KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWSPosted on Friday, January 21st, 2011
By Frank Lake
NEW YORK - After leaving MSNBC tonight, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News.
Keith Olbermann, who had been suspended indefinitely without pay from MSNBC because he donated to three Democratic candidates this election cycle and then was rehired – quit MSNBC tonight. He’s done at MSNBC,
“We didn’t like Keith made political contributions, but then he apologized and we hired him back and then we decided we should have fired him instead of suspending him, but tonight he quit, so we’re all happy,†MSNBC president Phil Griffin said in a statement.
As soon as Roger Ailes, the head honcho of Fox News heard that Olbermann quit, he offered Keith a spot in the nightly lineup. Olbermann, who said the money Ailes offered was three times what MSNBC was paying him, quickly accepted the deal.
In a statement Friday, Olbermann said, “I don’t like being a popular TV host on a channel that doesn’t love me. I went over to Fox and Roger Ailes said that he loved me and I then I went back to MSNBC and told them that if they wanted to keep me they had to tell me they loved me more, but they didn’t so I quit and went over to Roger Ailes who gave me a big bear hug. He loves me.â€
The DUmp is in total meltdown mode.
Weeping and sobbing.
Throwing fits, acting all dramatic.
All I can say is
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
Awesome - I figured one of the 'fun' news outlets would run with this story - but I expected The Onion to strike first.
If by chance he did end up on Fox, lets say as a new sparring partner for Hannity, the DUmbasses wouldn't know what do to with themselves. There would be gray matter everywhere, and what few Libs survive the 'splodin' will be killing themselves to remove thousands of Fox Blockers installed on televisions nationwide.
The DUmp is in total meltdown mode.
Weeping and sobbing.
Throwing fits, acting all dramatic.
All I can say is
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
My idea of the best thing to ever happen to the planet! hehe!
ETA:
Hi5 Shad! You are quickly becomin' one of my favs! Keep it up!
Is that kinda what ya had in mind Dix? ( sorry, private joke Shad )
I can't picture him lowing himself to that level. :p
You mean you don't see FNC stooping to that level, didntcha?
No, I meant what I said.
Thereby demonstrating once again you are the second-dumbest person on the Innerwebz next to Beth.
What do I need to do in order to become #1?A foreign concept to you BUTT...work harder...
A foreign concept to you BUTT...work harder...
What do I need to do in order to become #1?
Grow tits and post more stupid shit about Latin America and how great Chavez is.
What do I need to do in order to become #1?
I can't picture him lowing himself to that level. :p
I can't picture him lowing himself to that level. :p
Special Keef is a cow?
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
No he is an ass. Rachael Madcow is the bovine! :-) :-)
Last thing I knew, a cows moo is called lowing.
The Munch is not a cow! She's a steer.
I know this is a joke, but imagine a Hannity and Olbermann show. Hannity and Colmes worked because they found common ground at times to agree on. But imagine Hannity and KO.....that would be some good TV, if not for anything other than the comedic value!
Hannity would choke the everliving shit out of Keef in the first week.
It would be fun to watch Hannity bang his head against the wall after realizing that KO is never going to listen. :banghead:
Hannity would choke the everliving shit out of Keef in the first week.
Thereby demonstrating once again you are the second-dumbest person on the Innerwebz next to Beth.
What do I need to do in order to become #1?
What do I need to do in order to become #1?
In order to do the kind of brain damage necessary to be dumber than poor, stupid Beth, you'd have to suck-start a .357.
I wouldn't recommend it, personally.
suck-start a .357.
What do I need to do in order to become #1?
In order to do the kind of brain damage necessary to be dumber than poor, stupid Beth, you'd have to suck-start a .357.
I wouldn't recommend it, personally.
I would imagine the hot load that would end up in ones mouth after doing that would be less than pleasant..
Nerve impulses are electro-chemical, they don't actually move at the speed of light, more like about 200 mph. You'd probably be dead before you felt anything.
But only for a brief instant. Then . . . nothing.
I could never hate my life enough to want to have that conversation. Ever.
Ain't that the truth.