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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: mamacags on January 20, 2011, 11:53:55 AM
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This story really turned my stomach and I can't believe someone can be like this :bawl:
GINA!?!?!?! When did you get here!!!!!!!!? :cheersmate: :hyper:
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uh oh, it's my grandmother :whistling:
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Shut up skank face! Unless your grandma can time travel you are SOL. Plus, your granny could never rock the sexy like me! :tongue:
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Shut up skank face! Unless your grandma can time travel you are SOL. Plus, your granny could never rock the sexy like me! :tongue:
Ooooooooooooh! Catfight!!!! hehehehehe!
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Shut up skank face! Unless your grandma can time travel you are SOL. Plus, your granny could never rock the sexy like me! :tongue:
Goodyear called, they want their rubber back
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/kewllwek/funny%20and%20sayings/funny.jpg)
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Yow! You're a dangerous one to piss off, aren't you?
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Goodyear called, they want their rubber back
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/kewllwek/funny%20and%20sayings/funny.jpg)
CATFIGHT!! :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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Goodyear called, they want their rubber back
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/kewllwek/funny%20and%20sayings/funny.jpg)
Oh, damn....
:lmao:
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Ohhhhhhhhh no you dinnt!!!!!!!!!!!
Gina...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/spork.jpg)
Gina in college before her gastric bypass
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/caption0623.jpg)
Gina's husband...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/august2009-thumb.jpg)
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Oh my :banghead:
Bleach, quick! For my eyes :fuelfire:
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This would be so much better with Jell-O
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This would be so much better with Jell-O
Oh puhleeeeeeeze! If these pics are any indication, it would take a Jello factory!
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mamacags from the rear
(http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_656/Funny_Pictures_65611.jpg)
here she is as guest at the Gay and Sucking at it Lib Bash
(http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fat_ass.jpg)
Her hubby
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd88/holdinpanama/fatwomanonman.jpg)
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another picture of Gina in college...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/caption0108.jpg)
One of her ads she shot for DU...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/4c1g8xl.jpg)
Gina downtown shopping...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/drag-queen-folsom-street-2-717778.jpg)
Having a smoke..
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/female-smoker.jpg)
modeling her size 52 wide underoos...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/fathat154.jpg)
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Her son.....
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/86_2.jpg)
babydaddy...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/disguise.jpg)
her daughter...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/wnheadimplants.jpg)
car...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/jesuscar.jpg)
most recent beach pics...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/captionfied.jpg)
Her mom...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/funny-pictures-cow-belly-WZf.jpg)
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Well did you show them your most recent tat?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SiWb_RFtmnI/AAAAAAAAE5E/njYYVs06ndg/s400/obama-tattoo-closeup-natesmith.jpg)
and this is mamacags getting her most recent pair of panties
(http://www.winnipeg.canadatheft.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/liberalfatthong.jpg)
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Oh my.... round 2 has to go to the Cagster!
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mamacags was always loose
(http://thenoz.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fat-kid2.jpg)
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...your granny could never rock the sexy like me! :tongue:
We've seen your sexy.
And it definitely looks like it was hit with a rock.
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Gina's dad, I see where she got her looks now...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/headfail.jpg)
Gina's grandma...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/sexy.jpg)
Gina's brothers...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/gay1.jpg)
Gina on the campaign trail...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/RonPaulgirl.jpg)
Dinner at Gina's house...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/Picture283.jpg)
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must we bring in pictures of brothers, mamaHAG?
oh well, here's are your buckfuddies er um brothers
(http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forums/attachments/1gen-tundra/35605d1222799106-caddyshack-horn-hillbilly.jpg)
and yes, my dad is a dickhead
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/headfail.jpg)
your point? :bird:
and guys, this is how many shots you are going to have to get in your ass to get the burning to subside after 5 minutes with mamaHAG
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/37nov14-roid-butt.jpg)
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Gina at Busch Gardens...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/bungeepoo.jpg)
Gina's great grandfather/ 4th generation inbreeding example
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/unzie.jpg)
Gina's side piece...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/pepper1.jpg)
Gina hunting snipes...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/weird-ugly-people-exist-24.jpg)
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And now the gloves come off. I am going to lay on you the most degrading, horrible, may as well kill yourself picture of all time. I warned you not to go on but noooooooo you wouldn't listen. Take this!
