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Title: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 25, 2011, 09:39:55 PM: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
http://www.bclocalnews.com/vancouver_island_south/goldstreamgazette/news/114583329.html

Great to hear this. All bunnies are being evicted. This is not your land, you sodomite beasts! This is ptarmigan's land.
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: catsmtrods on January 26, 2011, 04:43:55 AM: As of March 1, any rabbits caught on campus will be removed and euthanized.
â€œWe need to do that because we need to let people know itâ€™s not OK to drop your unwanted pets off at UVic anymore,â€

What a waste! They can drop them off to me and I will butcher them and eat good.
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2011, 03:51:35 PM: Quote from: catsmtrods on January 26, 2011, 04:43:55 AM
As of March 1, any rabbits caught on campus will be removed and euthanized.
â€œWe need to do that because we need to let people know itâ€™s not OK to drop your unwanted pets off at UVic anymore,â€

What a waste! They can drop them off to me and I will butcher them and eat good.

And you could fatten them up on ptarmigans, too . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 26, 2011, 09:43:21 PM: Quote from: catsmtrods on January 26, 2011, 04:43:55 AM
As of March 1, any rabbits caught on campus will be removed and euthanized.
â€œWe need to do that because we need to let people know itâ€™s not OK to drop your unwanted pets off at UVic anymore,â€

What a waste! They can drop them off to me and I will butcher them and eat good.

I will gladly lob nukes at bunnies. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 26, 2011, 09:43:48 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2011, 03:51:35 PM
And you could fatten them up on ptarmigans, too . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:

At least the bunnies will get cadmium poisoning.
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: thundley4 on January 26, 2011, 09:50:34 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 26, 2011, 09:43:48 PM
At least the bunnies will get cadmium poisoning.

What type of eggs would the Cadmium Poisoned Bunny deliver for Easter?
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2011, 05:14:01 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on January 26, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
What type of eggs would the Cadmium Poisoned Bunny deliver for Easter?

Ones that glow in the dark, perhaps? :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: compaqxp on January 27, 2011, 01:04:46 PM: Poor rabbits, they're so cute :)

(http://manhandledinmt.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/evil20bunny.jpg)
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: NHSparky on January 27, 2011, 04:17:58 PM: (http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-pubic-hare.jpg)
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: thundley4 on January 27, 2011, 05:03:20 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on January 27, 2011, 04:17:58 PM
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-pubic-hare.jpg)

How did they catch Snugs out of uniform? :fuelfire:

:bolt:
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 27, 2011, 05:20:20 PM: The man is just trying to keep a bunny homeless and uneducated.

Quote from: thundley4 on January 27, 2011, 05:03:20 PM
How did they catch Snugs out of uniform? :fuelfire:

:bolt:

Your mom's house.
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: thundley4 on January 27, 2011, 05:21:59 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on January 27, 2011, 05:20:20 PM
The man is just trying to keep a bunny homeless and uneducated.

Your mom's house.
:-)
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: cavegal on January 27, 2011, 05:49:14 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on January 27, 2011, 05:20:20 PM
The man is just trying to keep a bunny homeless and uneducated.

Your mom's house.
:lmao:
Title: Re: All rabbits evicted from UVic campus
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 27, 2011, 07:06:27 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on January 27, 2011, 05:20:20 PM
The man is just trying to keep a bunny homeless and uneducated.

Your mom's house.

The more uneducated and homeless bunnies are, the more likely they are DOOMED! :-) :tongue: :fuelfire: