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Title: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 26, 2011, 04:26:33 PM
from "seabeyond":

line (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x280243)

 :-) As usual with this DUmmy, hard to wade through:

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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-26-11 05:06 PM
Original message
my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck bauckman
 and the video of her saying the founding fathers took care of slavery and the video of matthews discussing it with sal. i had boys watch the video last night after the sotu address. they were literally flabergasted. when she was saying founding fathers, boys were amazed saying, no no, that isnt what happened.

anyway

i thought it cool because he was so down the first time he wore it to school, with all the racial jokes. hurt his feelers. and still, today, boldly put it on again. i was surprised. picking him up, he was in a much better mood this time and not feeling bad. he was able to handle it. stand proud.


 
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 26, 2011, 04:28:25 PM
Capital Letters.  Look into a keyboard with a shift bar, seabeyond. :banghead:
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 26, 2011, 04:34:11 PM
"Founding Fathers" in liberal lingo: a positive DNA test.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: AprilRazz on January 26, 2011, 04:36:03 PM
"Founding Fathers" in liberal lingo: a positive DNA test.
Ahh, the United States Baby Daddies. ;)
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Texacon on January 26, 2011, 05:37:54 PM
What country does seabeyond live in and WHY would its kids be wearing shirts with the American President on them??

That could get you shot in most countrie...... wait .... now that we're a muslim nation I don't think it matters.

KC
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: jukin on January 26, 2011, 05:41:08 PM
ZERO Bong
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2011, 05:43:53 PM
I wouldn't let my kid wear a t-shirt with a recent president on it to school, founding father yes.  It would be a distraction and you are just asking for trouble. How old is the kid anyway?
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on January 26, 2011, 05:45:37 PM
This bouncy didn't even try. ZERO.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Carl on January 26, 2011, 06:05:55 PM
Why would a person be so proud to highlight their ignorance with a post like that?

Incoherent thoughts strung together in phrases thinking they were sentences,words not just misspelled but butchered...the babbling of a cretin applied directly to print.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 26, 2011, 06:21:22 PM
How many accounts does Skimmer allow vesta to have?
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: true_blood on January 26, 2011, 06:30:25 PM
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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-26-11 05:06 PM
Original message
my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck bauckman and the video of her saying the founding fathers took care of slavery and the video of matthews discussing it with sal. i had boys watch the video last night after the sotu address. they were literally flabergasted. when she was saying founding fathers, boys were amazed saying, no no, that isnt what happened.
anyway
i thought it cool because he was so down the first time he wore it to school, with all the racial jokes. hurt his feelers. and still, today, boldly put it on again. i was surprised. picking him up, he was in a much better mood this time and not feeling bad. he was able to handle it. stand proud.
:orly: ::)
May I suggest some grammar/sentence structure classes? No bong for you! :stoner:
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 07:01:25 PM
I'm trying to figure out how this person sounds when they speak.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: true_blood on January 26, 2011, 07:02:08 PM
I'm trying to figure out how this person sounds when they speak.
Don't lower your IQ Evil. :wink:
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: formerlurker on January 26, 2011, 07:28:24 PM
"Founding Fathers" in liberal lingo: a positive DNA test.



 :rotf:


OMG, that was hands down the funniest dang thing I have ever read on the internet.... hahahahahaha.

Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: tanstaafl on January 26, 2011, 07:37:16 PM
Capital Letters.  Look into a keyboard with a shift bar, seabeyond. :banghead:


Better look into a thesaurus/grammar checker while you're at it.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 26, 2011, 07:45:09 PM
That reminds me: Today I saw bauck bauck and TOTUS on TV, giving their daily televised speech. But it was very, very strange. As the head Kenyan spoke, there was a factory behind him. I think it's the first time I've ever seen him and TOTUS giving a speech without that peanut gallery full of smiling, nodding nitwits as a background. Now, if he and TOTUS are speaking at a military installation, the peanut gallery is there, but it's filled with service members, at least some of whom are sullen and not smiling and nodding. But when they're in a civilian setting, those bleachers full of numbskulls are always there, until today. I wonder if this is a new strategy? Is that brain dead peanut gallery under the bus? I'll be watching tomorrow's televised speech to see if they're back.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Airwolf on January 26, 2011, 08:53:40 PM
In most states making a kid wear an Obama shirt would be cause for an arrest for child abuse.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 26, 2011, 09:19:52 PM
In most states making a kid wear an Obama shirt would be cause for an arrest for child abuse.
Like this kid in an Ohio elementary school:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Michigankid.jpg)
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: dandi on January 27, 2011, 12:13:15 AM
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i thought it cool because he was so down the first time he wore it to school, with all the racial jokes. hurt his feelers

She gave birth to a freakin' insect?
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Karin on January 27, 2011, 07:18:55 AM
Dammit Dandi, you stole my post.   :hammer:   You've done this several times, too. 

I build up my DUmmy list slowly, throughout the year.  I'm keeping an eye on Seabeyond.  She's an astoundingly stupid person. 
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 27, 2011, 08:29:28 AM
hurt his feelers...just because they did away with DADT doesn't mean you can go around putting your feelers anywhere you want too.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Karin on January 27, 2011, 09:40:09 AM
Here is where seabeyond lives:

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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-26-11 05:21 PM
Response to Reply #6
8. very red panhandle of texas. lots of teabaggers and sarah fans. nt

This is what the T-shirt looks like:

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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-26-11 06:11 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. cool tshirt. i bough it for xmas. white, with black print, obama standing and arm raised in fist..
 head bowed.
   mmm hm.

Rest of the thread is a circle jerk. 
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Rebel on January 27, 2011, 09:42:10 AM
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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-26-11 06:11 PM

Response to Reply #19

20. cool tshirt. i bough it for xmas. white, with black print, obama standing and arm raised in fist..
 head bowed.

That depicts violence and must be banned!!!!  :panic:
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 27, 2011, 09:51:06 AM
Rest of the thread is a circle jerk.


That describes 95% of the DUmp threads, Karin.  :-)
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: dandi on January 27, 2011, 12:23:06 PM
Dammit Dandi, you stole my post.   :hammer:   You've done this several times, too. 

I build up my DUmmy list slowly, throughout the year.  I'm keeping an eye on Seabeyond.  She's an astoundingly stupid person. 

 :tongue:

 


:blowkiss:
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 27, 2011, 12:32:39 PM
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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-26-11 06:11 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. cool tshirt. i bough it for xmas. white, with black print, obama standing and arm raised in fist..
 head bowed.

She bought the kid an Obama shirt for Christmas.

That is just so sad.

It won't be any mystery why when the poor kid grows up hating Christmas, I suppose.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: Texacon on January 27, 2011, 01:11:00 PM
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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-26-11 06:11 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. cool tshirt. i bough it for xmas. white, with black print, obama standing and arm raised in fist..
 head bowed.

Mmmmmm .... sounds kinda like a 'Black Power' pose doesn't it?

KC
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 27, 2011, 01:21:55 PM
She gave birth to a freakin' insect?

Feelers are pretty typical on bottom-feeding species, which sort of fits right in with DUmmies and their spawn.
Title: Re: "my son wore obama tshirt today. kids make fun, he talked about bauck bauck"
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 27, 2011, 01:45:28 PM
If she does indeed live in the panhandle of Yexas, she' lucky the poor kid didn't come home with broken bones!

What kind of a parent, livin' obviously, in the polar opposite of her political beliefs area, would subject their kid to this shit?

Makin' your kid an attention whore for your own desire to get a rise out of those you disagree with, is abuse in my book!