Gina's best friend/hero/twin/lover...
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/evil.jpg)
Go ahead people, go barf. I am sorry that Gina forced me to sink this low. :bawl:
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Dug up your old prom pic with your BFF
(http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/what-is-wrong-with-these-wiggas.jpg)
When did you change your name from Wendy?
(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1158806/original_fullsize.jpg?112d666e)
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Nothing you can post at this point would hurt me as badly as I hurt you with my last picture. It is over Gina. Face it. And 1st bitch slap for posting the pictures of your brothers and calling them my buddies!
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come here, you homely inbred twatwaffle
(http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/hump.gif)
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What the hell is a Wendy Ho?
Nice afro.
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A ho you get on the .99 menu and gives you explosive diarrhea if you eat her.
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At what point is a mod going to separate this thread and move the latter part to the shortbus?
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Workin' on it.
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Workin' on it.
I know it's easy to confuse short bus with DU but, you stuck it in the wrong forum, Chris. :lmao:
Damn you moved it from the Dumpster as I posted that. :-)
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This thread is oozing pure win.
Carry on..
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GB doesn't have the post count for the Short Bus. I'll move it there when she does.
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Welcome! and :lmao:
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GINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Oh holy crap! Soooooooooo sorry to ruin an otherwise stellar Dumpster thread. :thatsright:
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I am speechless and giddy with joy.
Never, ever, in my life, have I seen the dozens done with such aplomb, taste, and decorum.
I am in awe.
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
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Hey Jessica! :hyper:
Once again, Mamahags has brought out the worst in me :hammer:
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I am speechless and giddy with joy.
Never, ever, in my life, have I seen the dozens done with such aplomb, taste, and decorum.
I am in awe.
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
**** that shit...
When are you two ladies gonna quit screwin around and get into the oil tub?!?!?!?
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**** that shit...
When are you two ladies gonna quit screwin around and get into the oil tub?!?!?!?
All of Saudi Arabia doesn't make enough oil to cover Mamahags ass in a tub.
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Dayum! This is so wicked cool!!
:couch:
Ain't nothing like sharing grody pictures of Jerry Springer's audience to bring out the love. :grouphug:
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All of Saudi Arabia doesn't make enough oil to cover Mamahags ass in a tub.
You two are so bad. :rotf:
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Holy Shit!! :rofl:
Welcome!!!
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**** that shit...
When are you two ladies gonna quit screwin around and get into the oil tub?!?!?!?
Look, if you're going to witness an all-out, kickass, eye-gouging, crotch-kicking, nipple-pulling, and bitchslapping event, forget oil. Go with mud.
There's something, oh, I don't know - cathartic about it. O-)
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Look, if you're going to witness an all-out, kickass, eye-gouging, crotch-kicking, nipple-pulling, and bitchslapping event, forget oil. Go with mud.
There's something, oh, I don't know - cathartic about it. O-)
I think you lived waaaaay too long in Berlin. Jus sayin. :whatever:
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Welcome GinaBug! :cheersmate:
H5 for giving Mamacags the best asskicking I've ever seen! :lmao:
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I think you lived waaaaay too long in Berlin. Jus sayin. :whatever:
Nah. The mud in Berlin is too sandy. And it doesn't stink enough.
We're talking good, river-bottom mud. It's the stuff wet dreams are made from.
:-)
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Hi Gina, welcome. Your intro with Mamascags was......um .......educational :whistling:
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Hi Gina, welcome. Your intro with Mamascags was......um .......educational :whistling:
thanks! She has ALOT to offer! just ask the Navy, she loves seamen :naughty:
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Nah. The mud in Berlin is too sandy. And it doesn't stink enough.
