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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CactusCarlos on January 19, 2011, 08:00:57 PM
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What If Sarah Palin Were Black?
Posted by Fumesucker on Wed Jan-19-11 12:37 PM
http://wearerespectablenegroes.blogspot.com/2010/02/object-lesson-in-white-privilege-what.html
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If Sarah Palin were black, her daughter's out of wedlock, "baby daddy drama" would have been presented as an example of both pathological behavior and a dysfunctional family that is symbolic of the social problems in that community. If Sarah Palin were black, never would the poor decision making by the Palin family be marked off as challenges overcome, or deeds to be valorized.
If Sarah Palin were black, her neo-secessionist husband would have been the death knell for her political career, because as we all know you can't trust "those people."
If Sarah Palin were black, her lack of intellectual curiosity, willful and cultivated ignorance, and lack of grace both written and spoken, would not be taken as "folksy." Instead, Palin would be viewed as unqualified for any public office.
If Sarah Palin were black she would be tarred and feathered as an "affirmative action baby."
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If Sarah Palin was black, the Dump would be calling her a house n***ger.
They say Sarah is so stupid when one of their best and brightest asked if the Mars rover would go by the flag Armstrong put there in 1969.
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If Sarah Palin was black, the Dump would be calling her a house n***ger.
They say Sarah is so stupid when one of their best and brightest asked if the Mars rover would go by the flag Armstrong put there in 1969.
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If Sarah were Black, they'd have cartoons of her eatin' outa McCain's shorts!
Need I remind anyone what they did to Condi?
****in' maggots!
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I'd recommend Fume Sucker quit sniffin' glue, but that would save any brain cells he has left, so I'm sure he would disregard the advice!
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If she was black, the hatred against her would be amplified by ten orders of magnitude. The one thing DU, KOs and other hard leftists hate more than a conservative is a non-white conservative.
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They say Sarah is so stupid when one of their best and brightest asked if the Mars rover would go by the flag Armstrong put there in 1969.
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or then there's the time one of their politicians was fretting over the island of Guam tipping over and capsizing if the Military deployed too many troops to it
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
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What if Fumesucker had half a brain?
He'd probably be gainfully employed at a McDonald's or a bag boy at a local market, even a beggar would be a step up.
He wouldn't be posting on the DUmp because his IQ would peg him as a lousy freeper troll.
He might have a pet and even be lovable.
He might even achieve happiness.
Alas, he will forever be a miserable pathetic excuse for a zombie.
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or then there's the time one of their politicians was fretting over the island of Guam tipping over and capsizing if the Military deployed too many troops to it
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Yep and Palin is a hugh idiot series!!!111
:lmao:
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Racist.
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or then there's the time one of their politicians was fretting over the island of Guam tipping over and capsizing if the Military deployed too many troops to it
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Don't forget their star congressman Major Owens, claiming the bodies of 200 million slaves were tossed overboard by slave ships, resulting in a changed pattern of shark migrations that persists even today!
So the Guam tipper, Hank Johnson, and the shark feeder, Major Owens, have legitimate claims to being the DUmbest person in the western hemisphere. They will, however, need to demonstrate world class DUmbness for a much longer time before they can be mentioned in the same breath with Sheila Jackson Lee of the great state of Texas, who still reigns, hands down, as the western hemisphere's DUmbest individual.
I always limit this distinction, somewhat reluctantly, to our own hemisphere. In the swarming, squirming, teeming hordes of Asia, it is possible - unlikely but possible - that some unknown Cambodian, or some Burmese, maybe an anonymous Sri Lankan, is DUmber than Sheila Jackson Lee. But I doubt it.
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Don't forget their star congressman Major Owens, claiming the bodies of 200 million slaves were tossed overboard by slave ships, resulting in a changed pattern of shark migrations that persists even today!
major owens needs to be busted down to a buck private.
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or then there's the time one of their politicians was fretting over the island of Guam tipping over and capsizing if the Military deployed too many troops to it
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Good Lord! Who the hell elected this moron to congress? Does his district only include the projects or the local kindygartens? For cryin' out loud! I didn't realize there was near this much stupidity in congress! I had suspected, but anyone wanna tell me why in the hell this wasn't broadcast over every MSM channel in the country?
This guy is so stooooopid it's a national security threat!
Hawaii must be on the verge every time a cruise ship lands, huh? Holy shit! What a complete ignoramus!
And just think, this guy helps write laws we have to abide by! Damn, that's a scary thought! I bet the primitives just luv this guy!
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If Sarah Palin was Black, she would get it much worse.
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If Obama was white, we'd have never heard of him.
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The only thing I SAY THE ONLY THING worse than having the first women president being a republican woman would be the first women president being a black republican.
That is why the Communist Democrat Party so hates Palin. A black Palin would have the hate turned up to ELEVEN.
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Don't forget their star congressman Major Owens, claiming the bodies of 200 million slaves were tossed overboard by slave ships, resulting in a changed pattern of shark migrations that persists even today!
