The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: asdf2231 on April 06, 2008, 05:19:36 PM
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http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/pole_dancer_alarm_clock_looks.php
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/02/stripper-alarm-clock.jpg)
This Pole-Dancing Alarm Clock looks like an utter piece of crap, a lot like the USB Stripper. It costs $40. What do you get for your two Jacksons?
Product Features:
• Spinning Pole/Dancer
• Music
• Time
• Alarm
Awesome. So she swings around to the tune of some cheesy song. On an alarm clock base that you can't even read the time on. Where in the hell do they come up with this garbage? It's uch junk. And how about the way they're objectifying women? Downright tacky. I swear, I'm tempted to write the company making this and tell them how disgusted I am. I wouldn't pay a single red cent for such a crappy crap crapingly *girlfriend steps out of room to stuff her face with ice cream* AWESOME alarm clock that I simply MUST have. One for each room of the house. Oooh, and one for the dashboard of my car. What the hell, one for the back window too.
Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock helps you rise to the occasion [dvice]
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Since we are doing gadgets how about this:
(http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/store/assets/images/product/skisur/skisur_lg.jpg)
Now you can surf in your yard (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/toys-games/action-outdoor/skim-board-surfer/index.html)
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Who on earth thought "I know, let's make a stuffed Chihuahua that you strap to your leg and that humps frantically while yapping away in frenzied delight?" Where did that come from? We can only sit back in awe at the thought process, and slowly begin to understand how the truly great inventors of our age spend their free time.
Humphry the Mini Humping Dog (what a delightful name) has straps on his front legs so you can attach him to your leg, then with one squeeze of his ear he begins to, er hump. His humping and yapping become more and more frantic and culminate in a satisfied groan - perhaps that's more information than you needed. Why are we selling something so truly tasteless? Because pretty well everyone in the company wanted one when the prototype came in. ...
(http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/store/assets/images/product/hummin/hummin_alt1.gif)
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/kitsch-daft/humping-dog/index.html