We're talking good, river-bottom mud. It's the stuff wet dreams are made from.
:-)
You are sounding like a subject matter expert, feller....
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thanks! She has ALOT to offer! just ask the Navy, she loves seamen :naughty:
You are killing me over here! :lmao: Looks like you already had a following, before you even got to this place. Whatever the reason that got you here, I am happy you arrived.
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Damn it, I clicked on this thread to type in a simple hello and about laughed my head off in between puking at those pics.
I HOPE you guys are pleased with the results of your requests for a catfight. :hammer: Bet youall bit off more than you could, or would, chew on. :rotf:
Oh yeah, Gina, welcome. So anticlimatic now. Sheesh.
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thanks! She has ALOT to offer! just ask the Navy, she loves seamen :naughty:
Or ask an ob/gyn about Gina, she loves the vaGINA.
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Or ask an ob/gyn about Gina, she loves the vaGINA.
Hey don't be jealous cuz yours looks like a steak exploded. :tongue:
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Um....I clicked on here to say Welcome to Gina...and got an education!!! :o
There was one picture back a page or so, that um. uh. er. a. hmmmm.
Anyhow, Welcome Gina...I guess I don't need to tell you to enjoy the Cave.... :whistling:
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You are sounding like a subject matter expert, feller....
:whistling:
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Welcome Gina! Now I have to go back through the thread and see what I missed. Looks like I better brace myself :rotf:
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thank you for the welcome :cheersmate:
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And whatever you do, DO NOT GOOGLE "BLUE WAFFLE"...
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And whatever you do, DO NOT GOOGLE "BLUE WAFFLE"...
(http://juscal.recoding.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/poster99280056.jpg)
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(http://juscal.recoding.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/poster99280056.jpg)
Uh....Gina.....Those are the frozen blue waffles.
You need to check out the made-from-scratch blue waffles.
But don't Google it. You really don't want to Google made-from-scratch blue waffles.
Trust me.
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(http://juscal.recoding.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/poster99280056.jpg)
Oh my gosh, Gina!! :rotf:
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Uh....Gina.....Those are the frozen blue waffles.
You need to check out the made-from-scratch blue waffles.
But don't Google it. You really don't want to Google made-from-scratch blue waffles.
Trust me.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm almost as good as a giant cheese taco :naughty:
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Gina has the original blue waffle. Why google it when she has to smell it every day?
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Gina has the original blue waffle. Why google it when she has to smell it every day?
Good point, Mama.
Gina, how would you describe that smell? Never mind, I don't wanna know!!!!!
:bolt:
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Good point, Mama.
Gina, how would you describe that smell? Never mind, I don't wanna know!!!!!
:bolt:
It's not as bad as the stench that flows from just one of Mamahags fatrolls. They found a chinaman in there last week, he said it was willy howwible.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm almost as good as a giant cheese taco :naughty:
HEY!!!!!
Leave my ex-girlfriend out of this.... :-)
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Bullshit! He was fine in there, there was rice (or maggots) to eat, and I farted a lot for more ambiance. Gina I saw your hubby's new video. It is called swinging meat. You can google it to see if you recognize his partner.
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Bullshit! He was fine in there, there was rice (or maggots) to eat, and I farted a lot for more ambiance. Gina I saw your hubby's new video. It is called swinging meat. You can google it to see if you recognize his partner.
glad you saw his meat, I haven't in awhile :yawn:
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It's not as bad as the stench that flows from just one of Mamahags fatrolls. They found a chinaman in there last week, he said it was willy howwible.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
H5!
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Anyone seen Mamahags new profile pic?
(http://www.uglypeople.se/photos/wMarkImg/176.jpg)
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Jesus, is that a nose or is she workin' up a boil?
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Jesus, is that a nose or is she workin' up a boil?
Hey now!! she is someone's love cushion somewhere! :drool:
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Hey now!! she is someone's love cushion somewhere! :drool:
Well, there are "love cushions" then there are king-sized air mattresses.
She's the one you have to dredge in flour to find the wet spots.
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Well, there are "love cushions" then there are king-sized air mattresses.
She's the one you have to dredge in flour to find the wet spots.
Oh we are back to mamahags eh?
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Oh we are back to mamahags eh?
Oh, no. Nuh uh.
I have sufficient respect for Mamacags not to even think of drawing that kind of comparison.
And I ain't tangling with you, either.
You both scare the hell out of me with the way you play the dozens. Ya'll leave me in the dust.
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
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Hi GinaBug. Welcome! :cheersmate: God hates bunnies!
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Great, now I am hungry for flour dusted fried fat again.
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Best thread of 2011.
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I knew there was a reason I should be regularly checking the Welcome section; I tend to skip over it. Thanks for the laughs, and welcome! :lmao: :rotf:
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thanks everyone! :cheersmate:
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Best thread of 2011.
Abso-lutely.
I'm still a bit rattled how those two can play the dozens.........
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Abso-lutely.
I'm still a bit rattled how those two can play the dozens.........
Pure awesomeness.
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I knew there was a reason I should be regularly checking the Welcome section; I tend to skip over it. Thanks for the laughs, and welcome! :lmao: :rotf:
:yeahthat:
Welcome, Ginabug. I love the animated cat you have as a signature.
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Abso-lutely.
I'm still a bit rattled how those two can play the dozens.........
I am having a blonde moment, what is "play the dozens"? unless you are talking about mamahags sleepover last night :hyper:
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I am having a blonde moment, what is "play the dozens"? unless you are talking about mamahags sleepover last night :hyper:
:ohsnap:
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Oh blow me Gina, you are just sad that you are much to fat to roll off your couch and answer the door when they come to your trailer. What the hell is the dozens? Is that some hippy talk or something?
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Nevermind, that was easy enough to find... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dozens
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In the U.S., the practice can be traced back to chattel slavery, when violence among slaves was a property crime with potentially draconian consequences. Verbal sparring became a substitute for physical contention. While the competition on its face is usually light-hearted, smiles sometimes mask real tensions.
Riiight... why does this entry read like a white person wrote it? ::)
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Firewall won't let me peruse the urban dictionary, but I first became aware of "the dozens" in one of George Carlin's early comedy routines.
There were rules - "No mothers, man." Apparently times have changed - we start right in with mothers and then go directly to sisters. :rotf:
Daughters might still be taboo, but I dunno. I ain't goin' there to find out! :lmao:
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Daughters might still be taboo,
Nonsense. On page one, mamacags clearly posted pictures of Gina's son and daughter.
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Nonsense. On page one, mamacags clearly posted pictures of Gina's son and daughter.
:lmao: See how skeered I am? I won't even look at that stuff a second time!
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:lmao: See how skeered I am? I won't even look at that stuff a second time!
that's what her gyno said :thumbs:
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I'm late to the party, but WELCOME Gina.
This thread is EPIC. :cheersmate: :-)
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that's what her gyno said :thumbs:
:rotf:
Good one, Gina.
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My only taboo is going after real children or dead relatives. Gina's kids are just about the cutest kids I have ever seen so any photos I used were of obviously much older people who could never be related.
And, my gyno didn't say anything. He was still super glued into a gas mask after seeing smelling Gina's grand canyon first.
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My only taboo is going after real children or dead relatives. Gina's kids are just about the cutest kids I have ever seen so any photos I used were of obviously much older people who could never be related.
And, my gyno didn't say anything. He was still super glued into a gas mask after seeing smelling Gina's grand canyon first.
um it's called a slushy slough :bird:
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Smells like the hold of a fishing boat that ran out of ice 3 days into a 10 day trip.
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Smells like the hold of a fishing boat that ran out of ice 3 days into a 10 day trip.
"Mom, do you ever have that not so fresh feeling?" :drool:
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It appears that this thread has run its course to the point of digust.
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