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Title: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 26, 2011, 01:33:47 PM
Honolulu, HI - In an exclusive discovery certain to rock the American political landscape BNN has uncovered the so-called "missing birth certificate" and what it reveals may destroy the president's credibility to retain his office.

After months of working contacts within the Hawaii Department of Public records we are able to bring you the truth behind the "Nativity Story" of America's 44th president.

On the long form certificate the entry actually reads: Barack Hussein O'Bama

Yes, you read that correctly; America's first black president is really Irish.

For the president and his handlers this is a debilitating blow. Not only does it leave their "first black president" narrative in tatters it also means President O'Bama is not the first Irish president ever and nobody really likes the Irish anyway.

It has long been recognized that St. Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day are just cheap excuses to get drunk and laid and now with the revelation that O'Bama is really just another drunken, horny Mick the political winds will have left his sails.

"It all makes sense now," says one Washington DC political insider. "Why would someone like the late Senator Ted Kennedy, who lives in a neighborhood where blacks would immediately be arrested just for driving down the street, spend so much time grooming the young senator O'Bama.

"It all makes sense now. Those Irish bastards always stick together!"

The White House has refused all requests for comment.
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 02:36:40 PM
Honolulu, HI - In an exclusive discovery certain to rock the American political landscape BNN has uncovered the so-called "missing birth certificate" and what it reveals may destroy the president's credibility to retain his office.

After months of working contacts within the Hawaii Department of Public records we are able to bring you the truth behind the "Nativity Story" of America's 44th president.

On the long form certificate the entry actually reads: Barack Hussein O'Bama

Yes, you read that correctly; America's first black president is really Irish.

For the president and his handlers this is a debilitating blow. Not only does it leave their "first black president" narrative in tatters it also means President O'Bama is not the first Irish president ever and nobody really likes the Irish anyway.

It has long been recognized that St. Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day are just cheap excuses to get drunk and laid and now with the revelation that O'Bama is really just another drunken, horny Mick the political winds will have left his sails.

"It all makes sense now," says one Washington DC political insider. "Why would someone like the late Senator Ted Kennedy, who lives in a neighborhood where blacks would immediately be arrested just for driving down the street, spend so much time grooming the young senator O'Bama.

"It all makes sense now. Those Irish bastards always stick together!"

The White House has refused all requests for comment.

 :lol:

Priceless!
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: franksolich on January 26, 2011, 02:42:28 PM
Awesome!
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: thundley4 on January 26, 2011, 04:02:16 PM
Putting it on facebook. :)
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: DixieBelle on January 26, 2011, 04:44:50 PM
the bunny rocks. :-)
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: Boudicca on January 26, 2011, 04:52:25 PM
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Ptarmigan will have a hard time topping THAT.
Title: Ha! Welcome to the real world.
Post by: JLO on February 06, 2011, 12:54:03 AM
On the long form certificate the entry actually reads: Barack Hussein O'Bama

Yes, you read that correctly; America's first black president is really Irish.

I had to read that twice!   :hyper: :naughty:
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: namvet on February 09, 2011, 11:57:46 AM
even the libtard media wants it made public. they're tired of hearing us birthers rant it
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 23, 2011, 08:11:39 AM
You know, I try to be absurd but reality insists on playing along:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Barack-Obama-Moneygall-Visit-US-President-To-Visit-Ireland-Ahead-Of-State-Visit-To-UK/Article/201105315996322?lpos=World_News_Right_Promo_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15996322_Barack_Obama_Moneygall_Visit%3A_US_President_To_Visit_Ireland_Ahead_Of_State_Visit_To_UK
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: Chris_ on May 23, 2011, 08:37:43 AM
You know, I try to be absurd but reality insists on playing along:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Barack-Obama-Moneygall-Visit-US-President-To-Visit-Ireland-Ahead-Of-State-Visit-To-UK/Article/201105315996322?lpos=World_News_Right_Promo_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15996322_Barack_Obama_Moneygall_Visit%3A_US_President_To_Visit_Ireland_Ahead_Of_State_Visit_To_UK
I saw that on the news last night and your story was the first thing that crossed my mind. :rotf:
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: marv on May 23, 2011, 08:49:37 AM
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Mr Obama is looking to bolster his links with America’s long-standing western allies and the "special relationship" with Britain during the trip.

Ah yes, something "special"! :rotf:
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 23, 2011, 11:26:43 AM
I saw that on the news last night and your story was the first thing that crossed my mind. :rotf:

I guess I need to write an article about Obama having Joe Biden shot into space before resigning his post and leaving the US to become a Buddhist monk in Tibet.
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 23, 2011, 11:45:37 AM
I guess I need to write an article about Obama having Joe Biden shot into space before resigning his post and leaving the US to become a Buddhist monk in Tibet.

As long as you have Biden being duct-taped to the shuttle's fuselage . . .
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 23, 2011, 12:25:44 PM
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Mr Obama is looking to bolster his links with America’s long-standing western allies and the "special relationship" with Britain during the trip.

So far in the Oministration, his idea of Britain's role in that special relationship appear to be "Catcher."
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: Thor on May 23, 2011, 05:27:40 PM
and now there's this:

[youtube=425,350]HplZ_taHXLM[/youtube]
Title: Re: BNN: Obama Birth Certificate Bombshell
Post by: namvet on May 23, 2011, 05:45:18 PM
gwad i could not finish watching that. no way in hell