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Title: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: thundley4 on January 19, 2011, 12:50:49 PM

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(The New York Post) - A Connecticut man is suspected of fatally stabbing a man and injuring three others at a party Saturday after a dispute over flatulence, the New York Post reported Wednesday.

Marc Higgins, 21, supposedly caused offense to a woman at the party, who eventually slapped him. Higgins "was farting throughout the evening," said one partygoer.

Gas Attack (http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/news/local_news/connecticut/dispute-over-flatulence-leads-to-man's-fatal-stabbing-dpgonc-20110119-fc_11496517)

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2011, 12:56:00 PM

So the farter was also the stabber.

That makes him ripe on at least two levels.

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: Boudicca on January 19, 2011, 07:27:19 PM

You just can't make SHIT like this up. :whistling:

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: LC EFA on January 19, 2011, 07:29:54 PM

I'm sure he'll find someone willing to cap that emission in the lockup.

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 19, 2011, 07:55:23 PM

File this one under, "What the....?"

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: Chris_ on January 19, 2011, 08:09:54 PM

Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 19, 2011, 07:55:23 PM

File this one under, "What the....?"

I guess it can't be any worse than a double-stabbing over a cigarette: http://www.csindy.com/colorado/iggy-vs-romaine/Content?oid=2005506

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: Gratiot on January 19, 2011, 08:13:45 PM

Well, that's a stinker.

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: littlelamb on January 19, 2011, 08:59:55 PM

No cutting it sounds awful

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 20, 2011, 03:39:11 AM

All that ruckus over a little hot air.

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: Chris_ on January 20, 2011, 09:06:57 AM

Cutting the cheese leads to cutting the throat

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: bijou on January 20, 2011, 10:15:56 AM

There's an air of mystery about his behaviour.

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: Eupher on January 20, 2011, 10:38:02 AM

This entire thread is odorific and onerous.

And it proves that flatus is a state of mind.

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: Wineslob on January 20, 2011, 11:19:55 AM

I wonder what his carbon footprint is?

Title: Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
Post by: Rainbow Rising on January 20, 2011, 02:32:32 PM

The party host probably regrets serving the three bean salad.