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Title: Police Search for Moron
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 20, 2011, 01:08:55 PM
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AURORA - Police are searching for a man who they say has a history of violence and has attacked his wife in the past.

(http://www.9news.com/genthumb/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=204&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/110120121252_joseph-moron.jpg)

Police say 35-year-old Joseph Moron has a permanent restraining order against him and two active felony warrants. They say he's wanted for investigation of stalking, second-degree kidnapping, second-degree assault, first-degree burglary and numerous counts of violating a restraining order.

Moron is described by police as a 5-foot, 9-inch white man, weighing about 205 pounds with brown eyes and brown hair. They say he's known to frequent the area of Buckley Road and Iliff Avenue in Aurora.

If anyone has seen Moron, they're asked to call Aurora Police at 303-627-3152.


(KUSA-TV © 2011 Multimedia Holdings Corporation)

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=176816&catid=339
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 20, 2011, 01:16:06 PM
Good thing they supplied a picture, there are millions of morons in NE Illinois.
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Boudicca on January 20, 2011, 02:18:41 PM
OMG I was all set to run this over by the DUmpster and see if they found their person man yet. :lmao:
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Boudicca on January 20, 2011, 02:20:02 PM
Good thing they supplied a picture, there are millions of morons in NE Illinois.

My sis and BIL would totally agree.  They tried to escape to TX but their house never sold.  I'm so glad we elected the Skittle Shitting President to turn this economy around.  Who knew he'd turn it upside down instead? :whatever:
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Eupher on January 20, 2011, 02:28:16 PM
You know, I think I'd be as pissed off as that guy seems to be if my name was "Moron". Hell, life's tough enough as it is, why should anyone go around being named something like that?

How many people named "Imbecile" are there? I'll betcha 90% of those people are also on the lam.






 :-)
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Boudicca on January 20, 2011, 02:29:54 PM
You know, I think I'd be as pissed off as that guy seems to be if my name was "Moron". Hell, life's tough enough as it is, why should anyone go around being named something like that?

How many people named "Imbecile" are there? I'll betcha 90% of those people are also on the lam.






 :-)

Yeah, but how much of a moron does Moron have to be to not have figured out he can legally change his name? :thatsright:
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Eupher on January 20, 2011, 02:33:10 PM


Point taken, but if you're pissed off all the time you don't have time to actually sort out something proactive you can do to relieve your heightened state of pisstivity.

Instead you go stalk somebody or beat somebody up.

Or, he could be pissed because he's so stupid that a judge mandated that his name be changed from "Jones" to "Moron".....

....just to keep tabs on him.


 :-)
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Boudicca on January 20, 2011, 02:41:02 PM
Point taken, but if you're pissed off all the time you don't have time to actually sort out something proactive you can do to relieve your heightened state of pisstivity.

Instead you go stalk somebody or beat somebody up.

Or, he could be pissed because he's so stupid that a judge mandated that his name be changed from "Jones" to "Moron".....

....just to keep tabs on him.


 :-)

 :bow:Well done, sir. :rotf:
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: true_blood on January 20, 2011, 07:54:52 PM
Good thing they supplied a picture, there are millions of morons in NE Illinois.
:rotf:
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: DixieBelle on January 20, 2011, 07:56:12 PM
Do you think his nickname is dumbass?
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: longview on January 20, 2011, 08:37:25 PM
He's a greenie, a Coloradan.  Aurora is east of Denver.  Can't tell where one starts and the other ends. 
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Thor on January 20, 2011, 09:06:56 PM
He's a greenie, a Coloradan.  Aurora is east of Denver.  Can't tell where one starts and the other ends. 

Ummm, not to burst your bubble, but there is an Aurora, IL. It's not to far from Chicago.
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Boudicca on January 20, 2011, 09:10:06 PM
Do you think his nickname is dumbass?

I wouldn't doubt it, but would advise against advertising for the missing dumbass moron over on the site we mention all the time-DU. You don't have the bandwidth to answer. :-)
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Chris_ on January 20, 2011, 11:10:15 PM
His name drove him to do it. Think, 13 years in state run schools with every little bastard, and ½ the teachers and staff messing with you because of your name, not to mention, coworkers, telemarketers, the cop that checks your license...
There was a guy here in Fresno named Fagone, after years of being called Fag One, he helped some woman kill her husband and stuff him in a barrel of acid.
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: olde north church on January 21, 2011, 05:13:30 AM
"Yo, buddy, what are you a ...." 
The man relieve when referred to as "an idiot".
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: longview on January 21, 2011, 06:34:58 AM
Ummm, not to burst your bubble, but there is an Aurora, IL. It's not to far from Chicago.

Bubble intact.

KUSA and area code 303 are Colorado.

It would suit me if he was further away.
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 21, 2011, 09:02:02 AM
Bubble intact.

KUSA and area code 303 are Colorado.

It would suit me if he was further away.

My bad, I've never heard of Aurora CO, while Aurora IL is a pretty big and well-known place, with lots and lots of Morons in a 50-mile radius, millions really.
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2011, 09:24:36 AM
My bad, I've never heard of Aurora CO, while Aurora IL is a pretty big and well-known place, with lots and lots of Morons in a 50-mile radius, millions really.
Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar to name a couple...
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: DefiantSix on January 21, 2011, 10:00:47 AM
My bad, I've never heard of Aurora CO, while Aurora IL is a pretty big and well-known place, with lots and lots of Morons in a 50-mile radius, millions really.

Aurora, Colorado follows in the same vein, DAT.  No harm, no foul.
Title: Re: Police Search for Moron
Post by: longview on January 21, 2011, 02:49:59 PM
My bad, I've never heard of Aurora CO, while Aurora IL is a pretty big and well-known place, with lots and lots of Morons in a 50-mile radius, millions really.

 :rotf:  No shortage anywhere, it seems.