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Title: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: Freeper on January 31, 2011, 10:47:57 AM
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Leithan  (56 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-31-11 11:38 AM
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What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
   
Almost all of the global warning I've seen, heard, and read focuses on rising ocean levels. Make no mistake, that's something to be very concerned about. But what about the atmospheric and agricultural implications?

What happens when Kansas, Nebraska, even South Dakota become too hot to grow crops? What happens when the "breadbasket" is located in Saskatchewan and Manitoba? What happens when those of us living in the northern half of the country get pushed further north by Texans, Arizonans, Mississippians, etc., fleeing areas too hot to live in?

I hope the **** there are no Jan Brewers, Lou Dobbses, or Glenn Becks in Canada!

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Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: jukin on January 31, 2011, 10:50:24 AM
We go up and take over Canada.  Pretty simple.

It will never happen because the Sea is rising at less than 1 mm per year.
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: Rebel on January 31, 2011, 10:51:33 AM
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Mon Jan-31-11 11:44 AM

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2. I met a young couple in Victoria, BC a couple of years ago.
   
The man was the son of an American who defected during the Vietnam war and who stayed and made a life in Canada. Apparently, they are more welcoming of their south of the border illegals than we are of ours.

Let us know how it works out when they have 20 million flooding the border.
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: AprilRazz on January 31, 2011, 11:11:22 AM
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Mon Jan-31-11 11:44 AM

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2. I met a young couple in Victoria, BC a couple of years ago.
   
The man was the son of a coward who defected during the Vietnam war and who stayed and made a life in Canada. Apparently, they are more welcoming of their south of the border illegals than we are of ours.
Fixed that typo for you DUmmy.
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: Freeper on January 31, 2011, 11:14:04 AM
Fixed that typo for you DUmmy.

I don't have much use for draft dodgers however it's those who signed up and then ran away that really piss me off.
At least the draft dodgers didn't take the oath then run away.

Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 11:20:20 AM
We go up and take over Canada.  Pretty simple.

It will never happen because the Sea is rising at less than 1 mm per year.

How the HELL would you measure something like that?

Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 31, 2011, 11:53:28 AM
How the HELL would you measure something like that?
You can't. Even with satellites using laser measurements, the variations due to gravitational influences, water density, water temperature, etc. make measurements to that level of accuracy impossible. So the exact measurement of sea level has become as entangled in the politics of the global warming scam as any other part of it.
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 31, 2011, 11:55:40 AM
Let us know how it works out when they have 20 million flooding the border.

That post is pure bull shit! Canada will kick yer ass out quicker than a library employee givin' Bobo the boot at closin' time!

If you can't prove you can support yourself with a marketable trade they need, your silly ass is escorted right back over the border! You're full of DUmp Slime, slug!
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 31, 2011, 11:58:04 AM
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What happens when Kansas, Nebraska, even South Dakota become too hot to grow crops? What happens when the "breadbasket" is located in Saskatchewan and Manitoba? What happens when those of us living in the northern half of the country get pushed further north by Texans, Arizonans, Mississippians, etc., fleeing areas too hot to live in?

Saskatchewan already is the bread basket of Canada.  My great-great grandfather left Scotland and became a wheat farmer in Saskatchewan in the late 1800's. 

Really, lets step back for a moment and consider just how much the climate would have to change to make any part of the US, other than Arid regions, truly uninhabitable.
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 31, 2011, 12:00:26 PM
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Leithan  (56 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-31-11 11:38 AM
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What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
  
Almost all of the global warning I've seen, heard, blah blah blah...

Damn.  Consider me seriously disappointed.  I was hoping this was going to be TwitBoy's latest Sooper-Genius plan for emigrating to Europe.
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: delilahmused on January 31, 2011, 12:03:50 PM
How can you be the illegal immigrants when you have the guns? To the victor goes the spoils and all that.

Cindie
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: thundley4 on January 31, 2011, 12:05:12 PM
If the stooooopid DUmmies would let them, Monsanto would produce GM crops that grow in arid conditions.
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 31, 2011, 12:09:52 PM
How can you be the illegal immigrants when you have the guns? To the victor goes the spoils and all that.

Cindie

That's the way I see it.  H5.
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on January 31, 2011, 12:25:08 PM
How the HELL would you measure something like that?


It's really simple.

Step 1: Take a measurement of the sea level.
Step 2: Take a measurement of the sea level after Michael Moore has jumped in the ocean.
Step 3: "Oh n0es! Global warming has caused the sea level to rise three feet in the past two days! We're doooooooooomed!
Step 4: Blame Bush, Rove, Palin, the JOOOOOOS, Bush again, and Cheney
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 31, 2011, 12:41:59 PM
How can you be the illegal immigrants when you have the guns? To the victor goes the spoils and all that.

Cindie

Heh! ^5 Cin!!! DUmmies never take that into consideration. They just figure we'll all just get along!
Title: Re: What happens when WE are the Illegal Immigrants?
Post by: Ballygrl on January 31, 2011, 12:46:19 PM
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The man was the son of an American who defected during the Vietnam war and who stayed and made a life in Canada. Apparently, they are more welcoming of their south of the border illegals than we are of ours.

Absolutely not, Canada has standards for those who wish to emigrate there and those standards include whether or not they need employees in certain fields. If Canada was easy to migrate to most of the left in this Country would've gone there by now.