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Title: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Gina on January 28, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
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A "Black Widow" suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year's Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early, according to Russian security sources.


The unnamed woman, who is thought to be part of the same group that struck Moscow's Domodedovo airport on Monday, intended to detonate a suicide belt near Red Square on New Year's Eve in an attack that could have killed hundreds.


Security sources believe a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year received just hours before the planned attack triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house.



Read more: http://www.leaderpost.com/news/Text+message+blows+suicide+bomber+accident/4172966/story.html#ixzz1CNNXSyOp


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Rufus2010 on January 28, 2011, 05:41:23 PM
Here's your sign...
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Texacon on January 28, 2011, 05:47:56 PM
Stories like that give me warm fuzzies.

KC
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Airwolf on January 29, 2011, 08:35:55 PM
Defiantly a winner for the Darwin award.
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 29, 2011, 08:37:53 PM
For once spam sent a useful message.
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: compaqxp on January 30, 2011, 04:13:32 AM
I was expecting something along the lines of....

(http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/1559606_340_1116081430036-spam.jpg)
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 05:49:29 AM
Can you hear me now?


BOOM!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: thelaughingman on January 30, 2011, 09:35:45 AM
[youtube=425,350]1uwOL4rB-go[/youtube]

Nothing more need be said.
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 30, 2011, 10:46:17 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE[/youtube]
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 30, 2011, 09:01:40 PM
EPIC FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
Post by: Tucker on February 02, 2011, 05:44:20 AM
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/01/sms-suicide-bomber/

LOL. Message was to wish her a Happy New Year.  :lmao:

I wonder what muslim women who are killed in a jihad have waiting for them on the other side. Could it be 72 men waiting to train her.
Title: Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 02, 2011, 05:59:03 AM
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/01/sms-suicide-bomber/

LOL. Message was to wish her a Happy New Year.  :lmao:

I wonder what muslim women who are killed in a jihad have waiting for them on the other side. Could it be 72 men waiting to train her.

They get their old husbands back...and maybe his other 3 wives and all their kids.....for the sake of her soul, we can only hope she was single.....and that her heavenly lesbian lover is cute.
Title: Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
Post by: vesta111 on February 02, 2011, 06:56:45 AM
They get their old husbands back...and maybe his other 3 wives and all their kids.....for the sake of her soul, we can only hope she was single.....and that her heavenly lesbian lover is cute.

What is the purpose of SEX in Heaven????

What happens to those virgins when they are no longer virgins.??

Where do the virgins come from, are these all children under the age of 12 that died???

Are these virgins male and female??

What happend to Mohammad's white horse that he road to heaven on, are there horses in Heaven, who cleans up the poop from them in heaven.?

Lots of questions here I have wanted to ask but never got a chance to.
Title: Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
Post by: Habsfan on February 02, 2011, 09:36:11 AM
What is the purpose of SEX in Heaven????

What happens to those virgins when they are no longer virgins.??

Where do the virgins come from, are these all children under the age of 12 that died???

Are these virgins male and female??

What happend to Mohammad's white horse that he road to heaven on, are there horses in Heaven, who cleans up the poop from them in heaven.?

Lots of questions here I have wanted to ask but never got a chance to.

This might help you out:

http://www.usvetdsp.com/jan07/muslim_women.htm

No virgins for women in Muslim Paradise


In reality they're all in for a really bad surprise 'cause they ALL wake up in Hell. No paradise, no virgins. They've been deceived by their false moon god.
Title: Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 02, 2011, 09:57:58 AM
A virgin is OK one time but slightly used is better in the long run.
Title: Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
Post by: NHSparky on February 02, 2011, 10:00:21 AM
Can you hear me now?  BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
Post by: Tucker on February 02, 2011, 11:38:58 AM
Can you hear me now?  BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

ATNT
Title: Re: Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile Carrier
Post by: Texacon on February 02, 2011, 09:05:16 PM
ATNT

^5!!

KC
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Janice on February 03, 2011, 06:55:13 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/1425z47.jpg) (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BolMixXXtN0)
^^ click on me ^^

Allah Takes a Day Off ...

With moonbat doom impending, we need all the laughs we can get.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Texacon on February 03, 2011, 06:59:39 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/1425z47.jpg) (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BolMixXXtN0)
^^ click on me ^^

Allah Takes a Day Off ...

With moonbat doom impending, we need all the laughs we can get.

 :whistling:

Awww that ain't right.  You're just a video tease.

KC
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: thundley4 on February 03, 2011, 07:01:34 PM

This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.
Sorry about that.
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Janice on February 03, 2011, 07:50:00 PM
Dang ... dont know if I downloaded it ...
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Janice on February 03, 2011, 08:10:03 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAcTtEopHds[/youtube]

Heres another in the same vein ...

Watch before its removed.
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Janice on February 03, 2011, 08:11:32 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLDVRhqAZRw&NR=1[/youtube]

This one works!
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Gina on February 03, 2011, 08:12:59 PM
allah akbar  :lmao: or whatver they were saying :lmao:
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 03, 2011, 08:17:01 PM
Those videos ought to be followed up by a close up of fire.
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Janice on February 03, 2011, 08:23:44 PM
Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar ... Oops.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Gina on February 03, 2011, 08:34:08 PM
hope he was wearing ear protection because mine always ring after loud noises if I don't :-)
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: Randy on February 23, 2011, 04:26:13 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmN2cVOr5W4[/youtube]

 :-)
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 23, 2011, 04:44:16 PM
OUT: I-E-D

IN: I-E-Deet-dee-dee!
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 23, 2011, 09:12:51 PM
I was expecting something along the lines of....

(http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/1559606_340_1116081430036-spam.jpg)

Why is it, that doesn't surprise me?
Title: Re: Spam blows up suicide bomber
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 23, 2011, 09:16:15 PM
What is the purpose of SEX in Heaven????

What happens to those virgins when they are no longer virgins.??

Where do the virgins come from, are these all children under the age of 12 that died???

Are these virgins male and female??

What happend to Mohammad's white horse that he road to heaven on, are there horses in Heaven, who cleans up the poop from them in heaven.?

Lots of questions here I have wanted to ask but never got a chance to.


I'm a firm believer that horses don't shit in heaven! I've cleaned up enough of it for a lifetime already!