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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ScubaGuy on April 07, 2008, 09:33:19 AM
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It may just be me or the fact that I don't live in a liberal hellhole (AKA slum) but I've never considered it to be a good idea to piss off the people that I live near or may need for help in the future.
It's a poor bouncy attempt but the DUmp love it anyway.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Apr-06-08 10:16 PM
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May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Its worked for me. I thoroughly enjoy pissing off conservatives, especially religious zealots but this one has worked quite well:
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.
Then I casually stroll away. And it really has them sputtering because most of those with "values" around here who know me, know that I am a veteran. Go ahead, give it a try!!
God I know if someone ever said that to me I would just be so confused I wouldn't know what to do. :whatever:
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whasamatter BOSSHOG ? are you trying to turn a liberal liability (McCain's srvice record) into a talking point ? Fail.
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Too easy.
ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."
Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."
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Answer:
Oh good gawd, are you still stuck on that tired ass lie?
How about, Bush never crashed a plane...
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.
:yawn:
The only differenct between Obama and Osama is one letter. :nunchuck: :evillaugh:
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The only differenct between Obama and Osama is one letter. :nunchuck: :evillaugh:
H5!
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Oh FFS!!!!!! What about Clinton's military service or Obama's? Oops...they don't have any!!!
They also seem to forget that Bush isn't running for a third term.
Idjits.
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Liberals are so cute. I never get "pissed off" about anyhting they say. They are too pathetic. I am most often just amused.
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ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
ButtHole - Gets red in the face turns around and walks away yelling profanities.
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Gawd, they really are stuck at 12 years old aren't they?
Cindie
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Normal people do not intentionally piss off their neighbors. Normal people learned at home and in kindergarten that if you can't say something nice, just say nothing at all.
Just sayin'. :whatever:
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Oh FFS!!!!!! What about Clinton's military service or Obama's? Oops...they don't have any!!!
They also seem to forget that Bush isn't running for a third term.
Idjits.
and the buenis has nothing to ba ashamed of, unlike the clenis, which cause algore so much trouble because of all the places it got caught hanging out.
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Normal people do not intentionally piss off their neighbors. Normal people learned at home and in kindergarten that if you can't say something nice, just say nothing at all.
Just sayin'. :whatever:
in a lot of civilized parts of the country, "neighbor" is synonymous with "friend". several of my neighbors are lefties; I tolerate their flaws, and concentrate on their better characteristics.
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Oh FFS!!!!!! What about Clinton's military service or Obama's? Oops...they don't have any!!!
They also seem to forget that Bush isn't running for a third term.
Idjits.
In their minds, Bush will be the perpetual shadow president for all eternity...dictator and all that you know. :whatever: :-)
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I don't understand.
Even if it were true, why would that upset me?
Liberals REALLY need to get a life.
BC, I'm sitting here wondering the same thing. I was waiting for something to really really piss me off this time and then this. It's like crickets after a bad joke.
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Bosshog-THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY. Me-How much longer till my burger is done? :-)
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Bosshog-THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY. Me-How much longer till my burger is done? :-)
That would work on the DUmmy TylerDurden as well.
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Bosshog-THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY. Me-How much longer till my burger is done? :-)
That would work on the DUmmy TylerDurden as well.
He lives up here in the Enchanted Mitten,surprised I haven't run into him at a fast food place in the area :-)
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Bosshog-THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY. Me-How much longer till my burger is done? :-)
:lmao:
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Too easy.
ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."
Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."
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And even far better then your other hero John Kerry.
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Too easy.
ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."
Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."
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And even far better then your other hero John Kerry.
Or Bill Clinton for that matter.....
doc
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Too easy.
ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."
Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."
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Or, "Damn. you are right. I guess I won't vote for Bush this time. McCain has my vote!"
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It may just be me or the fact that I don't live in a liberal hellhole (AKA slum) but I've never considered it to be a good idea to piss off the people that I live near or may need for help in the future.
It's a poor bouncy attempt but the DUmp love it anyway.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3116406 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3116406)
BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Apr-06-08 10:16 PM
Original message
May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Its worked for me. I thoroughly enjoy pissing off conservatives, especially religious zealots but this one has worked quite well:
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.
Then I casually stroll away. And it really has them sputtering because most of those with "values" around here who know me, know that I am a veteran. Go ahead, give it a try!!
God I know if someone ever said that to me I would just be so confused I wouldn't know what to do. :whatever:
Why would a DUmpster want to anger a neighbor? That would totally backfire a couple hours later, when that neighbor finally calls the cops to report the smell of "funny cigarettes" hanging around the DUmpster's house, again. :loser:
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Gawd, they really are stuck at 12 years old aren't they?
Cindie
Even most 12 year olds are more mature.
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.
:yawn:
The only differenct between Obama and Osama is one letter. :nunchuck: :evillaugh:
:rotf:
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You could always come back with: "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"
:popcorn:
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You could always come back with: "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"
:popcorn:
The clincher! H5!
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The only difference between mrs. clinton and hussein is that she has testicles.
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You could always come back with: "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"
:popcorn:
not to mention the Bolsheviks.
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The only difference between mrs. clinton and hussein is that she has testicles.
:rimshot:
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You could always come back with: "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"
:popcorn:
not to mention the Bolsheviks.
It IS a very uniting kind of theme, isn't it?
:evillaugh:
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.
:yawn:
The only differenct between Obama and Osama is one letter. :nunchuck: :evillaugh:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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You could always come back with: "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"
:popcorn:
not to mention the Bolsheviks.
It IS a very uniting kind of theme, isn't it?
:evillaugh:
. . . and very healing. but, look, it's change, so all we have to do is create unhappy people, and viola.
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They also seem to forget that Bush isn't running for a third term.
Idjits.
That is what makes them all the more ridiculously amusing :rotf:
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Too easy.
ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."
Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."
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Or, "Damn. you are right. I guess I won't vote for Bush this time. McCain has my vote!"
:rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf:
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Considering that Bush served honorably in the military also, I would say his neighbor's back aways because they think he's not right in the head. Possibly confusing Bush with Clinton, who has never served anything honorably.