The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on January 30, 2011, 08:01:20 AM
-
Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.
The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'
But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.
One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus?
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html#ixzz1CWl5UBZM
This idea just stinks.
-
Not only does it stink, but it's volatile as well. A single spark could set the whole country off. Just think! Explosions, firebombs, the possibilities are endless!
-
Sounds like Muslims...good...if someone breaks wind while they are praying they have to start their prayers all over again....lets keep 'em praying.... ship 'em millions of pounds of pinto beans...hey, if they got their heads stuck to the ground all the time praying they can't cause us any problems.
-
Not only does it stink, but it's volatile as well. A single spark could set the whole country off. Just think! Explosions, firebombs, the possibilities are endless!
Simply fanning the flames of trouble.
-
Doesn't NZ have a cow fart tax?
The EPA wants to levy one:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/12/05/tech/main4651448.shtml
-
That seems like a lib thing to do - taxing cow farts.
###
If a person is alone in the woods and farts, everybody knows who did it.
-
That seems like a lib thing to do - taxing cow farts.
###
If a person is alone in the woods and farts, everybody knows who did it.
As do the two people in an elevator.
-
Makes perfect sense to me for THAT country to enforce that law, next the health department locks up people that sneeze or cough, scratch an itch have a runny nose or eyes water. Tax all farm animals, pets, and humans that yawn, burp, piss and poop.
Biggest problem I see is for the people that are hungry and their stomachs growl in public.