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Title: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: bijou on January 25, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
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STILLWELL - A 31-year-old Stillwell man and his 19-year-old niece were arrested late Saturday night for triggering acts of violence after they were caught having sex, police said.

LaPorte County police placed the man into custody after his release from a hospital. He was booked into the LaPorte County Jail, suspected of Class A misdemeanor battery.

The 19-year-old woman is suspected of underage drinking.

Sheriff’s deputies were called to a home in the 4300 block of East 300 South about 11:30 p.m. The investigation shows a woman walked in to see her brother and her daughter naked and engaged in a sex act, police said.

Police said the man who ultimately was arrested was told to leave by his brother-in-law, then both men began to scuffle. The 31-year-old then went outside and came back into the home holding a piece of lumber.

According to police, the man hit his brother-in-law with the board and also hit his sister while she was trying to separate the two men.
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Indiana wants ... actually it probably doesn't (http://www.southbendtribune.com/article/20110125/News01/110129755/-1/XML) :-)
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: Eupher on January 25, 2011, 02:34:06 PM
That puts "Uncle Fester" in a completely new light!
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: Airwolf on January 25, 2011, 03:02:29 PM
Well It's not Florida.  I bet Thanksgiving is going to be a hoot though.
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: debk on January 25, 2011, 03:34:17 PM
For once it wasn't in Tennessee..... :whistling:
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: longview on January 25, 2011, 07:10:09 PM
Holy smoke!

Things that make you shudder!
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: true_blood on January 25, 2011, 08:07:06 PM
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STILLWELL - A 31-year-old Stillwell man and his 19-year-old niece were arrested late Saturday night for triggering acts of violence after they were caught having sex, police said.
:lmao:
I had to read that line twice to make sure I read it correctly. :o
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: Boudicca on January 25, 2011, 11:32:44 PM
The family that screws together, stays together.  Or, perhaps not. :whistling:
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: thundley4 on January 25, 2011, 11:39:01 PM
Now we know why the DUmmies are uncomfortable at their families during the holidays.
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: Boudicca on January 25, 2011, 11:42:00 PM
Now we know why the DUmmies are uncomfortable at their families during the holidays.

And why they hate their conservative relatives and think of them as judgmental and well, conservative. :-)
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: olde north church on January 26, 2011, 06:22:04 PM
Niece:  Dammit get off of me!

Uncle:  What the Hell is your problem?

Niece:  You're crushing my cigarettes!
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: true_blood on January 26, 2011, 07:32:26 PM
Now we know why the DUmmies are uncomfortable at their families during the holidays.
Yeah. They're afraid of getting a little tipsy, go into a closet together and then get caught by other family members. :-)
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: Airwolf on January 26, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
At DU they are proably wondering if the girl was hot.
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: Chris_ on January 26, 2011, 08:34:21 PM
At DU they are proably wondering if the girl was hot.

I've seen the women (and the men) at DU.  "Hot" is not a requirement.  They probably want to know who she voted for.
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: debk on January 27, 2011, 09:26:27 AM
Niece:  Dammit get off of me!

Uncle:  What the Hell is your problem?

Niece:  You're crushing my cigarettes!

You know this too!!  :thatsright:

My son's trivia team's name is "Daddy, get off of me, you're crushing my cigarettes!".  :whatever:

You sure you don't live in E TN?  :wink:
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: olde north church on January 27, 2011, 10:03:18 AM
You know this too!!  :thatsright:

My son's trivia team's name is "Daddy, get off of me, you're crushing my cigarettes!".  :whatever:

You sure you don't live in E TN?  :wink:

You know how to perform circumcisions on Kentucky boys?

Slap their sister's faces.
Title: Re: Uncle, niece held after family fight
Post by: Airwolf on January 27, 2011, 07:40:39 PM
You know how to perform circumcisions on Kentucky boys?

Slap their sister's faces.

Or kick their boyfriends skull like a field goal at the end of the state football championship.