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Title: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: MoshMasterD on January 21, 2011, 10:01:46 PM
LINKO (http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/24607/keith-olbermann-joins-fox-news/)

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KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Posted on Friday, January 21st, 2011
By Frank Lake

NEW YORK -  After leaving MSNBC tonight, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News.
Keith Olbermann, who had  been suspended indefinitely without pay from MSNBC because he donated to three Democratic candidates this election cycle and then was rehired – quit MSNBC tonight.  He’s done at MSNBC,

“We didn’t like Keith made political contributions, but then he apologized and we hired him back and then we decided we should have fired him instead of suspending him, but tonight he quit, so we’re all happy,” MSNBC president Phil Griffin said in a statement.

As soon as Roger Ailes, the head honcho of Fox News heard that Olbermann quit, he offered Keith a spot in the nightly lineup.  Olbermann, who said the money Ailes offered was three times what MSNBC was paying him, quickly accepted the deal.



In a statement Friday, Olbermann said, “I don’t like being a popular TV host on a channel that doesn’t love me.  I went over to Fox and Roger Ailes said that he loved me and I then I went back to MSNBC and told them that if they wanted to keep me they had to tell me they loved me more, but they didn’t so I quit and went over to Roger Ailes who gave me a big bear hug.  He loves me.”

Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: Ballygrl on January 21, 2011, 10:04:18 PM
:lmao:
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: IassaFTots on January 21, 2011, 10:06:00 PM
Oh yeah, that was worth waiting up for.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: Boudicca on January 21, 2011, 10:08:04 PM
The Onion News Network? :rotf:
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: miskie on January 21, 2011, 10:42:30 PM
Awesome - I figured one of the 'fun' news outlets would run with this story - but I expected The Onion to strike first.

If by chance he did end up on Fox, lets say as a new sparring partner for Hannity, the DUmbasses wouldn't know what do to with themselves. There would be gray matter everywhere, and what few Libs survive the 'splodin' will be killing themselves to remove thousands of Fox Blockers installed on televisions nationwide.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: shadeaux on January 21, 2011, 11:09:34 PM
The DUmp is in total meltdown mode.

Weeping and sobbing.

Throwing fits, acting all dramatic.

All I can say is

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: diesel driver on January 22, 2011, 01:39:51 AM
The DUmp is in total meltdown mode.

Weeping and sobbing.

Throwing fits, acting all dramatic.

All I can say is

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

I know!  It's lovely.

Proof once again that there is a God, and he has a wicked sense of humor!
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 22, 2011, 02:38:43 AM
Awesome - I figured one of the 'fun' news outlets would run with this story - but I expected The Onion to strike first.

If by chance he did end up on Fox, lets say as a new sparring partner for Hannity, the DUmbasses wouldn't know what do to with themselves. There would be gray matter everywhere, and what few Libs survive the 'splodin' will be killing themselves to remove thousands of Fox Blockers installed on televisions nationwide.

My idea of the best thing to ever happen to the planet! hehe!

ETA:

The DUmp is in total meltdown mode.

Weeping and sobbing.

Throwing fits, acting all dramatic.

All I can say is

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

Hi5 Shad! You are quickly becomin' one of my favs! Keep it up!

Is that kinda what ya had in mind Dix? ( sorry, private joke Shad )
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: Attero Dominatus on January 22, 2011, 02:55:49 AM
:lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: IassaFTots on January 22, 2011, 07:29:27 AM
My idea of the best thing to ever happen to the planet! hehe!

ETA:

Hi5 Shad! You are quickly becomin' one of my favs! Keep it up!

Is that kinda what ya had in mind Dix? ( sorry, private joke Shad )

LOL at you!   :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: compaqxp on January 22, 2011, 07:31:43 AM
I can't picture him lowing himself to that level.  :p
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: NHSparky on January 22, 2011, 07:39:21 AM
I can't picture him lowing himself to that level.  :p

You mean you don't see FNC stooping to that level, didntcha?
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: compaqxp on January 22, 2011, 07:41:42 AM
You mean you don't see FNC stooping to that level, didntcha?

No, I meant what I said.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: NHSparky on January 22, 2011, 07:47:16 AM
No, I meant what I said.

Thereby demonstrating once again you are the second-dumbest person on the Innerwebz next to Beth.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: compaqxp on January 22, 2011, 07:48:45 AM
Thereby demonstrating once again you are the second-dumbest person on the Innerwebz next to Beth.

What do I need to do in order to become #1?
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: PatriotGame on January 22, 2011, 08:01:05 AM
What do I need to do in order to become #1?
A foreign concept to you BUTT...work harder...
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: compaqxp on January 22, 2011, 08:06:16 AM
A foreign concept to you BUTT...work harder...

 :doh:
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 22, 2011, 09:19:15 AM
What do I need to do in order to become #1?

Grow tits and post more stupid shit about Latin America and how great Chavez is.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 22, 2011, 11:33:45 AM
Grow tits and post more stupid shit about Latin America and how great Chavez is.

Don't encourage him!
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: Airwolf on January 22, 2011, 03:54:00 PM
What do I need to do in order to become #1?

Grow a brain stem?
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 22, 2011, 09:14:30 PM
I can't picture him lowing himself to that level.  :p

I bet if fox offered him a good contract you would see him not only lower himself to that level but enthusiastically embrace it.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: thundley4 on January 22, 2011, 09:27:53 PM
I can't picture him lowing himself to that level.  :p

Special Keef is a cow? 
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 22, 2011, 09:30:46 PM
Special Keef is a cow? 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

No he is an ass. Rachael Madcow is the bovine!   :-) :-)
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 22, 2011, 09:36:15 PM
Here's a good one from the FB page bull shit where they're all whinin'!

