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Title: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on January 18, 2011, 04:27:18 AM
Happy birthday today, sir, and every year on this day!

We're all very happy you're here!
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Tucker on January 18, 2011, 05:25:18 AM
Happy birthday. Hope you have a great day.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: littlelamb on January 18, 2011, 05:36:58 AM
Happy birthday hope it is amazing as you are
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Alpha Mare on January 18, 2011, 05:53:02 AM
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Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on January 18, 2011, 07:25:56 AM
Gonna blow out those candles while wearin' those crocs?

 :tongue:    :fuelfire:     :-)
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Thor on January 18, 2011, 08:02:24 AM
Gonna blow out those candles while wearin' those crocs?

 :tongue:    :fuelfire:     :-)

You know the answer, Eupher. He's a Californian now...... :gay2:

HBD HNC
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Ballygrl on January 18, 2011, 08:09:40 AM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on January 18, 2011, 08:33:06 AM
You know the answer, Eupher. He's a Californian now...... :gay2:

HBD HNC

It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: NHSparky on January 18, 2011, 08:33:44 AM
Happy Birthday dude!
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 18, 2011, 08:56:15 AM
Happy B-Day HNC! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: IassaFTots on January 18, 2011, 08:56:36 AM

Happy Birthday Buddy!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 18, 2011, 09:37:03 AM
You guys are awesome...thanks so much!  :cheersmate:

Now enough of the crocs shit. I get it. They're teh ghey, and I was an idiot to think they belonged outside during the winter.  :banghead: :banghead:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the remainder of the day staked out on the Ticketmaster site in a futile attempt to score a couple of seats to Sunday's Bears/Packers game. Although, I seriously doubt I'll have any success. Ticket brokers suck, and have far better networks.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 18, 2011, 09:40:03 AM
You guys are awesome...thanks so much!  :cheersmate:

Now enough of the crocs shit. I get it. They're teh ghey, and I was an idiot to think they belonged outside during the winter.  :banghead: :banghead:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the remainder of the day staked out on the Ticketmaster site in a futile attempt to score a couple of seats to Sunday's Bears/Packers game. Although, I seriously doubt I'll have any success. Ticket brokers suck, and have far better networks.

Aw, come on.  Give Cusack, Vince Vaughn or Piven a call.  They'll hook you up. :tongue:

Gonna be quite a pricey ticket, good luck to you.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 18, 2011, 09:47:58 AM
Aw, come on.  Give Cusack, Vince Vaughn or Piven a call.  They'll hook you up. :tongue:

Gonna be quite a pricey ticket, good luck to you.

Believe me, if I knew any of those guys, I'd have already been on the horn to 'em. As it stands now, the fallback plan is to go to this little bar in Burbank called "Tin Horn Flats," which is where every Chicago sports-loving ex-pat goes on game days. I believe Joe Mantegna owns that, as well as "Taste Chicago," which is basically an expensive Chicago hot dog stand (he flies in Vienna Beef products from their plant back east).

$12 for an Italian Beef sammich with hot giardiniera and hot and sweet peppers is ridiculous, but it sure as shit beats Del Taco.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Thor on January 18, 2011, 10:01:26 AM
Believe me, if I knew any of those guys, I'd have already been on the horn to 'em. As it stands now, the fallback plan is to go to this little bar in Burbank called "Tin Horn Flats," which is where every Chicago sports-loving ex-pat goes on game days. I believe Joe Mantegna owns that, as well as "Taste Chicago," which is basically an expensive Chicago hot dog stand (he flies in Vienna Beef products from their plant back east).

$12 for an Italian Beef sammich with hot giardiniera and hot and sweet peppers is ridiculous, but it sure as shit beats Del Taco.

Del Taco......... I haven't heard of that in aeons!!
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: mamacags on January 18, 2011, 10:01:41 AM
Happy Birthday!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: njpines on January 18, 2011, 10:04:49 AM
Gonna blow out those candles while wearin' those crocs?

 :tongue:    :fuelfire:     :-)

and fall down again????  He's getting a bit fragile for that!  :-)


Hope you have a fantastic birthday, HNC!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Texacon on January 18, 2011, 10:16:48 AM
Happy Birthday HNC!  Hope you get to walk across the backs of the homeless and the liberals trying to help them to get to your birthday cognac!

KC
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: bijou on January 18, 2011, 10:47:28 AM
Happy birthday! :bday:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Karin on January 18, 2011, 10:58:48 AM
Happy Birthday, and good luck in getting those tickets! 
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 18, 2011, 12:18:57 PM
Happy birthday!!!!  :)
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 18, 2011, 12:21:32 PM
Del Taco......... I haven't heard of that in aeons!!

That places drives me crazy.  Who wants french fries with their taco?
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: NHSparky on January 18, 2011, 12:59:35 PM
That places drives me crazy.  Who wants french fries with their taco?

Are you serious?  Del Taco has great hamburgers too.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 18, 2011, 01:10:02 PM
Happy Birthday!  :bday:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: ConservativeMobster on January 18, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
Happy Birthday!

