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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: thundley4 on January 24, 2011, 01:01:23 PM
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Brundle_Fly (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-24-11 02:01 PM
Original message
Olbermann Tweet!
Edited on Mon Jan-24-11 02:03 PM by Brundle_Fly
At exactly 8 Eastern tonight I will issue my first tweet. Well, other than THIS one
2PM Jan 24th 2011
edit to add link
https://twitter.com/#!/keitholbermann/status/2961446853...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x262123
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Gotta ask yourself....Can he make 7 million a year doing that?
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So what is he going to do? Tell the world he's gay?
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So what is he going to do? Tell the world he's gay?
Could be! Especially if the the words, "I been hammered in the ass", when it comes to talkin' about the facts to buy out of his contract, are included!
ETA:
OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
Well..............where would ya expect a "twit" to go??????
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Johnny attempts to reword that old song.......
rockin' robin....rockin' in the tree tops all day long.... All the little birdies go tweet tweet tweet....cause my job's long gone......
ain't working but I've already put more effort into it than he's worth.
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Johnny attempts to reword that old song.......
rockin' robin....rockin' in the tree tops all day long.... All the little birdies go tweet tweet tweet....cause my job's long all my little twits are long gone gone...... keef a longin'...twit twit...... keef a longin......twit twit
ain't working but I've already put more effort into it than he's worth.
Zat help?
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Could be! Especially if the the words, "I been hammered in the ass", when it comes to talkin' about the facts to buy out of his contract, are included!
Maybe he got put out over a morals clause violation. :fuelfire:
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OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
Oh deah! I do believe I'm catching the vapors! Be a dahlin' and fetch my smelling salts!
Heah, help me to the fainting couch. Keith! Keith!
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So, he is making an announcement he is going to FNC then?
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So, he is making an announcement he is going to FNC then?
Sean & Keef would remind me of Itchy & Scratchy.
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I'm excited! It's a twit tweet!
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I'm excited! It's a twit twat tweet!
FIFy
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Kweef is goinng to announce that he is actually a disabled, transgendered, homosexual, black muslim woman. Thus becoming the most equalest person in all the world.
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Kalyke (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-24-11 02:06 PM
Response to Original message
5. LMAO!!!
It happened, I swear, not five seconds after I tweeted to a friend that I have spent more 8 p.m.s with @keitholbermann than I have with my hubby.
:mental:
I missed most of the derangement over the weekend from over there. It's mentally ill. Don't they embarrass themselves?
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I'll make sure to set an alarm and a reminder to log into Twitter. ::)
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DUmp Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x262021)
Now they want him to run for senator from Connecticut, to replace Lieberman. Look, you can just imagine. I'm not loading that crap in my boat.
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DUmp Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x262021)
Now they want him to run for senator from Connecticut, to replace Lieberman. Look, you can just imagine. I'm not loading that crap in my boat.
These people are seriously deranged!!!!!!!!!
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DUmp Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x262021)
Now they want him to run for senator from Connecticut, to replace Lieberman. Look, you can just imagine. I'm not loading that crap in my boat.
And those East Coast pinheads would vote for him. He's an obnoxious prick, but I guess that's better than their Sen. Franken, who is a stupid, obnoxious prick.
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Zat help?
Yeah it does....we should team up and write songs for Rush.
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DUmp Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x262021)
Now they want him to run for senator from Connecticut, to replace Lieberman. Look, you can just imagine. I'm not loading that crap in my boat.
Karin,
It's a toss up between this and Gibbsy's job. He's imminently qualified for neither.
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:mental:
I missed most of the derangement over the weekend from over there. It's mentally ill. Don't they embarrass themselves?
A body cannot feel embarassment when there is no emotion there but hate.
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Karin,
It's a toss up between this and Gibbsy's job. He's imminently qualified for neither.
I was thinkin' of offerin' the job of gettin' me a sample from "bubba" so we check his sperm count, but decided against it as "bubba' might not be able to distinguish him from a heifer! I wouldn't want to havta pull the sample outa keefer's..........
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I don't think anyone at the apex of the Oministration is really stupid enough to put him in the PA job in place of Gibbs, but, dammit, a man can dream, can't he???
:popcorn:
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I wonder if he's going to tweet from his moms basement. I heard that he has never been married and still lives at home.
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Gee I wonder if I can wait all the way to 8pm. :rotf:
I will probably miss it I have paint drying that needs watched.
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Another hour to the big tweet!!!111111 oMGz
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Another hour to the big tweet!!!111111 oMGz
Heh, I luv it, tweetin' form a twit! Ya just can't make this stuff up! The comedy just writes itself at the DUmp!!!
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15 minutes to the twit tweeting on twitter.
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Five minutes!!!111
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Should I get a beer for this?
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Should I get a beer for this?
You should save your beer for the SOTU drinking game tomorrow night.
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I bet he just tweets, "hi"
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You should save your beer for the SOTU drinking game tomorrow night.
Good point, though I could always buy more.
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And the biggest bunch of bull shit known to mankind, starts in 5...4...3...2...1...
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I bet he just tweets, "hi"
Pretty much.
That's it?
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It's the witching hour. What did he say, huh! What did he say?
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KeithOlbermann
1. Citizens Of The Free World: Greetings! ........ (more to come) #FOK
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Something dumb.
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Citizens Of The Free World: Greetings! ........ (more to come) #FOK
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2 seconds... Yes!
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FOK?
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FOK?
Full of Krap? :???:
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FOK?
****
Off
K
I don't know.
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You're FOKed?
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Full Of Koreans?
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Flatulence on Kommand?
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Furry Obese Kittens?
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Favor obamas kingdom
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Do we need our decoder rings for that cryptic message?
Keith says DRINK MORE OVALTINE !!
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Flexible and Kinky?
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Queefs Tweets?
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Queefs Tweets?
He's a well known author.
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo28/dlt323/olbermann.jpg)
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Should I get a beer for this?
For Queef, I'd need a cocktail of Thorazine, Lithium, and heroine.
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**** Off, Kieth!
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Oh good Lord and the DUmmies are creaming their jeans over it too.
:mental:
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Oh good Lord and the DUmmies are creaming their jeans over it too.
:mental:
Really? He said nothing. :rotf:
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Really? He said nothing. :rotf:
Hell Obama said nothing for 6 years now and look where he got. :lmao:
FOk is friends of keef btw.
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FOX Owns Kweef.... :fuelfire: :rotf:
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Hell Obama said nothing for 6 years now and look where he got. :lmao:
FOk is friends of keef btw.
I'd be real leery of bein' called that guy's "friend"! If ya are, I'd suggest ya don't drop the soap!
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FOX Owns Kweef.... :fuelfire: :rotf:
They'll love that one.
H5
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Do we need our decoder rings for that cryptic message?
Keith says DRINK MORE OVALTINE !!
:lmao: :rotf:
Does anyone know what he said? Who cares.
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So this douchebag basically said absolutely nothing and yet the DUmmies went orgasmic? Color me not shocked.
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You should save your beer for the SOTU drinking game tomorrow night.
Damn I can't play....I'm so bummed.....someone want to play for me??
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Do we need our decoder rings for that cryptic message?
Keith says DRINK MORE OVALTINE !!
Now that was worth a high five if anything ever was!
:yahoo:
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So what is he going to do? Tell the world he's gay?
:lmao:
I think most of America already knew that. :cheersmate: