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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on January 25, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
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STILLWELL - A 31-year-old Stillwell man and his 19-year-old niece were arrested late Saturday night for triggering acts of violence after they were caught having sex, police said.
LaPorte County police placed the man into custody after his release from a hospital. He was booked into the LaPorte County Jail, suspected of Class A misdemeanor battery.
The 19-year-old woman is suspected of underage drinking.
Sheriff’s deputies were called to a home in the 4300 block of East 300 South about 11:30 p.m. The investigation shows a woman walked in to see her brother and her daughter naked and engaged in a sex act, police said.
Police said the man who ultimately was arrested was told to leave by his brother-in-law, then both men began to scuffle. The 31-year-old then went outside and came back into the home holding a piece of lumber.
According to police, the man hit his brother-in-law with the board and also hit his sister while she was trying to separate the two men.
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Indiana wants ... actually it probably doesn't (http://www.southbendtribune.com/article/20110125/News01/110129755/-1/XML) :-)
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That puts "Uncle Fester" in a completely new light!
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Well It's not Florida. I bet Thanksgiving is going to be a hoot though.
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For once it wasn't in Tennessee..... :whistling:
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Holy smoke!
Things that make you shudder!
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STILLWELL - A 31-year-old Stillwell man and his 19-year-old niece were arrested late Saturday night for triggering acts of violence after they were caught having sex, police said.
:lmao:
I had to read that line twice to make sure I read it correctly. :o
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The family that screws together, stays together. Or, perhaps not. :whistling:
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Now we know why the DUmmies are uncomfortable at their families during the holidays.
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Now we know why the DUmmies are uncomfortable at their families during the holidays.
And why they hate their conservative relatives and think of them as judgmental and well, conservative. :-)
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Niece: Dammit get off of me!
Uncle: What the Hell is your problem?
Niece: You're crushing my cigarettes!
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Now we know why the DUmmies are uncomfortable at their families during the holidays.
Yeah. They're afraid of getting a little tipsy, go into a closet together and then get caught by other family members. :-)
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At DU they are proably wondering if the girl was hot.
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At DU they are proably wondering if the girl was hot.
I've seen the women (and the men) at DU. "Hot" is not a requirement. They probably want to know who she voted for.
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Niece: Dammit get off of me!
Uncle: What the Hell is your problem?
Niece: You're crushing my cigarettes!
You know this too!! :thatsright:
My son's trivia team's name is "Daddy, get off of me, you're crushing my cigarettes!". :whatever:
You sure you don't live in E TN? :wink:
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You know this too!! :thatsright:
My son's trivia team's name is "Daddy, get off of me, you're crushing my cigarettes!". :whatever:
You sure you don't live in E TN? :wink:
You know how to perform circumcisions on Kentucky boys?
Slap their sister's faces.
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You know how to perform circumcisions on Kentucky boys?
Slap their sister's faces.
Or kick their boyfriends skull like a field goal at the end of the state football championship.