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Title: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: ScubaGuy on April 07, 2008, 09:33:19 AM

It may just be me or the fact that I don't live in a liberal hellhole (AKA slum) but I've never considered it to be a good idea to piss off the people that I live near or may need for help in the future.

It's a poor bouncy attempt but the DUmp love it anyway.

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BOSSHOG  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-06-08 10:16 PM
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May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
   
Its worked for me. I thoroughly enjoy pissing off conservatives, especially religious zealots but this one has worked quite well:

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.

Then I casually stroll away. And it really has them sputtering because most of those with "values" around here who know me, know that I am a veteran. Go ahead, give it a try!!

God I know if someone ever said that to me I would just be so confused I wouldn't know what to do. :whatever:

Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: miskie on April 07, 2008, 09:41:48 AM
whasamatter BOSSHOG ? are you trying to turn a liberal liability (McCain's srvice record) into a talking point ? Fail.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: USA4ME on April 07, 2008, 09:42:51 AM
Too easy.

ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."

Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."

.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Chris_ on April 07, 2008, 10:15:57 AM
Answer:
Oh good gawd, are you still stuck on that tired ass lie?
How about, Bush never crashed a plane...
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Red October on April 07, 2008, 10:18:09 AM
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.

:yawn:

The only differenct between Obama and Osama is one letter.  :nunchuck:  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 07, 2008, 10:23:11 AM
The only differenct between Obama and Osama is one letter.  :nunchuck:  :evillaugh:

H5!
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: DixieBelle on April 07, 2008, 10:38:30 AM
Oh FFS!!!!!! What about Clinton's military service or Obama's? Oops...they don't have any!!!

They also seem to forget that Bush isn't running for a third term.

Idjits.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Lord Undies on April 07, 2008, 10:41:44 AM
Liberals are so cute.  I never get "pissed off" about anyhting they say.  They are too pathetic.  I am most often just amused.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: jukin on April 07, 2008, 11:51:10 AM
ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."

Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

ButtHole - Gets red in the face turns around and walks away yelling profanities.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: delilahmused on April 07, 2008, 12:20:26 PM
Gawd, they really are stuck at 12 years old aren't they?

Cindie
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Chris_ on April 07, 2008, 12:32:45 PM
Normal people do not intentionally piss off their neighbors.  Normal people learned at home and in kindergarten that if you can't say something nice, just say nothing at all. 

Just sayin'.   :whatever:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 07, 2008, 01:03:35 PM
Oh FFS!!!!!! What about Clinton's military service or Obama's? Oops...they don't have any!!!

They also seem to forget that Bush isn't running for a third term.

Idjits.

and the buenis has nothing to ba ashamed of, unlike the clenis, which cause algore so much trouble because of all the places it got caught hanging out.



Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 07, 2008, 01:06:49 PM
Normal people do not intentionally piss off their neighbors.  Normal people learned at home and in kindergarten that if you can't say something nice, just say nothing at all. 

Just sayin'.   :whatever:

in a lot of civilized parts of the country, "neighbor" is synonymous with "friend".   several of my neighbors are lefties;  I tolerate their flaws, and concentrate on their better characteristics.

Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: jtyangel on April 07, 2008, 01:19:23 PM
Oh FFS!!!!!! What about Clinton's military service or Obama's? Oops...they don't have any!!!

They also seem to forget that Bush isn't running for a third term.

Idjits.

In their minds, Bush will be the perpetual shadow president for all eternity...dictator and all that you know. :whatever: :-)
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: jtyangel on April 07, 2008, 01:24:35 PM
I don't understand.
Even if it were true, why would that upset me?
Liberals REALLY need to get a life.

BC, I'm sitting here wondering the same thing. I was waiting for something to really really piss me off this time and then this. It's like crickets after a bad joke.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 07, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
Bosshog-THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY. Me-How much longer till my burger is done? :-)
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 07, 2008, 01:46:07 PM
Bosshog-THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY. Me-How much longer till my burger is done? :-)

That would work on the DUmmy TylerDurden as well.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 07, 2008, 01:49:29 PM
Bosshog-THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY. Me-How much longer till my burger is done? :-)

That would work on the DUmmy TylerDurden as well.
He lives up here in the Enchanted Mitten,surprised I haven't run into him at a fast food place in the area :-)
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: jtyangel on April 07, 2008, 01:51:15 PM
Bosshog-THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY. Me-How much longer till my burger is done? :-)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Airwolf on April 07, 2008, 02:59:31 PM
Too easy.

ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."

Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."

.

And even far better then your other hero John Kerry.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Chris_ on April 07, 2008, 03:46:33 PM
Too easy.

ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."

Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."

.

And even far better then your other hero John Kerry.

Or Bill Clinton for that matter.....

doc
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: dutch508 on April 07, 2008, 03:49:40 PM
Too easy.

ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."

Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."

.

Or, "Damn. you are right. I guess I won't vote for Bush this time. McCain has my vote!"
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: MrsSmith on April 07, 2008, 04:03:45 PM

It may just be me or the fact that I don't live in a liberal hellhole (AKA slum) but I've never considered it to be a good idea to piss off the people that I live near or may need for help in the future.

It's a poor bouncy attempt but the DUmp love it anyway.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3116406 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3116406)
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BOSSHOG  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-06-08 10:16 PM
Original message
May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
   
Its worked for me. I thoroughly enjoy pissing off conservatives, especially religious zealots but this one has worked quite well:

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.

Then I casually stroll away. And it really has them sputtering because most of those with "values" around here who know me, know that I am a veteran. Go ahead, give it a try!!

God I know if someone ever said that to me I would just be so confused I wouldn't know what to do. :whatever:



Why would a DUmpster want to anger a neighbor?  That would totally backfire a couple hours later, when that neighbor finally calls the cops to report the smell of "funny cigarettes" hanging around the DUmpster's house, again.    :loser:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Chris_ on April 07, 2008, 04:20:46 PM
Gawd, they really are stuck at 12 years old aren't they?

Cindie

Even most 12 year olds are more mature.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: formerlurker on April 07, 2008, 04:37:42 PM
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.

:yawn:

The only differenct between Obama and Osama is one letter.  :nunchuck:  :evillaugh:


 :rotf:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 08, 2008, 06:21:35 AM
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2008, 07:09:55 AM
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

 :popcorn:

The clincher!  H5!
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Chris_ on April 08, 2008, 07:45:31 AM
The only difference between mrs. clinton and hussein is that she has testicles.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 08:05:45 AM
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

 :popcorn:

not to mention the Bolsheviks.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: jtyangel on April 08, 2008, 08:11:06 AM
The only difference between mrs. clinton and hussein is that she has testicles.


 :rimshot:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 08, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

 :popcorn:

not to mention the Bolsheviks.

It IS a very uniting kind of theme, isn't it?

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: LadyLiberty on April 08, 2008, 07:54:33 PM
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY.

:yawn:

The only differenct between Obama and Osama is one letter.  :nunchuck:  :evillaugh:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 08, 2008, 07:54:53 PM
You could always come back with:  "Say, weren't the Nazis for hope and change, too?"

 :popcorn:

not to mention the Bolsheviks.

It IS a very uniting kind of theme, isn't it?

 :evillaugh:

 . . . and very healing.  but, look, it's change, so all we have to do is create unhappy people, and viola.
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: LadyLiberty on April 08, 2008, 07:56:08 PM


They also seem to forget that Bush isn't running for a third term.

Idjits.

That is what makes them all the more ridiculously amusing  :rotf:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: LadyLiberty on April 08, 2008, 08:00:07 PM
Too easy.

ButtHole - "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND MCCAIN IS THAT MCCAIN SERVED HONORABLY IN THE MILITARY."

Me - "Even if that were true, that's still head over heals above anything you've ever done."

.

Or, "Damn. you are right. I guess I won't vote for Bush this time. McCain has my vote!"

 :rotf: :rotf:  :lmao: :lmao:  :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: May I suggest a way to really piss off your conservative neighbors?
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 08, 2008, 08:15:58 PM
Considering that Bush served honorably in the military also, I would say his neighbor's back aways because they think he's not right in the head.  Possibly confusing Bush with Clinton, who has never served anything honorably.