The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Eagle Kammback on January 27, 2011, 04:28:33 PM
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Everybody's strange in one way or another, I've got more than most.
I love the styles of the 1970s (think Life On Mars, the US series)
I love 8-Tracks (I've got Moving Pictures playing now)
I like furries
I'm into orphan cars, especially AMCs
What are your quirks?
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I'm a clean freak and I like organization.
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Could you clarify your thoughts on furries? Are you in to that or do you like to make fun? Apologies if you've already answered this elsewhere. Seems like that's what brought you to the forum, right?
I went to a bachelorette party a few months ago. We got in a cab and somehow the conversations turned to jokes about furries. Some of the ladies didn't know the term, so it was explained. I felt really bad for the cab driver. He was listening to Christian radio.
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Could you clarify your thoughts on furries? Are you in to that or do you like to make fun? Apologies if you've already answered this elsewhere. Seems like that's what brought you to the forum, right?
I went to a bachelorette party a few months ago. We got in a cab and somehow the conversations turned to jokes about furries. Some of the ladies didn't know the term, so it was explained. I felt really bad for the cab driver. He was listening to Christian radio.
I go bowling with them, I think a lot of the art is cool (This is cool (http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/rockabillywolf/))
I'd fursuit if I weren't addicted to the most potent drug known to man, OCTANE, (ok, my car runs on low octane, but still)
Rather than spend 1K on a fursuit, I could get all the rust repaired on my car and get some tools to rebuild my engine
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I love the smell of gun oil.
The America flag brings me to my emotional knees.
I love murder mysteries
I watch Jersey Shore :mental:
Mamacags is my friend
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I like furries
:rotf:
You're Cut Off (on VH1) is my favorite guilty pleasure show.
If you haven't seen it, you should totally watch it. It's a bunch of spoiled brats (rich parents) who get cut off and have to live like regular Americans and drink boxed wine.
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When your interests blur that distinct line between porn and animal ****ing, you need to reconsider your choice of hobbies.
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When your interests blur that distinct line between porn and animal ****ing, you need to reconsider your choice of hobbies.
Whoa, lemme read that one again!
When your interests blur that distinct line between porn and animal ****ing, you need to reconsider your choice of hobbies.
Yep, that's what I thought he said!
:rotf: :lmao:
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I am a musician and have been in or around it for 42 years.
I play all the low brass instruments, some better than others.
If that ain't quirky, nothin' is.
Beyond that, I'm a parrot guy. Parrots gravitate toward me and yes, they sometimes shit on me, but they do it with love in their hearts.
:-)
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I am a musician and have been in or around it for 42 years.
I play all the low brass instruments, some better than others.
so you blow things, some better than others? :naughty:
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Everybody's strange in one way or another, I've got more than most.
I love the styles of the 1970s (think Life On Mars, the US series)
I love 8-Tracks (I've got Moving Pictures playing now)
I like furries
I'm into orphan cars, especially AMCs
What are your quirks?
I'm sorry, I can't get past this.
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When your interests blur that distinct line between porn and animal ****ing, you need to reconsider your choice of hobbies.
Hey man, I like the clean stuff, I've got no interest in furry porn, that just weird
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When your interests blur that distinct line between porn and animal ****ing, you need to reconsider your choice of hobbies.
Exactly.
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so you blow things, some better than others? :naughty:
I blow brass things. Brass things that exude sound.
Were you thinking something else? :whistling:
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I blow brass things. Brass things that exude sound.
Were you thinking something else? :whistling:
Woodwinds. :p
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Woodwinds. :p
Woodwinds are known as woodwimps where I come from. They're an evil necessity, but I keep 'em at arms' length.
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I blow brass things. Brass things that exude sound.
Were you thinking something else? :whistling:
I don't know if I'd be admitting that on a public forum. The innerwebz is forever, you know...
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I blow brass things. Brass things that exude sound.
Mexicans?
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What's your quirk?
