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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ScubaGuy on February 01, 2011, 11:27:20 AM
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Too funny for words. Jeffersons Ghost and formercia do a team fantasy.
Looney bin link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x307367)
Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Jan-31-11 05:51 PM
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NSA?
According to the website, the National Security Agency is responsible for providing foreign Signals Intelligence, or SIGINT, to our nation's political policy-makers and military forces. SIGINT plays a vital role in our national security by providing America's leaders with the critical information they need to save lives and advance U.S. goals and alliances globally.
While this is true, SIGINT has been harassing me for years because I learned several of their secrets through their ineptness and my past experience in military and civilian radio.
I have no intentions of revealing their secrets in a public forum. But I will state that they appear to have nothing better to do with their time and technology than jam my local radio station with static. I live on the third floor, in a dwelling on a hill. I use a high-gain antenna and a new High Definition (HD) radio. Still, I have major problems picking up a local station.
This is not normal sounding static, mind you, it comes and goes with a mechanical pulsing sound. Sometimes my local station is incredibly clear and static free.
I know it's the NSA, because they are overt on my computer, as well and have been for a very long time. I actually deserve that issue, because I posted some fake, easy to solve, code in the lounge a while back. I think the online team does an excellent job of protecting America from numerous cyber invasions that no one ever hears about.
While I can't prove any of these allegations, I know them to be true. I strongly suspect that the SIGINT team is using a satellite to jam not only the radio at my residence but also the one in my car. I think they are ridiculously silly. And I know they should be doing better things with their time. The main thing that convinces me it is the SIGNET division of the NSA is that they have overtly and clearly announced on my radio it was them to try frightening me.
I'm so used to their presence on my computer and radio that nothing they do scares me one bit.
lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Jan-31-11 06:11 PM
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2. How does a satellite jam the radio reception to an individual car?
Short of a jamming device installed on the car... :shrug:
Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Jan-31-11 06:25 PM
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4. It's really simple...
It just focuses or reflects a signal toward the target. In my case it's a car or a stationary radio in my home. This is useful in battle because these signals can also jam enemy radar, whether it's mobile or stationary.
It's VERY important to jam enemy receiving equipment in combat as well.
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Jan-31-11 06:21 PM
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3. Nothing would surprise me these days.
The boys have been harassing me ever since I left CIA. They're probably just trying to provoke you.
When I found out that my vehicles had GPS transponders installed, I made entertainment out of it. Whenever they 'lose' me, they have to send up an aircraft to locate my vehicle, so I just park in a location where the signal won't get out and time them to see how long it takes for the aircraft to arrive.
Once they even sent out an EC-111 that overflew me by less than 100 Meters. I was out in the boonies at the time.
Your tax dollars at work. I wonder how much it cost to send out that EC-111.
Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Jan-31-11 06:28 PM
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5. I've gotten a lot of low fly overs in the past too...
It's fun to give them the slip, like you just described isn't it?
yan_cats (652 posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 10:37 AM
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11. Are you really that important? Why don't they just kill you?
Whenever I hear something like your post or others like it on this thread I think, Why are you so important? What do you know? If you're that much of a risk, why don't they kill you?
Twenty years or so ago, I used to know a speed freak who when he got spinning, always thought 'they' were after him and I would always ask, why? Once I realized it was the drugs and he was just paranoid, I never talked to that person again. I wonder if 'they' ever 'got' him?
Trust me, there is no one following you, no one blocking your radio reception, why would they do that? Can you pick up Rush Limpbaugh or any other wingnut stations? Maybe it's Arbitron validating its ratings?
The only way I could accept that someone is following, bugging your phone lines and so on would be:
A) Divorce and the opposing attorney is trying to find dirt on you.
B) Workman's comp trying to determine if you're telling the truth. They do, do this, how many times have you seen a report where someone on full disability is caught dancing or skiing and they use this to prove fraud.
C) You're a drug dealer.
D) You're a terrorist.
If none of the above match, then guess what? No one is following you or doing anything else.
None of us here are important enough or know enough to have the interest of the PTB. If you do know something, then the best way to protect yourself is to release whatever you know into the public eye so there's no reason to off you or follow you.
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 11:26 AM
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12. Having been in a similar position, I can relate.
and, yes, sometimes they do try to kill you if you become too much of a problem. Usually, whomever is engaging in the harassment is just trying to make your life miserable.
It also used to piss me off when people like you attempted to patronize me, for whatever reason. Now I just tell them to **** off and quit being an enabler for the perpetrators.
SDuderstadt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 11:29 AM
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13. Sorry....
I don't believe you or Jefferson's Ghost.
I think you've seen "Enemy of the State" one too many times, dude.
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 11:43 AM
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16. "Enemy of the State is mostly bullshit"
but there is a little truth there, like any other 'fictitious' story.
