The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 26, 2011, 01:33:47 PM
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Honolulu, HI - In an exclusive discovery certain to rock the American political landscape BNN has uncovered the so-called "missing birth certificate" and what it reveals may destroy the president's credibility to retain his office.
After months of working contacts within the Hawaii Department of Public records we are able to bring you the truth behind the "Nativity Story" of America's 44th president.
On the long form certificate the entry actually reads: Barack Hussein O'Bama
Yes, you read that correctly; America's first black president is really Irish.
For the president and his handlers this is a debilitating blow. Not only does it leave their "first black president" narrative in tatters it also means President O'Bama is not the first Irish president ever and nobody really likes the Irish anyway.
It has long been recognized that St. Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day are just cheap excuses to get drunk and laid and now with the revelation that O'Bama is really just another drunken, horny Mick the political winds will have left his sails.
"It all makes sense now," says one Washington DC political insider. "Why would someone like the late Senator Ted Kennedy, who lives in a neighborhood where blacks would immediately be arrested just for driving down the street, spend so much time grooming the young senator O'Bama.
"It all makes sense now. Those Irish bastards always stick together!"
The White House has refused all requests for comment.
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Honolulu, HI - In an exclusive discovery certain to rock the American political landscape BNN has uncovered the so-called "missing birth certificate" and what it reveals may destroy the president's credibility to retain his office.
After months of working contacts within the Hawaii Department of Public records we are able to bring you the truth behind the "Nativity Story" of America's 44th president.
On the long form certificate the entry actually reads: Barack Hussein O'Bama
Yes, you read that correctly; America's first black president is really Irish.
For the president and his handlers this is a debilitating blow. Not only does it leave their "first black president" narrative in tatters it also means President O'Bama is not the first Irish president ever and nobody really likes the Irish anyway.
It has long been recognized that St. Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day are just cheap excuses to get drunk and laid and now with the revelation that O'Bama is really just another drunken, horny Mick the political winds will have left his sails.
"It all makes sense now," says one Washington DC political insider. "Why would someone like the late Senator Ted Kennedy, who lives in a neighborhood where blacks would immediately be arrested just for driving down the street, spend so much time grooming the young senator O'Bama.
"It all makes sense now. Those Irish bastards always stick together!"
The White House has refused all requests for comment.
:lol:
Priceless!
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Awesome!
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Putting it on facebook. :)
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the bunny rocks. :-)
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Ptarmigan will have a hard time topping THAT.
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On the long form certificate the entry actually reads: Barack Hussein O'Bama
Yes, you read that correctly; America's first black president is really Irish.
I had to read that twice! :hyper: :naughty:
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even the libtard media wants it made public. they're tired of hearing us birthers rant it
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You know, I try to be absurd but reality insists on playing along:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Barack-Obama-Moneygall-Visit-US-President-To-Visit-Ireland-Ahead-Of-State-Visit-To-UK/Article/201105315996322?lpos=World_News_Right_Promo_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15996322_Barack_Obama_Moneygall_Visit%3A_US_President_To_Visit_Ireland_Ahead_Of_State_Visit_To_UK
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You know, I try to be absurd but reality insists on playing along:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Barack-Obama-Moneygall-Visit-US-President-To-Visit-Ireland-Ahead-Of-State-Visit-To-UK/Article/201105315996322?lpos=World_News_Right_Promo_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15996322_Barack_Obama_Moneygall_Visit%3A_US_President_To_Visit_Ireland_Ahead_Of_State_Visit_To_UK
I saw that on the news last night and your story was the first thing that crossed my mind. :rotf:
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Mr Obama is looking to bolster his links with America’s long-standing western allies and the "special relationship" with Britain during the trip.
Ah yes, something "special"! :rotf:
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I saw that on the news last night and your story was the first thing that crossed my mind. :rotf:
I guess I need to write an article about Obama having Joe Biden shot into space before resigning his post and leaving the US to become a Buddhist monk in Tibet.
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I guess I need to write an article about Obama having Joe Biden shot into space before resigning his post and leaving the US to become a Buddhist monk in Tibet.
As long as you have Biden being duct-taped to the shuttle's fuselage . . .
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Mr Obama is looking to bolster his links with America’s long-standing western allies and the "special relationship" with Britain during the trip.
So far in the Oministration, his idea of Britain's role in that special relationship appear to be "Catcher."
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and now there's this:
[youtube=425,350]HplZ_taHXLM[/youtube]
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gwad i could not finish watching that. no way in hell