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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on January 18, 2011, 05:04:41 PM
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You don't even have one, Anne:
proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-18-11 05:53 PM
Original message
If you are an organ donor please amend your status
and add this statement:
"DO NOT GIVE MY HEART TO DICK CHENEY"
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Oh, for f**ks sake. :whatever:
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OK ....then don't put any of my organs in a liberal, progressive, communist, democrat, welfare recipient, foodstamp user, medicaid patient, non-taxpaying, illegal alien, moonbat, muslim or yankee.
While their body may accept my organs, my organs will surely reject their body.
Still feel like I left some people off my list.
I'm kidding you know.
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I hope that DUmmy Proud2BDUmb Anne understands that if Dick Cheney wants her shrivelled heart, whether for transplantation or for soup, he will get it.
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A straight out liberal's heart couldn't supply 1/10 of the blood needed to run Dick Chaney. A DUchebag's heart would be 1/100th. Medical professionals are quite aware of the type of heart Dick Chaney needs and those 500 people are upping their security.
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Like the Grinch that stole Christmas...her heart is 2 sizes to small.
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Is this the new toning down the rhetoric from the left?
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DesertFlower (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-18-11 06:10 PM
Response to Original message
5. my heart would kill him immediately.
::)
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Like the Grinch that stole Christmas...her heart is 2 sizes to small.
I didn't even know she had one? :???:
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I'm sure Cheney would not take a heart from any member on DU.
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I'm sure Cheney would not take a heart from any member on DU.
Like the other s said EC. Cheney's body wouldn't take. Not a fit. :-)
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I feel sorry for anybody who got an organ from a hate-filled, invective-spewing DUmmie. I feel worse for their family members who will have to put up with all kinds of strange ranting.
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This tells us every thing we need to know about DUmmies and their keepers.
If I could save a life, any life, I would do my damnedest to do so.
I guess if you're a ****in' lefty, you can pick and choose! Hell, if ya don't like 'em, you can deny life, huh? And all this time I thought that God was the only one who had that power! Silly me!
Sure explains the difference of opinion on abortion, doesn't it?
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So much for no more hate and vitriol.
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They have no dicks, brains, spines or guts.
WTF is left over to give?
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They have no dicks, brains, spines or guts.
WTF is left over to give?
LOL ^5
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Dearest DipshitKansaslib,
Why would I want a heart that belongs to a meth smoking, crack whoring, alcoholic, freebasing, suck for a buck hooker, AIDS filled sauna banging fairy, skid row living, welfare scamming piece of shit who would post on DU?
Hugs and Kisses,
Dick Cheney
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They have no dicks, brains, spines or guts.
WTF is left over to give?
Their bodies for scientific experiments?
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Courtesy of The Hollywood NeoCon
****in Dick Cheney ****in RAWKS!!!!
Reminds me of an oldie but a goodie...
• When it snows in Washington, Dick Cheney doesn't put chains on his tires, but instead uses hippies.
• Dick Cheney's favorite snack? Souls.
• Ants have the proportional strength of Dick Cheney.
• For the past 32 years during his family's Christmas dinner Dick Cheney has carved and served the turkey pardoned by the President at Thanksgiving.
• In most places where West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude oil is pumped and sold, it is actually referred to by its more common name, "light, sweet Cheney."
• Dick Cheney was bitten by a radioactive spider in high school, imparting to the spider Cheney-like powers.
• When a new senator places his hand on the book to be sworn in, very few realize it is actually the Necronomicon until Cheney laughs and tells them "you're mine now".
• The only thing hard enough to cut Dick Cheney is Dick Cheney.
• While on a sex-spree in a Tijuana [brothel], Dick Cheney used a live cougar as a condom... The bodycount was fourteen Mexican [hookers] and one cougar... In Tijuana, they refer to this as "The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man." Dick Cheney refers to it as "last Thursday."
• Bathes every night in the warm, viscous plasma of freshly killed Iraqi insurgents to keep his skin soft.
• After turning down an offer from Mafia Don, Cheney woke up with a horse head in his bed one morning. He grabbed it, held it like a teddy bear, and went back to sleep.
• It is widely believed that free-range chickens are far superior to captive ones, as they result in a more tender, juicy, healthful meal. Dick Cheney believes this too, but about homeless people.
• Dick Cheney refuses to obey the First Law of Thermodynamics on principle.
• Cheney's birth weight was 12 pounds 7 ounces, but had to be revised to 6 pounds 11 ounces after circumcision.
• Dick Cheney carries a leather bag filled with one tooth from the mouth of every man he's murdered in cold blood. The bag is forty feet in diameter and weighs approximately six tons. When Harry Reid pisses him off, he just points to his Big Bag O' Teeth and mouths out the words, "There's still room."
• Dick Cheney blocked the filming of The Lord of the Rings for forty years, because he deemed Elves "too f***ing faggy." Production could only begin once he was busy running for the Vice Presidency.
• Dich Cheney's measured, elegant speaking style belies the fact that he opens all Senate sessions with "Listen up, motherf***ers.", and then throws a gavel at Barbara Boxer.
• As CEO of Halliburton, executives from rival megacorporations would attempt to kill or capture Cheney to ransom him for Halliburton stocks. Cheney survived all 273 such attacks, his Wyoming ranch uses their skulls to mark his territory.