Oh, let's see:
- I speak fluent Klingon, and catalog my journal entries by 'Stardate';
- Not only will I not jump out of a perfectly good aircraft, I prefer flying the airplane(s) that I have designed and built on my own (designed, built, flown and sold one, working on my second and third at the moment);
- I'll try out interesting dishes at restaurants, just so I can get a good feel for how to make it myself at home;
- Telling me that I can't do something is the surest way to get me to do it.
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Oh, let's see:
- I speak fluent Klingon, and catalog my journal entries by 'Stardate';
- Not only will I not jump out of a perfectly good aircraft, I prefer flying the airplane(s) that I have designed and built on my own (designed, built, flown and sold one, working on my second and third at the moment);
- I'll try out interesting dishes at restaurants, just so I can get a good feel for how to make it myself at home;
- Telling me that I can't do something is the surest way to get me to do it.
You, sir, are awesome
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You, sir, are awesome
Try convincing my missus of that when she's yellin' at me for scratchin' my crotch "in public"...
(Now what's going to attract more negative public attention: Me scratching my nether regions, or her announcing to the world that I'm scratching my nether regions at the top of her lungs?) :banghead:
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I have no quirks. :-)
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I have no quirks. :-)
That - in and of itself - would be considered a quirk, if it were true. :-)
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I hear she has hairy toe knuckles.
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I don't know if I'd be admitting that on a public forum. The innerwebz is forever, you know...
No it's not! All I gotta do is turn my machine off!!!
Right?
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Mexicans?
The only ones I've ever seen were made of bronze. Brass and bronze ain't the same thing.
Bitchslapped for not knowing the difference.
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I hear she has hairy toe knuckles.
You heard wrong bubba, and that wouldn't be a quirk anyway, that would be a deformity. :tongue:
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You heard wrong bubba, and that wouldn't be a quirk anyway, that would be a deformity. :tongue:
Not if you're kinda partial to hairy toe knuckles. :whistling:
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That - in and of itself - would be considered a quirk, if it were true. :-)
Well, I most certainly do not think furries are cool, and I don't speak Klingon. I wish I did have a quirk. I just have a scootch of the OCD. That doesn't count.
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I have to have 4 pillows to sleep.
I always travel with a sound machine, toothpicks, earplugs, and vicks vaporub. That is really all I need on a trip.
Chalk, cardboard, and wool yard gross me out when it touches my fingers.
I hate reading paperback books.
If someone is chewing near me and I can hear it I put in earplugs. Listening to chewing makes me want to kill people.
I have a vicious urge to beat the living crap out of people who don't pay attention during our National Anthem.
If someone sits next to me at the movies I will move.
I have more issues than National Geographic.
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I have to have 4 pillows to sleep.
I always travel with a sound machine, toothpicks, earplugs, and vicks vaporub. That is really all I need on a trip.
Chalk, cardboard, and wool yard gross me out when it touches my fingers.
I hate reading paperback books.
If someone is chewing near me and I can hear it I put in earplugs. Listening to chewing makes me want to kill people.
I have a vicious urge to beat the living crap out of people who don't pay attention during our National Anthem.
If someone sits next to me at the movies I will move.
I have more issues than National Geographic.
Ok. I guess I do have a few.
I won't drive in the middle lane.
I do not want anyone to put dishes in my dishwasher, or be in my kitchen, at all. Ever.
I don't eat chicken at any eating establishment, except for Popeye's Spicy Chicken Strips, or Buffalo Wild Wings. But, I'll eat steak tartare and sushi almost anywhere. :mental:
And I share your urge to smack people into another chain of consciousness if they don't pay respect to the National Anthem.
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I have to have 4 pillows to sleep.
I always travel with a sound machine, toothpicks, earplugs, and vicks vaporub. That is really all I need on a trip.
Chalk, cardboard, and wool yard gross me out when it touches my fingers.
I hate reading paperback books.
If someone is chewing near me and I can hear it I put in earplugs. Listening to chewing makes me want to kill people.