I tend to react badly when someone won't accept the truth.
I'm sorry, but we haven't been introduced yet.
That's just a whole load of crazy.
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That's waaaay too much crazy to take in all at once. :tinfoil2:
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WOW!
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Loughner was a paranoid schizophrenic.
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Since Berkowitz got put away, that dog has needed someone to talk to.
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He worked for the CIA....Collection of Ignorant Assholes.
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ryan_cats (652 posts) Tue Feb-01-11 10:37 AM
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11. Are you really that important? Why don't they just kill you?
:rotf: :lmao: great . . . roast beef sandwich on my monitor. 'Scuse me while I go get a paper towel . . .
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He worked for the CIA....Collection of Ignorant Assholes.
Or, more likely, the Culinary Institute of America.
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Conspiracy theories - where pomposity and inbreeding meet to conduct an illicit tryst with baseless paranoia.
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Are they saying that agents of the Obama Regime are spying on them and jamming their radios?
I thought only the vile and repressive Bush Evil Empire and Darth Cheney did things like that to them.
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Wholly smokes! That's some real way out shit there! First off, if these two are any indication of who is in charge of our security, we're ****ed!
L O O N Y T O O N S
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Hasn`t formercia been making this claim for a long time saying it goes all the way back to the 80s? :mental:
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Hasn`t formercia been making this claim for a long time saying it goes all the way back to the 80s? :mental:
I think at one point he was saying that the CIA was harassing his kid in school in order to get to him. :mental:
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Holy Cow they've got some loons over there.
KC
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:lmao:
That whole thread is a hoot! Highly recommend a row over to the island.
KC
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I mat get thumped for this one.
The only DU thread I forwarded to my wife was the 911spooked campfire about chicken wire.lighter fluid and cinder blocks. She politely asked me not to send her anymore.
I'm sending her this one.
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Now I want to go over there and register the name Presentcia and raise hell with 'em. :-) I see several deleted posters there already....
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It's a follow-up to this one:
Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-19-11 01:58 AM
Original message
NSA interogation tactics
Edited on Wed Jan-19-11 02:13 AM by Jeffersons Ghost
I sleep with my radio on and have for a very long time. It's a habit that I've formed over the years.
My cell-phone only works marginally and is, of course, being heavily monitored.
I'm a bipolar and my mood stabilizers have been swapped for placebo either during a bugging of my room or straight from the VA hospital in an attempt at sleep-deprivation techniques, which will ultimately destroy me.
Still my radio is able to lull me to sleep, along with the help of some sleeping pills. The NSA has used other drugs on me in the past.
Instead of allowing me to sleep, the NSA starts suddenly jamming my radio reception with static in the middle of the night, possibly from a satellite. It happens on all frequencies, even those where the transmitter is geographically close to my location. They certainly have that capability.
The static runs heavy at certain times and often instantly vanishes on the station I like to leave on as I sleep. It plays soft rock while I'm falling asleep and then sudden bursts of loud static to awaken me in the middle of the night. Check their website, to see where the agencies interests lie. One of them is "research." Another is the use of satellites to assault an enemy or obviously people that are antiwar activists, like me.
I'm not paranoid or even afraid to report the truth. It's obvious that my browser is commandeered by the NSA by the display on my I.P. address line. It displays the NSA address, instead of Google.
They are systematically closing down websites all over the internet. I suspect they closed down Free Republican because of the violent action proposed there. If you've been having odd computer trouble or problems visiting certain websites, it's likely the NSA. They've destroyed several of my computers in the past.
Did you know that florescent lighting, like street lights, are sensitive to certain frequencies? Often, the ones I walk under immediately go out. This tactic is used to give away the position of enemies to ground forces and satellite observers. After I pass under them they flash back on.
The NSA has been toying with a variety of frequencies since Vietnam.
Their clandestine activities probably include intimidating media sources to bring them in line with the empire's goals. They are the propaganda machine in America. For the most part, gigantic media concerns are glad to cooperate with the NSA. According to their website, the NSA has not only large corporate business partners, like AT&T, but also a variety of small businesses.
I can remember when I was first taken into custody by the NSA now. I remember the shots of an updated version of truth serum. I can remember how I was questioned in my sleep using music as the interrogator.
The NSA does this with all media people. It’s a type of brainwashing technique that appears very effective. This all came back to me during a dream as a result of the static.
This was all done because I attended an antiwar rally in Washington DC. I was first taken into custody there.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x227060
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It's a follow-up to this one:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x227060
PPPPPHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW step away from the bong. This sum bitch is crazier than UGP & Bobo combined.
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Uh huh...The VRWC static beam is working but we need to increase power.
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Uh huh...The VRWC static beam is working but we need to increase power.
