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Title: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: CC27 on January 21, 2011, 08:22:08 PM
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Rosco T. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Jan-21-11 09:13 PM
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There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
   

Point 1: Obama has not gotten an new press secretary

Point 2: If he were to tap Keith, I couldn't think of a better voice to give Obama the 'fighting' cred.

Point 3: Assuming #2, the task of making the announcement would fall to President Obama, NOT Keith.

Point 4: Assuming #2, he could NOT make the announcement while Keith was still a 'sitting anchor', conflict of interest city.

Point 5: Comcast would have to be insane to pull this. They KNOW that all hell would break loose.

This is a gut feeling, but this may be a good thing....

Maybe nobody watched the show you big DUmmies.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x244701
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2011, 08:24:03 PM
:panic:
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Freeper on January 21, 2011, 08:25:51 PM
Actually it would be funny as hell if Keef becomes the next Press secretary.
The only problem is, he has no experience speaking to large audiences.  :lmao:
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 21, 2011, 08:28:47 PM
Point 6: Comcast realized that the sorry prick would make more money selling oranges off the 101 Freeway.

Suck it bitches...Keef now officially can be hired to lick my sweaty ****ing balls.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Airwolf on January 21, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
His last ratings for this week had him just barely squeeking out over 1 million viewers. Sucks to be him if this isn't another MSLSD stunt like the last time he got canned.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: formerlurker on January 21, 2011, 08:40:10 PM
OMG that actually think he was tapped for press secretary???


 :rotf:

Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: TVDOC on January 21, 2011, 08:55:38 PM
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

doc
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 21, 2011, 08:56:27 PM
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Rosco T. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Jan-21-11 09:13 PM
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There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
  

Point 1: Obama has not gotten an new press secretary

Point 2: If he were to tap Keith, I couldn't think of a better voice to give Obama the 'fighting' cred.

Point 3: Assuming #2, the task of making the announcement would fall to President Obama, NOT Keith.

Point 4: Assuming #2, he could NOT make the announcement while Keith was still a 'sitting anchor', conflict of interest city.

Point 5: Comcast would have to be insane to pull this. They KNOW that all hell would break loose.

This is a gut feeling, but this may be a good thing....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That's some funny shit right there!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

This guy is kiddin' right?

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

No really, is this guy series?????????

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, snort, hehehehehehehehehehe, cough, wheeze!!!!
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 21, 2011, 08:57:18 PM
As always, Ace freakin nails my emotions...


(http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5362524/Keith-can-I-tape-in-your-old-studio-And-by-tape-I-mean-come-and-by-old-studio-I-mean-mouth.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Rape-Ewok)
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: PatriotGame on January 21, 2011, 08:57:55 PM
Actually it would be funny as hell if Keef becomes the next Press secretary.
The only problem is, he has no experience speaking to large audiences.  :lmao:

Possibly BUTT a DUmmy with the 1000 mile stare is the perfect candidate for a DeamoncRat spokes WomYn...
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2011, 08:59:20 PM
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

doc

Why you got to drag the goat into this, Doc?  :mad:
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2011, 09:00:55 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That's some funny shit right there!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

This guy is kiddin' right?

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

No really, is this guy series?????????

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, snort, hehehehehehehehehehe, cough, wheeze!!!!

That's a whole lot of assuming going on.  The last I heard, Comcast was rolling heads @ MSNBC.  Maybe Mr. Maddow is next.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 21, 2011, 09:01:58 PM
That's a whole lot of assuming going on.  The last I heard, Comcast was rolling heads @ MSNBC.  Maybe Mr. Maddow is next.

I personally think the walking shitstain was fired because of Right-Wing Vitriol!!!!!
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: PatriotGame on January 21, 2011, 09:02:16 PM
Point 6: Comcast realized that the sorry prick would make more money selling oranges off the 101 Freeway.

Suck it bitches...Keef now officially can be hired to lick my sweaty ****ing balls.
Holy Shi'ite mann...Eye now must wrap my sweaty balls in steel chain mail...there be zero ****ing tonight...thank you very much!  :-) :hammer: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: PatriotGame on January 21, 2011, 09:05:24 PM
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

doc

HEY!!!

Ya got a problem with Kool Whip?
Do ya.... :-) :-)
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Mike220 on January 21, 2011, 09:08:20 PM
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

doc

The goat's name is Betsy...


Sorry, flashing back to pledgeship last semester.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 21, 2011, 09:14:21 PM
That's a whole lot of assuming going on.  The last I heard, Comcast was rolling heads @ MSNBC.  Maybe Mr. Maddow is next.

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if Obiewan recruited that DipShit to be press secretary! After all, I've never seen a pres so far out of touch with the American people!