I have a vicious urge to beat the living crap out of people who don't pay attention during our National Anthem.
If someone sits next to me at the movies I will move.
I have more issues than National Geographic.
And we still love you!!
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Quirks----Oh MY.
I am all ways early for any appointment, job or the theater, reservations or to a party.
I spell Phonically and read too much of stuff over my head.
My favorite job would be to work in a book store.
I am a people watcher, and have been known to chase down strangers on the street to inquire about their Tattoos----so far I have yet to meet anyone that objected, all have been flattered I admired their body art.
I really enjoy speaking to the senior citizens about their past lives, speaking to the woman in their 80's asking them about their favorite recipes from their childhood. I have 3 notebooks full of recipes from well over 100 years ago that span most any culture that I run across.
My children are now adults and I expect them to handle their own problems, raise their own children and visit when it is convenient for ME.
I love the smell of leather, the sea coast at low tide and raspberry's.
I really enjoy visuals such as the above, me in a leather bed covered in seaweed with raspberry's scattered about waiting for a boy toy.
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My quirk, according to people who know me in real life, is apparently my taste in women.
I appreciate all women of all shapes and sizes and colors--for their cerebrality, their wit, their insight.
But when it comes to pure carnal sexual attraction, I won't give redheads or blondes the time of the day.
My thing's always been for women with dark brown hair and distinctively Hebraic features.
I dunno why, but there you have it.
Also, for some unknown subconscious reason, I really despite those "twist-tie" things that close up loaves of bread. I'm so antagonistic towards them that when I get home from the grocery store, I immediately untwist them and toss them into the trash.
I dunno why, but that's the way it is.
And there's the way I hold a cigarette in my fingers that causes people to stare and stare.
I dunno why, but there it is.
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Oh, let's see:
- I speak fluent Klingon, and catalog my journal entries by 'Stardate';
- Not only will I not jump out of a perfectly good aircraft, I prefer flying the airplane(s) that I have designed and built on my own (designed, built, flown and sold one, working on my second and third at the moment);
- I'll try out interesting dishes at restaurants, just so I can get a good feel for how to make it myself at home;
- Telling me that I can't do something is the surest way to get me to do it.
H5
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Quirks----Oh MY.
I am all ways early for any appointment, job or the theater, reservations or to a party.
I spell Phonically and read too much of stuff over my head.
My favorite job would be to work in a book store.
I am a people watcher, and have been known to chase down strangers on the street to inquire about their Tattoos----so far I have yet to meet anyone that objected, all have been flattered I admired their body art.
I really enjoy speaking to the senior citizens about their past lives, speaking to the woman in their 80's asking them about their favorite recipes from their childhood. I have 3 notebooks full of recipes from well over 100 years ago that span most any culture that I run across.
My children are now adults and I expect them to handle their own problems, raise their own children and visit when it is convenient for ME.
I love the smell of leather, the sea coast at low tide and raspberry's.
I really enjoy visuals such as the above, me in a leather bed covered in seaweed with raspberry's scattered about waiting for a boy toy.
God bless you Vesta -- your best post here to date.
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You got a bitchslap for furries. Ya, that's MY quirk.
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Mamacags is my friend
Ouch.
I also like the smell of gun oil. :cheersmate:
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My quirk, according to people who know me in real life, is apparently my taste in women.
I appreciate all women of all shapes and sizes and colors--for their cerebrality, their wit, their insight.
But when it comes to pure carnal sexual attraction, I won't give redheads or blondes the time of the day.
My thing's always been for women with dark brown hair and distinctively Hebraic features.
I dunno why, but there you have it.
Also, for some unknown subconscious reason, I really despite those "twist-tie" things that close up loaves of bread. I'm so antagonistic towards them that when I get home from the grocery store, I immediately untwist them and toss them into the trash.
I dunno why, but that's the way it is.
And there's the way I hold a cigarette in my fingers that causes people to stare and stare.
