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Title: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: Revolution on February 01, 2011, 07:45:22 PM
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somone (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-01-11 08:40 PM
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Grammer's wife: Kelsey and I 'didn't mesh sexually' because 'he was too busy watching FOX News'
 http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/02/01/2011-02-01...

Camille Grammer: Kelsey and I 'didn't mesh sexually,' we weren't 'intimate'
BY Shari Weiss

Even as Kelsey Grammer continues to push for a quick divorce, his estranged wife, Camille Grammer, is still talking about their failed marriage.

On "The View" Monday, co-host Barbara Walters asked Camille, 42, why she was "surprised" Kelsey moved on with to his new fiancée, Kayte Walsh, considering the former couple - by Camille's own admission - hadn't had sex in years. "There's so much more to marriage than sex," Camille replied.

As for why the Grammers were in a dry spell to begin with, the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star said, "You'd have to ask him that." "We tried," Camille conceded. "Something just didn't click with us on an intimate level. But we were best friends and it's too bad that now I lost my best friend." Camille and Kelsey have two young children together, both born via surrogate.

The sex topic carried over into Camille's interview later that day on Joy Behar's Headline News show. "We just didn't mesh sexually," the reality star explained. "We weren't intimate." Camille admitted that blame could be placed on both of them, but alleged that Kelsey, 55, was more responsible. "I miss intimacy," Camille shared. "I think that's a really important part of a marriage, to be intimate with your partner. We didn't really have that." "I love cuddling," she added. "We didn't even do that. He was too busy watching FOX News. He didn't want to cuddle."

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1. Why is this any kind of decent news?

2. Sideshow Bob watches Fox News? That's ****ing awesome!!
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: Ballygrl on February 01, 2011, 07:50:30 PM
I like Kelsey, I even liked him before I found out he was a Republican BUT he's a serial cheater and if women are crazy enough to think he isn't going to cheat on them like he cheated on everyone else before them then they're naive.
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 01, 2011, 08:00:58 PM
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As for why the Grammers were in a dry spell

It's very doubtful he was in a dry spell.
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: Chris_ on February 01, 2011, 08:08:09 PM
Those old broads on the View probably haven't had sex in years either.  I don't see anybody running to the internet with that bombshell.
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: DixieBelle on February 01, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
^ :rofl:

OMG FOX NEWS!!!!! Are they spewing spittle yet?
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 01, 2011, 09:07:13 PM
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On "The View" Monday........

All credibility for this Bimbo just left Grand Central! Who the hell goes on "The View" and airs their dirty laundry????

Sorry, my sex life is certainly not Barbara WaWa's business!
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: Tucker on February 01, 2011, 09:28:42 PM
I'd just like to say, Who?
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: olde north church on February 02, 2011, 06:00:52 AM
Those old broads on the View probably haven't had sex in years either.  I don't see anybody running to the internet with that bombshell.


I wonder if Joy plucks her nipple hair, shaves it or used depilatory cream?  I just gagged.
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: whiffleball on February 02, 2011, 06:46:08 AM
Who the hell goes on "The View" and airs their dirty laundry????

Someone who can't get any jollies another way?
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: Karin on February 02, 2011, 09:31:51 AM
Anybody ever hear the Howard Stern show, where he would send Stuttering John out to interview celebrities on the street with dumb questions?  One of the questions was "Did you ever fart in the bathtub?"  John would go and ask celebrities, and they would invariably go "How dare you!!! Get out of my face before I punch your lights out!!!!  Who are you with????"

So John goes up to Kelsey and asks "Hey Kelsey, d-d-d-d-d-d-did you ever f-f-f-f-f-fart in the bathtub?"  Kelsey answered back without missing a beat, "is there any better place?"

Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: PatriotGame on February 02, 2011, 08:51:02 PM
Anybody ever hear the Howard Stern show, where he would send Stuttering John out to interview celebrities on the street with dumb questions?  One of the questions was "Did you ever fart in the bathtub?"  John would go and ask celebrities, and they would invariably go "How dare you!!! Get out of my face before I punch your lights out!!!!  Who are you with????"

So John goes up to Kelsey and asks "Hey Kelsey, d-d-d-d-d-d-did you ever f-f-f-f-f-fart in the bathtub?"  Kelsey answered back without missing a beat, "is there any better place?"




...another reason I miss taking a bath...


"in the shower, NO-ONE can enjoy your farts..."
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: thundley4 on February 02, 2011, 09:02:36 PM

...another reason I miss taking a bath...


"in the shower, NO-ONE can enjoy your farts..."

The original Jacuzzi .
Title: Re: Kelsey Grammer Thread
Post by: diesel driver on February 02, 2011, 09:33:05 PM
Anybody ever hear the Howard Stern show, where he would send Stuttering John out to interview celebrities on the street with dumb questions?  One of the questions was "Did you ever fart in the bathtub?"  John would go and ask celebrities, and they would invariably go "How dare you!!! Get out of my face before I punch your lights out!!!!  Who are you with????"

So John goes up to Kelsey and asks "Hey Kelsey, d-d-d-d-d-d-did you ever f-f-f-f-f-fart in the bathtub?"  Kelsey answered back without missing a beat, "is there any better place?"



That was the reason Lewis Grizzard gave for preferring showers to baths.  He said:  "I don't want to wash my face with the same water I've been sitting in."