The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Janice on January 18, 2011, 08:37:44 PM
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Texas Farmer ...
The Texas Department of Labour claimed a small Tom Green County farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
Department of Labour Employee: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Farmer: "Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $ 400 a week plus free room and board."
"Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
Department of Labour Employee: "That's the guy I want to talk to ... the mentally challenged one."
Farmer: "That would be me."
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:lmao:
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:rotf:
H5 Janice!
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:lmao: I LOL'd.