I dunno why, but there it is.
No wonder I think frank is so adorable, I'm a brunette and I totally despise the twist ties and everyone in my house gets mad that I throw them out all the time. Another quirk of mine, I love gay men, hubby says that I walk into a place and zoom right over to the guy who happens to be gay, for some reason I love talking to them and love hanging out with them. We went on a bus trip last year and stopped for dinner and yes we ended up sitting with a gay man on the trip with a relative of his and had so much fun.
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I'm a wee bit OCD.
I hate really crowded places, or to be sitting in a restaurant or at a bar, and have someone "looming" over me, or getting in "my space"....
I organize my grocery cart, and how I put groceries on the conveyor belt at the checkout. That's not OCD...just makes them easier to put away.
As much as I love food, I'm very picky about its preparation and combinations of things I like separately but not mixed together.
If I'm riding in a car and sitting in the passenger seat....the seat has to be pushed back as far as possible.
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Most of my quirks are food related:
I will not eat a cookie or a brownie if it has nuts in it.
I will not eat cake that has any sort of fruit in it.
All frosting on cake must be buttercream.
I will not eat food that is oddly colored, specifically orange or blue (exception: candy like M&Ms, since they are chocolate and not oddly flavored.)
I hate it when food touches on my plate and my SIL has gone so far as to buy me those plates with the separate compartments like you get for kids. (I'm a hoot at holiday dinners.)
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I hate it when food touches on my plate and my SIL has gone so far as to buy me those plates with the separate compartments like you get for kids. (I'm a hoot at holiday dinners.)
Don't like that either. Corn in the mashed potatoes and gravy? Not having it. I won't even put bacon on my plate if there is syrup on it. Bacon covered syrup... not my thing.
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If I answer this it is going straight to the Short Bus. I don't think you wanna go there.
KC
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Don't like that either. Corn in the mashed potatoes and gravy? Not having it. I won't even put bacon on my plate if there is syrup on it. Bacon covered syrup... not my thing.
Yall are crazy!!! nothing like a heaping fork of mashed potatoes then sticking it in your corn pile. :drool:
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The only time I go barefoot is in the shower, in bed, or at the beach. Everyplace else, I'm wearing socks and some manner of footwear.
I speak fluent Arabic, and know the entire Islamic prayer.
I also know the words to just about every sitcom theme song from the 70's and 80's, and I don't know why.
I drink Coca-Cola in the morning, and sometimes have a Whopper and onion rings for breakfast.
I have over 1900 albums in my iTunes library, including Sinatra, Brubeck, Tool, Johnny Cash, Hatebreed, Eminem, the Doors, the Mars Volta and Gregorian Chant.
I've broken up with women for hanging the toilet paper in the wrong direction.
I keep a pair of drumsticks in the car so I can play on the steering wheel during really shitty traffic.
I don't smoke pot anymore, but if they ever legalized it, I can't say with certainty that I wouldn't indulge again from time to time. Sorry, but I sometimes really miss it.
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I speak fluent Arabic, and know the entire Islamic prayer.
I drink Coca-Cola in the morning, and sometimes have a Whopper and onion rings for breakfast.
Ok, I gotta ask. Why do you know Arabic?
HOW do you have a Whopper and Onion Rings for breakfast. I gotta know the answer to this!! I MUST!! Seriously. Do you just call lunch breakfast? Do you have an inside track?? Do you buy it the day before and reheat for your indulgence?
I don't do BK but your secret would probably work at other fast food establishments.
KC
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Ok, I gotta ask. Why do you know Arabic?
HOW do you have a Whopper and Onion Rings for breakfast. I gotta know the answer to this!! I MUST!! Seriously. Do you just call lunch breakfast? Do you have an inside track?? Do you buy it the day before and reheat for your indulgence?
I don't do BK but your secret would probably work at other fast food establishments.