Remember all the luv they gave to Tony Snow? I sure hope they're lingerin' around here tonight in order to see how the other kids play!
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Ballygrl on January 21, 2011, 09:15:51 PM
How funny would it be if he was replaced by a Republican?
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2011, 09:17:27 PM
At MSNBC?  They'll probably put on Dana Milbank or Joe Scarborough.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Ballygrl on January 21, 2011, 09:17:38 PM
Oh my my my my my :lmao:

COMCAST MAKEOVER: "MSNBC And Keith Olberman Have Ended Their Contract"; Lefty MSNBC About To Make Right Turn?

http://www.deadline.com/2011/01/nbcu-statement-msnbc-and-keith-olberman-have-ended-their-contract-last-show-tonight/
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Ballygrl on January 21, 2011, 09:44:44 PM
Oh my! I just read this Tweet :lmao:

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MarkSimoneNY  Mark Simone
Olbermann has two years left on his contract. Under contract terms, he may not be able to appear on another network for two years.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 21, 2011, 09:45:14 PM
Point 6: Comcast realized that the sorry prick would make more money selling oranges off the 101 Freeway.

Suck it bitches...Keef now officially can be hired to lick my sweaty ****ing balls.


What I would like to know - who holds that job right now? 

 :lmao:
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 21, 2011, 09:45:53 PM
Oh no! Not Keef! I feel so bad for The Munch.
I guess if you have a half-assed TV show, on a network watched only by a handful of moonbats, and your network gets bigger audiences rerunning old prison shows, you're on thin ice. Keef's ratings were neck-and-neck with Skimmer's interview on that turk show.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Ballygrl on January 21, 2011, 09:46:39 PM
:lmao:

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MarkSimoneNY  Mark Simone
Now Olbermann's nightly sign off "where are the jobs", finally makes sense!

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MarkSimoneNY  Mark Simone
Most fun tonight? When people post on Facebook that Olbermann was fired, clicking the "like" button.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 21, 2011, 09:47:10 PM
Oh my! I just read this Tweet :lmao:

MarkSimoneNY  Mark Simone
Olbermann has two years left on his contract. Under contract terms, he may not be able to appear on another network for two years.



 :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 21, 2011, 09:47:44 PM
MSNBC could air a picture of a dog taking a dump for an hour and it would get better ratings than Keith Overbite.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 21, 2011, 09:48:33 PM
Oh my my my my my :lmao:

COMCAST MAKEOVER: "MSNBC And Keith Olberman Have Ended Their Contract"; Lefty MSNBC About To Make Right Turn?

http://www.deadline.com/2011/01/nbcu-statement-msnbc-and-keith-olberman-have-ended-their-contract-last-show-tonight/

Have ya read some of the comments over there? These people are deranged!!!

Here's a good one! And we wonder why lefties don't have a clue!

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Unbelievable and unacceptable.

The ONLY cable news show I watch. This is a disgrace…
Comment by Tom — Friday January 21, 2011 @ 6:14pm PST  Reply to this post

Just as I suspected! Wonder what "Tom's" DU name is?
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2011, 09:49:20 PM
Oh my! I just read this Tweet :lmao:
Mark Simone does have his shit together.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: CC27 on January 21, 2011, 09:52:00 PM
MSNBC could air a picture of a dog taking a dump for an hour and it would get better ratings than Keith Overbite.

OMG, water all over my screen. H5!
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Ballygrl on January 21, 2011, 09:55:06 PM

:ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

:lmao:
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Ballygrl on January 21, 2011, 09:56:39 PM
Have ya read some of the comments over there? These people are deranged!!!

Here's a good one! And we wonder why lefties don't have a clue!

Just as I suspected! Wonder what "Tom's" DU name is?

Reading them now! :popcorn:
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: USA4ME on January 21, 2011, 11:02:54 PM
The only thing funny about this is the primitives and the kook-world being all upset.  Otherwise, the idiot was so insignificant that his dismissal isn't even a blimp on the radar screen.

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Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: chitownchica on January 22, 2011, 01:20:45 AM
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MarkSimoneNY  Mark Simone
Most fun tonight? When people post on Facebook that Olbermann was fired, clicking the "like" button.

Haaa- I'm off to FB to do the same.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: diesel driver on January 22, 2011, 01:48:44 AM
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

doc

                           :lol:

You forgot the leather pantyhose, the weed eater, and the peach jelly.

Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 22, 2011, 02:20:14 AM

                           :lol:

You forgot the leather pantyhose, the weed eater, and the peach jelly.



Ugh! Now that's just goin' a tad to far Diesel! If you are hell bent on persisting with that shit, at least supply the mind bleach! I'll let ya slide this time, but do it again and I'm gonna have to report ya to lord Rove and BS ya!
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: whiffleball on January 22, 2011, 05:37:48 AM
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

doc

That sounds like animal abuse - against Chrissy.  The goat is entirely innocent and a bigger man than either of the alleged human beings.
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 22, 2011, 09:33:01 AM
MSNBC could air a picture of a dog taking a dump for an hour and it would get better ratings than Keith Overbite.

And sadly, he was one of the big draws.

 :-)
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: Airwolf on January 22, 2011, 04:00:22 PM
Why you got to drag the goat into this, Doc?  :mad:
Yeah always hatin on the goat. What's up with that?
Title: Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
Post by: diesel driver on January 22, 2011, 05:33:15 PM
Ugh! Now that's just goin' a tad to far Diesel! If you are hell bent on persisting with that shit, at least supply the mind bleach! I'll let ya slide this time, but do it again and I'm gonna have to report ya to lord Rove and BS ya!

I'm sorry.   ::)

Please don't report me to Lord Rove.  He scares me!   :o