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Title: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: bijou on January 27, 2011, 08:38:44 AM
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The man is seeking help after being unable to meet his wife’s insatiable appetite and constant demands for sex, authorities said on Wednesday.

He arrived at his local police station in south-western Germany complaining that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years in order to escape the clutches of his sex-crazed wife. ...

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/853882-man-seeks-police-protection-from-sex-mad-wife#ixzz1CFMni1p4

I'm sure men everywhere are sympathising.  :lmao: (Although to be fair we don't have a pic of the wife.)
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 08:52:59 AM
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/853882-man-seeks-police-protection-from-sex-mad-wife#ixzz1CFMni1p4

I'm sure men everywhere are sympathising.  :lmao: (Although to be fair we don't have a pic of the wife.)

Funny, just yesterday a coworker, many years my junior showed me this story.  She asked me how to pronounce insatiable, and define it.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 08:55:05 AM
Funny, just yesterday a coworker, many years my junior showed me this story.  She asked me how to pronounce insatiable, and define it.   :thatsright:

Did the light bulb go on when you explained it?

Maybe she has the same problem as the gal in the story.......
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 27, 2011, 08:55:20 AM
She asked me how to pronounce insatiable, and define it.   :thatsright:

I went on a date with someone considerably younger than me several years ago and the girl didn't know what the word "surly" meant. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 27, 2011, 08:56:51 AM
 :picsneeded:
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 08:57:35 AM
I went on a date with someone considerably younger than me several years ago and the girl didn't know what the word "surly" meant. :thatsright:

When you used the word "surly", did you mean the way you become if you don't have sex on the first date?   :-)











j/k - DISCLAIMER: I have no interest in Ralph's sex life.
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 27, 2011, 09:12:10 AM
Sounds like she didn't, either.

 :-)
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 27, 2011, 09:15:55 AM
Sounds like she didn't, either.

 :-)

Get your minds out of the gutter guys....for now.  :-)

Surly did not come up in any context of sex, m-kay?
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: Wineslob on January 27, 2011, 10:57:10 AM
Surly, you can't be serious?
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 11:01:15 AM
Surly, you can't be serious?

Don't call me surly. 
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: Wineslob on January 27, 2011, 12:19:59 PM
Ever seen a grown man nekkid?
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 12:36:28 PM
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: dutch508 on January 27, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Do you like movies about Gladiators?
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: njpines on January 27, 2011, 12:45:11 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 27, 2011, 01:17:20 PM
Brotha don' want no hep, brotha don' git no hep.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: njpines on January 27, 2011, 01:45:41 PM
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 02:11:14 PM
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.   :p
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: dutch508 on January 27, 2011, 02:29:38 PM
I speak jive.

 :afro:

 :racist:
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 02:46:35 PM
I speak jive.

 :afro:

 :racist:

 Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow!    :-)
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: Boudicca on January 27, 2011, 03:25:08 PM
Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow!    :-)

Damn, Airplane was such a funny movie. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

 :rotf: :lmao:

You owe me a new monitor!
Title: Re: Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife
Post by: Wineslob on January 28, 2011, 10:12:03 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjBdFPyxuak[/youtube]