KC
I learned Arabic after 9/11. I harbored some secret pipe dream of going to work for the CIA Clandestine Services. I actually started the application process, but with my career Army brother already waiting to head to Iraq at that time, my family was terrified at the prospect of having both of us in the war, so they were none too pleased to learn I had applied once they started getting the "inquiries." As you may know, you're instructed not to tell anyone you've applied, so the fact that they didn't hear it from me first only made matters worse for them. I've always had a knack for picking up languages quickly, and Arabic is a relative breeze, compared to Russian and Chinese (neither of which I've had much success with, BTW).
As for Burger King, as far as I know, they've been selling burgers and such at breakfast for a few years now. At least out here in SoCal. McDonald's are the only hardasses I know that still insist you buy their worthless, heavy breakfast crap.
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I learned Arabic after 9/11. I harbored some secret pipe dream of going to work for the CIA Clandestine Services. I actually started the application process, but with my career Army brother already waiting to head to Iraq at that time, my family was terrified at the prospect of having both of us in the war, so they were none too pleased to learn I had applied once they started getting the "inquiries." As you may know, you're instructed not to tell anyone you've applied, so the fact that they didn't hear it from me first only made matters worse for them. I've always had a knack for picking up languages quickly, and Arabic is a relative breeze, compared to Russian and Chinese (neither of which I've had much success with, BTW).
As for Burger King, as far as I know, they've been selling burgers and such at breakfast for a few years now. At least out here in SoCal. McDonald's are the only hardasses I know that still insist you buy their worthless, heavy breakfast crap.
^5 for seeing the 'dream' through. That is admirable.
I don't know if BK serves breakfast here or not. It's 30 miles in any direction for me to get to any fast food joint.
KC
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Hmm ... quirks ..
I learned to read, write and speak Koiné Greek. Its the language spoken when Jesus was here. Also the new testament was written in it. But its a dead language now.
I can solve the rubiks cube. Not fast. Takes me a few minutes. But its fun to do when waiting for those long stop lights (driving bores me). I dont know anybody else btw who can do it.
I work 6 - 7 days a week. Usually about 60 - 70 hours a week. Sometimes I get a day off. Then I have another job (fixing computers). But sometimes when I get a day off I will have a few martinis in the morning. I will get a bit inebriated. I dont drink much (I have to get up too early and work too late most of the time) but sometimes I gotta just dont give a crap and by golly Im just gonna enjoy a little time to myself. (My hubby doesnt drink) It doesnt have to be martinis. I have other favorites too.
Im sure Ive got other quirks... just cant think of them now. Gotta get ready for work tomorrow.
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I have no problem with my food touching and have been known to totally mix pork chops, mashed potatoes, peas and gravy together.
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Thanks to the OP for explaining the furrie fascination. I didn't mean to ditch the thread once you answered.
Hmmm- quirks.
I, too, hate twist ties. I throw them out and use clothes pins.
More often than not, I leave laundry in the washer too long and have to rewash 2-3 times. Ridiculous waste of detergent and energy, but I forget.
I'm wildly attracted to men with built in tans. Think mediterranean or south asian.
I love vanilla ice cream with peanut butter on it. People look at me like I'm crazy if I suggest it. I don't think it's that strange.
I own more PJs than any other type of clothing. That's due to working from a home office for 10 years.
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I own more PJs than any other type of clothing. That's due to working from a home office for 10 years.
Hey, me too, but it's sweats for me. :cheersmate: Northern MN is sweatshirt weather for me pretty much all year round except for maybe a few weeks in August.
Isn't it great working from home - it sure saves on wardrobe expenses. :-) I'm done working nowdays. Every day is Saturday. :hyper:
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Hey, me too, but it's sweats for me. :cheersmate: Northern MN is sweatshirt weather for me pretty much all year round except for maybe a few weeks in August.
Isn't it great working from home - it sure saves on wardrobe expenses. :-) I'm done working nowdays. Every day is Saturday. :hyper:
I love working from home. Get up, make coffee, walk to the couch, and start my day. I miss some social aspects of being in an office, but not enough to want to go back to it full time.
