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Title: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: CC27 on January 25, 2011, 07:21:13 PM
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jan-25-11 07:11 PM
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I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
   
What The ****? Michelle Bachman giving a followup rebuttal?

What The ****?

Will this be on actual teevee? With actual cameras on her? And maybe with actual followup by some of the mediamother****ers who impersonate journalists?

What The ****?

Lot of hate tonight. I thought we were the mean ones? BTW, stupid Beth shows up but says nothing important as usual.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x271787
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 25, 2011, 07:26:16 PM
Ask for a Word of the Day calendar next year for Christmas.

You're welcome!
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: true_blood on January 25, 2011, 07:27:43 PM
Did Stinky just post that to see how many times he could swear in that post? :mental:
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2011, 07:28:34 PM
The sparkling husband primitive's got to be careful.

His heart, remember.
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2011, 07:29:31 PM
I wish him all manner of coronary distress.  Especially over Michelle Bachman.
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 25, 2011, 07:31:20 PM
Did Stinky just post that to see how many times he could swear in that post? :mental:
I just assumed he had a stroke and those were the only words left in his neural pathways.  A  word of the day calendar could start to repair the damage.
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: true_blood on January 25, 2011, 07:32:08 PM
I just assumed he had a stroke and those were the only words left in his neural pathways.  A  word of the day calendar could start to repair the damage.
Even that's questionable. :-)
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 25, 2011, 07:33:52 PM
I shoulda known it was "StinkFinger"!

Shelly is goin' to represent Conservatives, ya cat humpin' yer leg, asshat! Let's see, liberals are ok, Elite Repubs are ok, not really, but yer not bitchin' 'bout them right now, Gays, Lesbians, same sex couples, pedophiles, PETA, ACORN, Gosnell the butcher, Planned "kill the kid" Parenthood, can be represented, but not us sane Americans!

Gotcha! I hope ya choke on urine saturated cat litter!

ETA:

Oh shit! Is that violent rhetoric? Tough shit Stinky! Sue me! I'll will ya my doctor bills!
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 25, 2011, 07:37:51 PM
Being that Stinky isn't the sharpest tool, I wonder if he is confusing Michele Bachmann with Michelle Obama?
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: Airwolf on January 25, 2011, 08:22:45 PM
I just assumed he had a stroke and those were the only words left in his neural pathways.  A  word of the day calendar could start to repair the damage.

Why not just shoot for a better gift like a large hammer to the skull?
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2011, 08:25:03 PM
Why not just shoot for a better gift like a large hammer to the skull?

Oh, I'm sure the sparkling husband primitive's wife has thought about that option.

She's going to get a large life-insurance payoff when hubby croaks, and dreams of running away to Switzerland with the neighbor Mrs. Tutweiler down the street.

But for right now, it appears she's just putting, uh, stuff, into his cocktails.
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 25, 2011, 08:41:12 PM
Oh, I'm sure the sparkling husband primitive's wife has thought about that option.

She's going to get a large life-insurance payoff when hubby croaks, and dreams of running away to Switzerland with the neighbor Mrs. Tutweiler down the street.

But for right now, it appears she's just putting, uh, stuff, into his cocktails.

Well she at least has to try to make it look like "natural" causes frank. And since they've changed the formula for ethylene glycol, it's harder to hide!
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2011, 04:28:39 AM
I wish him all manner of coronary distress.  Especially over Michelle Bachman.

H5, and ditto.
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: Karin on January 26, 2011, 07:24:38 AM
Here's some advice, but only to CCers.  Don't row over, you'll never get that 60 seconds of your life back.  Dumb and not entertaining. 
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 26, 2011, 07:54:24 AM
Here's some advice, but only to CCers.  Don't row over, you'll never get that 60 seconds of your life back.  Dumb and not entertaining. 

We appreciate your public service, Karin. We need more CCers to take one for the team. Some of those threads, or lookin' for post worthy subjects, is worse than bamboo chutes under yer fingernails! Not to mention the DUmbing down of one's IQ!
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: Karin on January 26, 2011, 08:27:37 AM
Stinky's being like Joanne98, starting OP after OP on the same topic.  It's insane. 

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-26-11 08:55 AM
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Did anyone listen Batshit Bachman last night?

That's the entirety of the message. 
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2011, 08:43:34 AM
We appreciate your public service, Karin. We need more CCers to take one for the team. Some of those threads, or lookin' for post worthy subjects, is worse than bamboo chutes under yer fingernails! Not to mention the DUmbing down of one's IQ!

I've had one head injury too much without wanting to have to take a 2x4 upside the left temple, TYVM . . .
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 26, 2011, 09:03:48 AM
Stinky's being like Joanne98, starting OP after OP on the same topic.  It's insane. 

That's the entirety of the message. 

Whatsa matter StinFinger, the cat outside tonight?
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 26, 2011, 10:40:23 AM
BTW, stupid Beth shows up but says nothing important as usual.

Well, congratulations, I see you've finished that exhaustive biography of her life to date you've been working so hard to complete!

 :-)
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 26, 2011, 11:33:28 AM
Well, congratulations, I see you've finished that exhaustive biography of her life to date you've been working so hard to complete!

 :-)

^5, Tank! That's some funny shit right there!
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: true_blood on January 26, 2011, 11:47:50 AM
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-26-11 08:55 AM
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Did anyone listen Batshit Bachman last night?
Stinky's being like Joanne98, starting OP after OP on the same topic.  It's insane. That's the entirety of the message.
He's looking for some other DUmmies to join him in his swear laced, primitive way of posting. Looks like no one wants to play though. :-)
Title: Re: I have a big What the ****? Can anyone help me?
Post by: Airwolf on January 26, 2011, 12:10:31 PM
The smelly house plant primitive actually thinks he matters and that's funny right there.