• His snarl was formed at an early age. While breastfeeding, he'd tell his dad to "Back the f*** off."
• In a bow to conservationsists, Dick Cheney converted his SUV. It now runs on orphans. And puppies. And orphan puppies. Also, it gets 1 mpg city, 3 freeway. And he never leaves the city.
• Doctors turn their head when Dick Cheney coughs.
• Most people don't know Cheney has a soft side. One time he executed a waiter at a resturant with a steak knife (the waiter was late coming with Dick's steak sauce). Saddened by what he had done, Cheney wept openly for a full minute. Then he cut out the waiter's heart and ate it, tears running down his cheeks.
• In quatrain X 75, Nostradamus wrote: A horse-like man, the king he'll rule - to take black gold in eastern soil - A name of chayne, fooler of fools - Anti-Christ to hats of foyle
• To this day, John Edwards often wakes up screaming in the middle of the night, terrified that the last thing he's going to hear before he dies is the words "Let me simply thank the senator for the kind words he said about my family and our daughter. I appreciate that very much."
• Toughest part of George Bush's job - convincing Cheney to give better justification in meetings with foreign dignitaries than "Because that's just the ****iin' way I want it."
• As a youth, angrily denounced Pol Pot for "just phoning it in, sometimes."
• When Dick Cheney shaves in the morning he has to hold a loaded .44 to his head to keep from cutting his own throat.
• Dick Cheney is so hard, he has a vestigal immune system.
• Dick Cheney made the President and CEO of Lockheed Martin piss his pants at a demonstration flight of the F-22 by saying "this better rock, bitch".
• Dick Cheney used to write childrens' stories under the pen name "H.P. Lovecraft."
• During a 1962 fraternity road trip Cheney attended a donkey show in a Tijuana nightclub. Today, as the "Shrine of the Weeping Burro," it attracts over 3 million pilgrims annually.
• Dick Cheney invented the sport of kitten-stapling, including both the height and span categories.
• Cheney is in a secure bunker in an undisclosed location. Not for his protection, but for ours.
The man gives my 67 year-old mom serious crotch burn and turns libtard heads to liquid shit. Ergo, he may as well be the second coming for all I care.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,49442.msg547174/highlight,cheney+thursday+night.html#msg547174
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No worries, DUmmies--drug addicts and those physically deficient are prohibited from donating their organs. You're safe.
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Dearest DipshitKansaslib,
Why would I want a heart that belongs to a meth smoking, crack whoring, alcoholic, freebasing, suck for a buck hooker, AIDS filled sauna banging fairy, skid row living, welfare scamming piece of shit who would post on DU?
Hugs and Kisses,
Dick Cheney
Hi5 Mama
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Today I was reading about how Christina Green's donated corneas have the saved the sight of two children. And I believe another organ was used to save the life of a little girl in Boston. Such a selfless gift the parents made while enduring the unbelievable pain of losing their daughter.
I'm so glad that there are more Christina Greens out there than DUmmies.
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Well, all I can say is that the Die alte Sau's winning the TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010 was more than amply justified, given only her original comment in this thread and ignoring all the other stuff she spewed out last year.
I said the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is a hate-filled old bitch.
Unless someone advises me to the contrary, it looks as if franksolich made a correct analysis.
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No worries, DUmmies--drug addicts and those physically deficient are prohibited from donating their organs. You're safe.
There was a lawyer on DU that wanted fags with AIDS to donate blood without telling they were infected.
I think even he became too much for DU and was TS'd.
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There was a lawyer on DU that wanted fags with AIDS to donate blood without telling they were infected.
I think even he became too much for DU and was TS'd.
Not only that, but I recall when the defrocked warped primitive, an ex-medical professional, advised the cboy4 primitive that it was okay if, when going to donate blood, he lied and said he wasn't gay.
The cboy4 primitive, to his credit, apparently didn't.
The defrocked warped primitive, an ex-medical professional, is a vile one.
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Not only that, but I recall when the defrocked warped primitive, an ex-medical professional, advised the cboy4 primitive that it was okay if, when going to donate blood, he lied and said he wasn't gay.
The cboy4 primitive, to his credit, apparently didn't.
The defrocked warped primitive, an ex-medical professional, is a vile one.
The lawyer:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,27998.0/highlight,donate+blood.html
cboy:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8999.0/highlight,donate+blood.html
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Have y'all heard what the head of PETA wants to do with her stinkin' corpse? She's gonna send various parts to several governments and have what's left barbecued! I kid you not! They had a show in ID about strange requests in wills, and she was one of them! This came right outa her empty headed mouth!
All to bring attention to our torture of one of the basic food groups! Ya should have heard her brain dead followers tellin' her it was a great idea!
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Have y'all heard what the head of PETA wants to do with her stinkin' corpse? She's gonna send various parts to several governments and have what's left barbecued! I kid you not! They had a show in ID about strange requests in wills, and she was one of them! This came right outa her empty headed mouth!
All to bring attention to our torture of one of the basic food groups! Ya should have heard her brain dead followers tellin' her it was a great idea!
At least the meat at the grocery store won't give you syphillis.
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At least the meat at the grocery store won't give you syphillis.
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Definitely H5-worthy!