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Quirks .. hmmm
I will only drink beer or tea before noon.
I will only drink beer from a can , never a bottle.
I am the anti-neat. If it ain't messy I ain't comfortable.
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Yall are crazy!!! nothing like a heaping fork of mashed potatoes then sticking it in your corn pile. :drool:
That sounds soooo wrong in sooo many ways........
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That sounds soooo wrong in sooo many ways........
It does doesn't it? :lmao:
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1.) if we're driving anywhere, I always head for the driver's side door. I hate being a passenger.
2.) love the smell and sound of the ocean above all other nature smells and sounds
3.) would have wanted to be a guy for one reason only . . . to have been able to play HS/college/NFL football (really!). O or D line, doesn't matter which.
4.) personal space crowding issues with people other than immediate family
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Unsolicited advice from anyone. Much better a " Have you tried this or that" other then, WHY DON'T YOU DO THIS OR THAT. This puts you on the defencive and made to look stupid if you have not tried that before.
I abhor the old, ' IF I WERE YOU'---------Well they are not me and may have only half the story. If one has a problem and needs to solve a problem on their own, then suggestions are welcome not demands and later I told you so.
When I meet a mutual acquaintance and I am told to be careful in dealings with the new friend, I all ways listen and keep it in mind until time will show if the what I heard is true or not. Sad, all too often the person that knows my new friend will be right.
No one thinks of reputation in a case when one goes to work in a new environment, to the downfall of many, these new folks come in and announce they will make up their own mind about a coworker. By the time the worker has made up their mind they have been burned big time by their new best friend.
Then there are the folks that come to tell you rumors about your better half --For your own good.---Perhaps we do not want to know-- for our own good.
Sorry folks, all this snow and staying home 24/7 is getting to me. Cabin fever is closing in here , and the next time anyone askes me why I would want pets of any kind be it dogs, cats, a camel or a horse, they best duck and cover as I just may chase them about with a broom stick.
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1. I drive, period.
2. I shave in the shower, without a mirror.
3. I text and IM with proper grammar, punctuation, and in full sentences. If you text me like a retarded teenager, I will not answer.
4. Boobs, I love boobs. Especially big, natural boobs. If we ever meet, ladies, you can rest assured that even though I'm making eye contact while we're talking, I have checked your breastesses out thoroughly. You won't catch me, I'm a professional. :-)
5. I cannot stand thug behavior and rich white kids acting "street" runs my blood pressure through the top of my head.
6. I hate the beach, cannot stand sand at all.
7. Grew up rural but cannot stand country music. Love Bluegrass, hate country, go figgur.
8. Refuse to drink booze out of a bottle in front of women; feels disrespectful.
9. I always read the emergency card before taking off.
10. When i drink Yuengling, it has to be out of a can.
How's that? Did I win?
:-)
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1. I drive, period.
2. I shave in the shower, without a mirror.
3. I text and IM with proper grammar, punctuation, and in full sentences. If you text me like a retarded teenager, I will not answer.
4. Boobs, I love boobs. Especially big, natural boobs. If we ever meet, ladies, you can rest assured that even though I'm making eye contact while we're talking, I have checked your breastesses out thoroughly. You won't catch me, I'm a professional. :-)
5. I cannot stand thug behavior and rich white kids acting "street" runs my blood pressure through the top of my head.
6. I hate the beach, cannot stand sand at all.
7. Grew up rural but cannot stand country music. Love Bluegrass, hate country, go figgur.
8. Refuse to drink booze out of a bottle in front of women; feels disrespectful.
9. I always read the emergency card before taking off.
10. When i drink Yuengling, it has to be out of a can.
How's that? Did I win?
:-)
Whoa. Do you also have a inherent desire to do things yourself because no one else does em right, as they all went to half-ass school?
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Whoa. Do you also have a inherent desire to do things yourself because no one else does em right, as they all went to half-ass school?
