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Title: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: Freeper on January 23, 2011, 05:09:19 PM
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Jeffersons Ghost  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Jan-23-11 06:01 PM
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Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
   
Threats against the country have not deterred Iran's plan to bring lasting peace to the region, nor have UN sanctions.

Sabotage of the computer networks associated with the uranium enrichment program - possibly by the Masad - only set back efforts to build a nuclear bomb by a few months.

Soon Iran will attain the capability to bring long-term peace to the entire region, by blowing it to smithereens.

They'll blow up Israel, Iraq, Afghanistan, including all our troops, and themselves in a holy jihad.

Then we will finally have lasting peace in the mid-east.

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Make7  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Jan-23-11 06:10 PM
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1. Why don't all countries with nuclear weapons agree to dismantle their entire arsenals in return...
   
... for Iran agreeing to never develop a nuclear weapon?

Hey great idea. You can always trust the Iranians.  :mental:
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: LC EFA on January 23, 2011, 05:24:52 PM
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Make7  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Jan-23-11 06:10 PM
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1. Why don't all countries with nuclear weapons agree to dismantle their entire arsenals in return...
   
... for Iran agreeing to never develop a nuclear weapon?


We can celebrate the event by flying pony-farting unicorns to a giant Free Love concert in Pyongyang.

Moron.

Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 23, 2011, 05:47:58 PM
can they get any more despicable????????

I have a better idea DUmbass! Why don't we just shoot off the whole damn arsenal from every country in possession of nuclear weapons in the world, all at one time?

Makes just as much sense!

ETA:

You asshats do know Iran's intention is to start Armageddon, right? Ever heard of the 13th Imam, DUmbass?
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 23, 2011, 05:55:22 PM
ETA:

You asshats do know Iran's intention is to start Armageddon, right? Ever heard of the 13th Imam, DUmbass?


I thought it was the return of the 12 th Imam they were trying to hurry up? He went down into a hole in the ground and didn't return...sounds like a DUmmie doesn't he.
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: diesel driver on January 23, 2011, 06:06:04 PM
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Make7  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Jan-23-11 06:10 PM
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1. Why don't all countries with nuclear weapons agree to dismantle their entire arsenals in return...
  
... for Iran agreeing to never develop a nuclear weapon?

How about all countries with nuclear weapons turn Iran into a glass plate, in return...

...for Iran not being a threat to anyone, ever, again.
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2011, 06:15:44 PM
How about all countries with nuclear weapons turn Iran into a glass plate, in return...

...for Iran not being a threat to anyone, ever, again.

H5!  Works for me!
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: Doc Savage on January 23, 2011, 06:23:17 PM
Their idea on ending wars in the middle east is to exterminate Israel.  Of course, that is not a problem over at dummie island.
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 23, 2011, 07:34:22 PM


I thought it was the return of the 12 th Imam they were trying to hurry up? He went down into a hole in the ground and didn't return...sounds like a DUmmie doesn't he.

I think you're right on that, I have just always referred to him as the "lucky number 13" for effect! heheheheh!
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: thundley4 on January 23, 2011, 08:14:20 PM


I thought it was the return of the 12 th Imam they were trying to hurry up? He went down into a hole in the ground and didn't return...sounds like a DUmmie doesn't he.


Sounds like a metaphor for Satan to me.
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 24, 2011, 08:42:03 AM
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Make7  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Jan-23-11 06:10 PM
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1. Why don't all countries with nuclear weapons agree to dismantle their entire arsenals in return...
   
... for Iran agreeing to never develop a nuclear weapon?

Used car dealers and insurance salesmen get wet dreams over meeting people like you, Mikey.
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 24, 2011, 09:52:27 AM
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Make7  (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-23-11 06:10 PM
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1. Why don't all countries with nuclear weapons agree to dismantle their entire arsenals in return...
   
... for Iran agreeing to never develop a nuclear weapon?
At the DUmp, DUmmy Makenumber handles international relations, while DUmmy stevenumbers is in charge of sexual relations.
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: dandi on January 24, 2011, 10:46:25 AM
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Make7  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Jan-23-11 06:10 PM
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1. Why don't all countries with nuclear weapons agree to dismantle their entire arsenals in return...
   
... for Iran agreeing to never develop a nuclear weapon?

I'll take myopic, emotionally stunted retards for $800, Alex.
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 24, 2011, 11:17:19 AM
I'll take myopic, emotionally stunted retards for $800, Alex.

I'll take DUmbasses sittin' in a corner poundin' their pud for $100! You win!
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: true_blood on January 24, 2011, 11:24:13 AM
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Make7  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-23-11 06:10 PM
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1. Why don't all countries with nuclear weapons agree to dismantle their entire arsenals in return...... for Iran agreeing to never develop a nuclear weapon?
Hey. That sounds a little like the START treaty that our incompetent one in the White Mosque signed with Russia. Not sure if we're dismantling or destroying those nukes, but it takes into account for at least 30% of them.
Maybe the Iranians will get on board, huh?! ::) :loser:
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: delilahmused on January 24, 2011, 11:25:35 AM
How about all countries with nuclear weapons turn Iran into a glass plate, in return...

...for Iran not being a threat to anyone, ever, again.

I've always thought we should send the entire state of Israel to Disneyland (they've earned the vacation), nuke the entire middle east, let the air clear then send the Israelis back home. Imagine the settlement growth.

Cindie
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2011, 11:54:38 AM
I've always thought we should send the entire state of Israel to Disneyland (they've earned the vacation), nuke the entire middle east, let the air clear then send the Israelis back home. Imagine the settlement growth.

Cindie

H5--it works for me!
Title: Re: Iran's plan to end wars in the mid-east
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 24, 2011, 12:02:50 PM
I've always thought we should send the entire state of Israel to Disneyland (they've earned the vacation), nuke the entire middle east, let the air clear then send the Israelis back home. Imagine the settlement growth.

Cindie

Little hard to walk on glass and an oil slick, Cin.

Just sayin.......