So the Guam tipper, Hank Johnson, and the shark feeder, Major Owens, have legitimate claims to being the DUmbest person in the western hemisphere. They will, however, need to demonstrate world class DUmbness for a much longer time before they can be mentioned in the same breath with Sheila Jackson Lee of the great state of Texas, who still reigns, hands down, as the western hemisphere's DUmbest individual.
I always limit this distinction, somewhat reluctantly, to our own hemisphere. In the swarming, squirming, teeming hordes of Asia, it is possible - unlikely but possible - that some unknown Cambodian, or some Burmese, maybe an anonymous Sri Lankan, is DUmber than Sheila Jackson Lee. But I doubt it.
How about Corrine Brown?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A[/youtube]
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If Obama was white, we'd have never heard of him.
For the win.
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How about Corrine Brown?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A[/youtube]
well said, well put ::)
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go Gatas! :rofl: :lmao:
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If Obama was white, we'd have never heard of him.
Whoa.
Exactly my thought, sir, and I was just scrolling down, reading, getting ready to make the exact same comment.
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Whoa.
Exactly my thought, sir, and I was just scrolling down, reading, getting ready to make the exact same comment.
It's that whole "great minds" thing, Coach . . .
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ehrnst (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-19-11 01:04 PM
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16. If she was black, the GOP wouldn't have even looked at her as a VP nominee. (nt)
So, so wrong.
newtothegame (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-19-11 02:22 PM
Response to Original message
23. How does this racist shit stay up on DY, and get reccs no less?
newtothegame (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-19-11 05:33 PM
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34. You're not acknowledging anything, you're hypothesizing. And doing so in an ignorant manner.
Playing the race card only creates anger and resentment in white folks towards us. It doesn't actually accomplish anything.
Trust me, I've experienced it for years. Do you know how it feels to get a job because you were out-and-out the better candidate, and then to have everyone assume you got it because of some bullshit affirmative action program? A nightmare.
Thanks for your perspective.
Beth tries to argue with him, but it made zero sense, as usual. Too stupid to load in the boat.
Lucian (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-19-11 05:35 PM
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36. She wouldn't be popular.
The only reason she's so popular is because she's physically attractive, and white. How many teabaggers would support an African-American woman with there values?
Excuse me, you idiot. There were 30 black GOP candidates in the 2010 election. Wish more had won. Star Parker, for instance. Too many racist moonbats in her district, I guess.
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If Obama was white, we'd have never heard of him.
Yep, what you said.
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Racist.
You called it and Hi5 too.
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If she were Black, the Left would hate her even more, because she'd be one less Black who has bought into their Liberal crap.
As it is, they hate her guts because she's a White who doesn't buy into their liberal crap - that she has to be perpetually ashamed of her White racial heritage and identity and forever agitate for special privileges for Blacks in order to secure their votes and undying support.
So, it doesn't matter if Palin were Black, the Left would still hate her.
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-19-11 05:35 PM
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36. She wouldn't be popular.
The only reason she's so popular is because she's physically attractive, and white. How many teabaggers would support an African-American woman with there values?
That's why Alan West lost in a landslide, oh wait he won and he is a Tea Party candidate.
I need to see if they found out about the new Black chapter of the Tea Party, not a joke Hannity mentioned that some black folks got together and want to shred the lie that the tea party is racist.
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If Sarah Palin were black the DUmp would have their excuse to let go and be the 24/7 frothing racists they try so badly to hide.
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ehrnst (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-19-11 01:04 PM
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16. If she was black, the GOP wouldn't have even looked at her as a VP nominee.(nt)
:orly: ::)
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Seriously, this DUmmy just doesn't have debating skills. You never ask a question that is easily turned against you.
So, DUMmy, if Palin were Black, does that mean you'd support her?
Of course, she'd just be called an Uncle Tom or something (despite the fact that she's female) by the Left.
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-19-11 05:35 PM
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36. She wouldn't be popular.
The only reason she's so popular is because she's physically attractive, and white. How many teabaggers would support an African-American woman with there values?
WTF???????????
Ever hear of Condi, ya race baitin' sum bitch? Just how the hell did ya treat her, asshole?
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WTF???????????
Ever hear of Condi, ya race baitin' sum bitch? Just how the hell did ya treat her, asshole?
Exactly. The Right accepted her contributions to conservative government - the Left tore her a new one every chance they got.
Liberals have short memories.
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Exactly. The Right accepted her contributions to conservative government - the Left tore her a new one every chance they got.
Liberals have short memories.
short and selective memories
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Of course, she'd just be called an Uncle Tom or something (despite the fact that she's female) by the Left.
IIRC, the primitives refer to black female conservatives as Aunt Jemima. Apparently the term 'Mammie' is derived from her name. 'Mammies' are female 'House N******' who serve as nurses and maids to white children. So, FWIW, there it is.