Ummm, why do you ask......
O-)
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Whoa. Do you also have a inherent desire to do things yourself because no one else does em right, as they all went to half-ass school?
Tots, something tells me that that's one of your quirks........
I gotta say, I used to have that problem. Now I just don't give a shit. Call it getting older. You wanna **** it up? Knock yourself out. BTDT.
And I sit back and watch the train wreck happening. And walk away laughing.
It pisses 'em off right good. :-)
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Tots, something tells me that that's one of your quirks........
I gotta say, I used to have that problem. Now I just don't give a shit. Call it getting older. You wanna **** it up? Knock yourself out. BTDT.
And I sit back and watch the train wreck happening. And walk away laughing.
It pisses 'em off right good. :-)
Well I do, but I ain't no perfectionist. All of Wasp's list, with the exception of two described my BF to a tee, but the doing stuff himself is the biggest one.
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Well I do, but I ain't no perfectionist. All of Wasp's list, with the exception of two described my BF to a tee, but the doing stuff himself is the biggest one.
Well, I will admit to wanting to do things myself. Everything else, I plead the 5th. O-)
Which two were the exceptions?
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Well, I will admit to wanting to do things myself. Everything else, I plead the 5th. O-)
Which two were the exceptions?
Shaving in the shower, he has a beard. And texting. He scoffs at cell phones. Never texted once in his life. We don't have Yuengling down here, so that one I exempted. He always drinks Guinness in a room temp glass, so I substituted that one. :-)
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Shaving in the shower, he has a beard. And texting. He scoffs at cell phones. Never texted once in his life. We don't have Yuengling down here, so that one I exempted. He always drinks Guinness in a room temp glass, so I substituted that one. :-)
Gotcha.
So, he's an admirer of teh boobiez, huh?
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Gotcha.
So, he's an admirer of teh boobiez, huh?
:rotf:
A-yup. Plain ole regular ones, the ones God made.
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A-yup. Plain ole regular ones, the ones God made.
Good man!
:-)
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4. Boobs, I love boobs. Especially big, natural boobs. If we ever meet, ladies, you can rest assured that even though I'm making eye contact while we're talking, I have checked your breastesses out thoroughly. You won't catch me, I'm a professional.
Thank God hubby is a leg man, I'm not endowed in the boob dept. but I have long legs. My Cousin is married to a woman who is all natural and her boobs are FF, hubby is shocked everytime he sees her, he ain't getting that at home LOL.
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Blah-blah-blah-blah all natural and her boobs are FF blah-blah-blah-blah.
:drool:
Oh, wait, you said something before and after that, right?
:tongue:
:rotf:
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Thank God hubby is a leg man, I'm not endowed in the boob dept. but I have long legs. My Cousin is married to a woman who is all natural and her boobs are FF, hubby is shocked everytime he sees her, he ain't getting that at home LOL.
My BF must be a smart-ass man, cuz I am not all that well endowed, and I am an inch or two above Hobbit-height. :whatever: He does like to look at the boobies, though.
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Oh, wait, you said something before and after that, right?
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My BF must be a smart-ass man, cuz I am not all that well endowed, and I am an inch or two above Hobbit-height. :whatever: He does like to look at the boobies, though.
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My son is forever making comments about me being "vertically challenged"...he has not yet called me a Hobbit though. At Christmas, he decided I could be an escaped Elf from Santa's Workshop. Partly due to height and partly because of my ears...I have very small earlobes that are "attached" and my ears are slightly pointed. :whatever:
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Ladies, remember the most important part - natural.
Big is nice but you have to be proportional as well.
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Oh, wait, you said something before and after that, right?
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Ladies, remember the most important part - natural.
Big is nice but you have to be proportional as well.
Yeh, I thought about getting some one time but I always remembered what hubby said before we started dating "They just don't feel right" and it made me always wonder if I would regret them. So I'll stick to the d's.