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs568.ash2/149091_164375256929610_100000714110282_379473_64611_n.jpg)

from perusing the thing, there as many tellin' 'em to grow up and get over it as there are whiners!
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: thundley4 on January 22, 2011, 09:39:00 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

No he is an ass. Rachael Madcow is the bovine!   :-) :-)

Last thing I knew, a cows moo is called lowing.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 22, 2011, 10:31:41 PM
The Munch is not a cow! She's a steer.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 23, 2011, 12:14:11 AM
Last thing I knew, a cows moo is called lowing.

And last thing I knew a cow was a female bovine and Keith is a ... oh wait! Sorry. My bad. Rachael Madcow is the ass. She brays.

The Munch is not a cow! She's a steer.

Sorry to disagree with you but The Munch ain't a steer. Steer's ain't got a pair. Come to think of it... neither does Olberdumbass. Maybe The Munch took his balls?

 :mental: :mental:
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: HACKSAW on January 23, 2011, 10:52:29 AM
I hope Keef enjoys his new career choice.

(http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/OlbermannAtFoxNews.png)

 :lol:

Remember Keef, The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you'll have to kiss tomorrow!
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: TexasCop on January 23, 2011, 11:17:19 AM
I know this is a joke, but imagine a Hannity and Olbermann show.  Hannity and Colmes worked because they found common ground at times to agree on.  But imagine Hannity and KO.....that would be some good TV, if not for anything other than the comedic value!
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2011, 11:38:41 AM
I know this is a joke, but imagine a Hannity and Olbermann show.  Hannity and Colmes worked because they found common ground at times to agree on.  But imagine Hannity and KO.....that would be some good TV, if not for anything other than the comedic value!

Hannity would choke the everliving shit out of Keef in the first week.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: TexasCop on January 23, 2011, 11:43:07 AM
Hannity would choke the everliving shit out of Keef in the first week.

The reason I love Hannity so much is that he's not like Rush or Levin.  He still thinks he can reason with a liberal.  He'll actually let a liberal get their point across before he destroys them on air.  Rush and Levin pounce on them within the first 5 words.  It would be fun to watch Hannity bang his head against the wall after realizing that KO is never going to listen.   :banghead:
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: Godot showed up on January 23, 2011, 11:53:43 AM
Deleted because I just saw that someone already made the bad pun I had made.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2011, 11:58:11 AM
It would be fun to watch Hannity bang his head against the wall after realizing that KO is never going to listen.   :banghead:

It'd be Hannity banging Keef's head against the wall, or hitting Keef over the head with a hammer. :hammer:
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: miskie on January 23, 2011, 12:32:30 PM
Hannity would choke the everliving shit out of Keef in the first week.

Id pay good money to see a Kweef/Bill-O weekly debate program, it would be like Crossfire  - only with weapons. 
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: DefiantSix on January 23, 2011, 01:09:10 PM
Thereby demonstrating once again you are the second-dumbest person on the Innerwebz next to Beth.


What do I need to do in order to become #1?

In order to do the kind of brain damage necessary to be dumber than poor, stupid Beth, you'd have to suck-start a .357. 

I wouldn't recommend it, personally.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 23, 2011, 01:45:43 PM

What do I need to do in order to become #1?


In order to do the kind of brain damage necessary to be dumber than poor, stupid Beth, you'd have to suck-start a .357.  

I wouldn't recommend it, personally.

Well, I guess he'll just have to be satisfied with the DUmbest poster here! Of course he may have to unseat Vesta to get there!
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: TexasCop on January 23, 2011, 01:59:37 PM

 suck-start a .357. 


 :lol:
 
Consider your quote stolen!
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: Ballygrl on January 23, 2011, 02:02:04 PM
I would prefer Sean to go back to his old format, and I wouldn't mind a Hannity/Olbermann show at all.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: miskie on January 23, 2011, 02:09:01 PM

What do I need to do in order to become #1?


In order to do the kind of brain damage necessary to be dumber than poor, stupid Beth, you'd have to suck-start a .357. 

I wouldn't recommend it, personally.

I would imagine the hot load that would end up in ones mouth after doing that would be less than pleasant..
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2011, 02:46:10 PM
I would imagine the hot load that would end up in ones mouth after doing that would be less than pleasant..

But only for a brief instant.  Then . . . nothing.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 23, 2011, 03:11:32 PM
Nerve impulses are electro-chemical, they don't actually move at the speed of light, more like about 200 mph.  You'd probably be dead before you felt anything.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2011, 03:14:43 PM
Nerve impulses are electro-chemical, they don't actually move at the speed of light, more like about 200 mph.  You'd probably be dead before you felt anything.

Yeah, considering that a 125-grain JHP out of a 4" revolver is probably doing 1250 fps or so.  That's somewhere around 780 mph.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: DefiantSix on January 24, 2011, 12:20:43 PM
But only for a brief instant.  Then . . . nothing.

Nope.  Then the unpleasantness really begins, as you'd have to explain to God why you threw his precious gift to you in the shitter...

I could never hate my life enough to want to have that conversation.  Ever.
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2011, 01:28:21 PM
I could never hate my life enough to want to have that conversation.  Ever.

Ain't that the truth. 
Title: Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 24, 2011, 01:42:36 PM
Ain't that the truth. 

I'm gonna have a helluva time 'splainin' my life already! I sure as hell wouldn't want to tack that onto the pile!