Crank it up high enough so he can hear it without a radio. :-)
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Some background on formercia and Jeffersons Ghost
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,28046.0.html
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40277.0.html
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Crank it up high enough so he can hear it without a radio. :-)
It's already near its' highest rating, which is classified . . . As I type, it's putting out 69.3 megagigajigawatts.
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It's already near its' highest rating, which is classified . . . As I type, it's putting out 69.3 megagigajigawatts.
Crank it to 11! :-)
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Crank it to 11! :-)
Unlike Spinal Tap's amps, it doesn't have an "11" button . . . ::)
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It's a follow-up to this one:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x227060
I remember this movie. It had Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts in it .... Conspiracy Theory! That's the one!!
Good movie.
KC
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pinto (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-19-11 10:06 AM
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25. We're going to lock this.
Take care. ~ the moderators
Holy shit. When even the crazy at the DUmp realize your are bonkers it's time to sit up and take notice.
Damnation. I can't believe that guy is allowed to walk around free.
KC
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I remember this movie. It had Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts in it .... Conspiracy Theory! That's the one!!
Good movie.
KC
I saw that in the theater at the time . My wife and I laughed at a lot of the CT's Mel talked about, because I worked with a guy that talked about some of them. He subscribed to some magazine called "The Spotlight".
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Back in the day, when I would walk to school barefoot in ten feet of Global Warming(TM) and post on usenet, some guy would post in X-Files, First Wave, Babylon 5 and other sci-fi groups on how those shows had stolen his life and how everything in those shows was essential true and was it fair to him to be tortured by the CIA, or whoever? And was it fair to turn his life in to a TV show. He even had an elaborate website that "proved" everyone was out to get him and turn his life into television.
Finally, I moved onto Lexx groups and, apparently, that was the one show this guy's life wasn't based on.
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I saw that in the theater at the time . My wife and I laughed at a lot of the CT's Mel talked about, because I worked with a guy that talked about some of them. He subscribed to some magazine called "The Spotlight".
He's not around anymore is he. You can tell us. They got him didn't they.
:bawl:
:-)
KC
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zappaman (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Jan-31-11 07:11 PM
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7. Be very very careful
It seems like they are on to you.
There is another poster on DU who knows way too much about the Earth being under quarantine and the moon actually being an alien spacecraft.
Haven't seen him post in a while and I am worried...
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 01:12 PM
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30. I was a CIA Technical Officer for almost 4 Years.
You are very quick to dismiss.
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zappaman (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 01:14 PM
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33. You too?
I was for 9 1/2 years.
I left when I finally was accepted into the Secret Ninja Organization of Waikiki or SNOW as we call it.
Now, I hunt down ex-CIA who spill the beans.
Please keep this under your hat and let's not have it leave this board.
Thanks.
Zappa is having way too much fun. :lmao: :lmao:
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 01:18 PM
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36. 'They' are not after me any more, as far as I know.
Their accusations were proven unfounded. I was accused of being a Soviet Agent. It turned out to be someone i had worked with on a project that was compromised. The perpetrator, an FBI agent by the name of Robert Hanssen is serving Life in federal prison for his crimes.
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ryan_cats (663 posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 01:21 PM
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40. Really? I used to work with the Rosenbergs and Kim Philby, small world.
Really? I used to work with the Rosenbergs and Kim Philby, small world.
Spasiba.
:lmao: :lmao:
SDuderstadt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 01:29 PM
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46. In post 3...
you claimed that when they "lose" you, they send up an EC-111 to find you.
You can't even keep your story straight. You DO realize that you're becoming less believable by the minute, right?
:lmao: :lmao:
zappaman (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 01:12 PM
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31. "Time will validate my assertions."
Any idea how long?
I don't have all day.
:lmao: :lmao:
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 01:13 PM
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32. So wait already.
I do not suffer fools.
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SDuderstadt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 01:18 PM
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35. Why not?
We have to suffer you.
I'm lovin this thread. :lmao: :lmao:
zappaman (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Feb-01-11 01:20 PM
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38. Maybe he knows the secret ingredients in the Colonel's fried chicken? n/t
:lmao: :lmao:
I like this DUmmy, if we put aside politics I bet he would be a blast to hang around.
Best thread at DU ever!!!1111111 eleventy one
K&R.
:lmao:
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zappa is a hoot! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: has to be a mole because regressives aren't known for their sense of humor.
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He's not around anymore is he. You can tell us. They got him didn't they.
:bawl:
:-)
KC
I haven't seen him in over ten years. :tinfoil2:
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Those two are pretty addled, even by DUmp standards. I'll bet they both have coffee cans filled with nail trimmings.
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Its ok He's a nice man but he not quite right in the head.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9vyE5IjT0w&feature=related[/youtube]
or maybe those two are more like this.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFN_xuwiDW0&feature=related[/youtube]