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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Chris_ on April 07, 2008, 07:55:42 AM
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Police: Woman Stabs Husband During Fight Over Hot Dogs For Dinner
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- A 28-year-old woman in Orange County stabbed her husband during a fight that sparked over having hot dogs for dinner, according to a sheriff's office report.
At some point, the man snatched the plate of hot dogs from his wife's hands, the report said.
The action prompted the woman to stab her husband in the shoulder with a steak knife, according to authorities.
Anton Van Bladel then alleged grabbed a handgun and pointed it at the woman's head and said he was going to kill her.
Both a knife and a handgun were recovered from the couple's home.
The husband and wife were arrested and face several charges in connection with the incident, including aggravated battery and aggravated assault.
LINK W/ PICS (http://www.local6.com/news/15793539/detail.html)
What a bunch 'o weenies. :whatever: :-)
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Since hot dogs were the cause of this violence, the only solution is to ban hot dogs. That will solve the problem.
Other bans have worked so well... ::)
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Gotta love Florida!
I don't relish these kind of stories. They just don't cut the mustard.
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And to think, last time it was just a simple beat-down over Hamburger Helper.
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Gotta love Florida!
I don't relish these kind of stories. They just don't cut the mustard.
Maybe he just complained once too often about the quality of her buns. :lmao:
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They must of been them cheap store brand hot dogs since they needed a steak knife.
This is why I will buy only Oscar Mayer beef hot dogs.
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I saw "stab", "husband", "fight", and "hot dog" in the thread title, and just assumed bijou was at it again. :-)
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I saw "stab", "husband", "fight", and "hot dog" in the thread title, and just assumed bijou was at it again. :-)
I can't keep up, but I do try. :innocent:
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I saw "stab", "husband", "fight", and "hot dog" in the thread title, and just assumed bijou was at it again. :-)
Heh, I've just finished a heavy day at work. I'll need to ketchup with lug-nut. :-)
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I saw "stab", "husband", "fight", and "hot dog" in the thread title, and just assumed bijou was at it again. :-)
Heh, I've just finished a heavy day at work. I'll need to ketchup with lug-nut. :-)
I never sausage corny dog puns. :-)
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This crime occurred at the wurst possible time!
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I saw "stab", "husband", "fight", and "hot dog" in the thread title, and just assumed bijou was at it again. :-)
Heh, I've just finished a heavy day at work. I'll need to ketchup with lug-nut. :-)
I never sausage corny dog puns. :-)
OK- nine points out of a possible ten for the use of sausage,
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I saw "stab", "husband", "fight", and "hot dog" in the thread title, and just assumed bijou was at it again. :-)
Heh, I've just finished a heavy day at work. I'll need to ketchup with lug-nut. :-)
I never sausage corny dog puns. :-)
OK- nine points out of a possible ten for the use of sausage,
You really relish these pun threads dont'cha?
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I saw "stab", "husband", "fight", and "hot dog" in the thread title, and just assumed bijou was at it again. :-)
Heh, I've just finished a heavy day at work. I'll need to ketchup with lug-nut. :-)
I never sausage corny dog puns. :-)
OK- nine points out of a possible ten for the use of sausage,
You really relish these pun threads dont'cha?
They are my bread-n-butter.
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I saw "stab", "husband", "fight", and "hot dog" in the thread title, and just assumed bijou was at it again. :-)
Heh, I've just finished a heavy day at work. I'll need to ketchup with lug-nut. :-)
I never sausage corny dog puns. :-)
OK- nine points out of a possible ten for the use of sausage,
You really relish these pun threads dont'cha?
To be frank, relish was used already. Sorry to be a brat.
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I saw "stab", "husband", "fight", and "hot dog" in the thread title, and just assumed bijou was at it again. :-)
Heh, I've just finished a heavy day at work. I'll need to ketchup with lug-nut. :-)
I never sausage corny dog puns. :-)
OK- nine points out of a possible ten for the use of sausage,
You really relish these pun threads dont'cha?
To be frank, relish was used already. Sorry to be a brat.
I don't think you can be frank...he doesn't usually participate in these threads. :-)
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He can be thankful that she did not slice off his weenie.