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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on January 27, 2011, 08:38:44 AM
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The man is seeking help after being unable to meet his wife’s insatiable appetite and constant demands for sex, authorities said on Wednesday.
He arrived at his local police station in south-western Germany complaining that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years in order to escape the clutches of his sex-crazed wife. ...
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/853882-man-seeks-police-protection-from-sex-mad-wife#ixzz1CFMni1p4
I'm sure men everywhere are sympathising. :lmao: (Although to be fair we don't have a pic of the wife.)
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Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/853882-man-seeks-police-protection-from-sex-mad-wife#ixzz1CFMni1p4
I'm sure men everywhere are sympathising. :lmao: (Although to be fair we don't have a pic of the wife.)
Funny, just yesterday a coworker, many years my junior showed me this story. She asked me how to pronounce insatiable, and define it. :thatsright:
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Funny, just yesterday a coworker, many years my junior showed me this story. She asked me how to pronounce insatiable, and define it. :thatsright:
Did the light bulb go on when you explained it?
Maybe she has the same problem as the gal in the story.......
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She asked me how to pronounce insatiable, and define it. :thatsright:
I went on a date with someone considerably younger than me several years ago and the girl didn't know what the word "surly" meant. :thatsright:
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I went on a date with someone considerably younger than me several years ago and the girl didn't know what the word "surly" meant. :thatsright:
When you used the word "surly", did you mean the way you become if you don't have sex on the first date? :-)
j/k - DISCLAIMER: I have no interest in Ralph's sex life.
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Sounds like she didn't, either.
:-)
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Sounds like she didn't, either.
:-)
Get your minds out of the gutter guys....for now. :-)
Surly did not come up in any context of sex, m-kay?
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Surly, you can't be serious?
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Surly, you can't be serious?
Don't call me surly.
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Ever seen a grown man nekkid?
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Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
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Do you like movies about Gladiators?
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
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Brotha don' want no hep, brotha don' git no hep.
:popcorn:
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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens.
:whistling:
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Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side. :p
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I speak jive.
:afro:
:racist:
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I speak jive.
:afro:
:racist:
Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! :-)
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Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! :-)
Damn, Airplane was such a funny movie. :cheersmate:
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
:rotf: :lmao:
You owe me a new monitor!
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