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Yeh, I thought about getting some one time but I always remembered what hubby said before we started dating "They just don't feel right" and it made me always wonder if I would regret them. So I'll stick to the d's.
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Good call, Gina.
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I live in a remote area...on the border of Mexico and Texas...and I love it.
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Wasp -- did you pick up the Yuengling habit in Philly? :-)
Whoa. Do you also have a inherent desire to do things yourself because no one else does em right, as they all went to half-ass school?
I have this one, big time! It's so bad I can actually feel the top of my head wanting to blow off if I'm watching someone screwing something up . . .
As for the rest: 5'8", 34" jean length and a 'C'. Husband's preference is top heavy but he apparently settled on me.
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Yeh, I thought about getting some one time but I always remembered what hubby said before we started dating "They just don't feel right" and it made me always wonder if I would regret them. So I'll stick to the d's.
Braggart! :bawl:
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I had a boss with a big pair of fake ones. She was a huggy type of person... it was like being rubbed with a couple of leather footballs.
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Wasp -- did you pick up the Yuengling habit in Philly? :-)
No, ma'am, I learned to love Yuengling before I ever set foot in Philly. :-)
I have this one, big time! It's so bad I can actually feel the top of my head wanting to blow off if I'm watching someone screwing something up . . .
Guilty as well.
As for the rest: 5'8", 34" jean length and a 'C'. Husband's preference is top heavy but he apparently settled on me.
Now, not trying to offend, but if I were to guess from you description it's more like "leggy, natural, proportional". And if that is the case, I can understand your husband's motivations.
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I had a boss with a big pair of fake ones. She was a huggy type of person... it was like being rubbed with a couple of leather footballs.
Bitchslap for complaining about having boobiez rubbed on you.
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Okay, now that we've completely derailed Eagle's quirk thread with a boobiez discussion, I have one more thing to say:
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I guess I earned that one.
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I had a boss with a big pair of fake ones. She was a huggy type of person... it was like being rubbed with a couple of leather footballs.
At least they weren't pointy.
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I had a boss with a big pair of fake ones. She was a huggy type of person... it was like being rubbed with a couple of leather footballs.
At least it wasn't a 'he'!
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At least it wasn't a 'he'!
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blah, blah, DD boobiez :yahoo: ,blah, blah..............this thread is AWESOME.
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We're going to need a bigger boat.
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!! :rotf: :lmao:
monitor-cleaning time again!
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Speaking of boobs.....
I went to a Marine Corp Ball on one occasion and had this backless black lace dress to wear. I didn't have a bra for that type of dress so I got smartz and thought duct tape would be an option. I used a strip of duct tape from the left side to the right side to push them together. Can I tell you this was not a good idea. I have never had such pain as I did that night taking it off. :loser:
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Holy cow,she has her own air bags! :rotf:
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Speaking of boobs.....
I went to a Marine Corp Ball on one occasion and had this backless black lace dress to wear. I didn't have a bra for that type of dress so I got smartz and thought duct tape would be an option. I used a strip of duct tape from the left side to the right side to push them together. Can I tell you this was not a good idea. I have never had such pain as I did that night taking it off. :loser:
If you've ever duct taped your tits together to attend the Marine Corp Ball, you might be a redneck....
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Yikes!
Definitely not proportional.
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At least it wasn't a 'he'!
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I know that's a pic of Dead Ted, but he could pass for one of the Code Pink protesters.
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Speaking of boobs.....
I went to a Marine Corp Ball on one occasion and had this backless black lace dress to wear. I didn't have a bra for that type of dress so I got smartz and thought duct tape would be an option. I used a strip of duct tape from the left side to the right side to push them together. Can I tell you this was not a good idea. I have never had such pain as I did that night taking it off. :loser:
I think we need to have a YOUTUBE reenactment of this.
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I think we need to have a YOUTUBE reenactment of this.
Wouldn't that be a youboob reenactment?
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Wouldn't that be a youboob reenactment?
Hi5!
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