.
Some people get drunk and wake up with things on their body they embarrass them, others plan for months what they wish to have.
Tattoos are not like bumper stickers they cannot be removed with soap and water. The canvas of ones body is a manage of the life's experiences and the travels the body and mind has traveled through.
Tattoos are a remembrance of the past and a door to the future.