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t247/timewithyou/Seasonal%20and%20Greetings/happy_birthday.gif)
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: BEG on January 18, 2011, 01:17:32 PM
Happy Birthday!  :)
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Chris_ on January 18, 2011, 01:20:00 PM
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-too-much-birthday.jpg?w=500&h=530)
Happy Birthday!:cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: cavegal on January 18, 2011, 01:20:32 PM
 :popcorn: I hope you have a wonderful birthday Hollywood!  :popcorn:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on January 18, 2011, 01:50:19 PM
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-too-much-birthday.jpg?w=500&h=530)
Happy Birthday!:cheersmate:

gotta love a golden.....
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: true_blood on January 18, 2011, 01:51:23 PM
Happy Birthday Hollywood.
Hope you have a great day! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Airwolf on January 18, 2011, 01:59:25 PM
Happy Birthday to you. You have been a great addition to CC. Even if you wear sissy shoes.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 18, 2011, 02:15:37 PM
Are you serious?  Del Taco has great hamburgers too.

Then name it Del Hamburger.

Because their tacos suck... and I can't eat a hamburger at a place called "taco"
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 18, 2011, 05:25:10 PM
Again, you fascist, knuckle-dragging, puppy-kicking, racist, bloodthirsty troglodtyes are terrific.

Thanks for the birthday wishes!!!!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on January 18, 2011, 05:31:16 PM
Again, you fascist, knuckle-dragging, puppy-kicking, racist, bloodthirsty troglodtyes are terrific.

Thanks for the birthday wishes!!!!  :cheersmate:

Actually, as a full time euphonium and bass trombone player, and a part-time tuba player I'm kinda proud of the "knuckle-dragging" title.

Sorta fits with the theme:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i317/Eupher6/LowBrassCreed5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: debk on January 18, 2011, 11:46:36 PM
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HNC!!!


(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=400477590096&id=2bed5dc2fa140b7b21cbda504933950c&index=ch1)


:blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss:





for your next trip to Chicago....

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=410013867445&id=fb6dab770c463bd6f00fbb672fb6768b&index=ch1)





Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Boudicca on January 18, 2011, 11:51:00 PM
Happy birthday, sorry my greetings are late. :thatsright:I've been out of the loop all day.  Anyway, hope you had a great birthday!
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: CactusCarlos on January 19, 2011, 01:18:22 AM
Happy Birthday! Sorry I'm late.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: IassaFTots on January 19, 2011, 07:34:46 AM

for your next trip to Chicago....

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=410013867445&id=fb6dab770c463bd6f00fbb672fb6768b&index=ch1)


Hi5!!!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:






Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2011, 07:38:27 AM

for your next trip to Chicago....

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=410013867445&id=fb6dab770c463bd6f00fbb672fb6768b&index=ch1)


I dunno about waiting till his next trip to Chicago before trading out his crocs for these galoshes. Under the circumstances, it might be best if HNC were to grab those things and head up into the Sierras to practice a little bit.

You never know when a bit of snow and ice will leave you all "croced" up.

 :-)
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 19, 2011, 09:21:52 AM
I dunno about waiting till his next trip to Chicago before trading out his crocs for these galoshes. Under the circumstances, it might be best if HNC were to grab those things and head up into the Sierras to practice a little bit.

You never know when a bit of snow and ice will leave you all "croced" up.

 :-)

Fuuny, Euph.  :bird: :-) :rotf:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Texacon on January 19, 2011, 03:02:51 PM
I dunno about waiting till his next trip to Chicago before trading out his crocs for these galoshes. Under the circumstances, it might be best if HNC were to grab those things and head up into the Sierras to practice a little bit.

You never know when a bit of snow and ice will leave you all "croced" up.

 :-)

Wait ... what?!  All this time I've been thinking HNC was a dude and now I find out he's a chick?

I hate the internets.  You can't ever tell if you's talkin' to a dude or a chick.

Oh well, nice to know Hollyweird has chick writers too ... I guess.

KC
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2011, 03:05:19 PM
Wait ... what?!  All this time I've been thinking HNC was a dude and now I find out he's a chick?

I hate the internets.  You can't ever tell if you's talkin' to a dude or a chick.

Oh well, nice to know Hollyweird has chick writers too ... I guess.

KC

 :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:

Mount Etna ain't gonna have shit on HNC when he reads this one...........
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: IassaFTots on January 19, 2011, 03:13:26 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:

Mount Etna ain't gonna have shit on HNC when he reads this one...........

 :bwah:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: debk on January 19, 2011, 03:41:28 PM
uh oh....   :popcorn:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 19, 2011, 04:09:59 PM
Ok, this shit lost it's funny about an hour ago...  :bird:

I am not a woman, capice?

And the next time you wanna make fun of a guy in crocs, try not to look at the footwear your ER doc is wearing should you ever find yourself in need of his services.

Chances are, he's wearing em, too.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: dutch508 on January 19, 2011, 04:12:19 PM
Ok, this shit lost it's funny about an hour ago...  :bird:

I am not a woman, capice?

And the next time you wanna make fun of a guy in crocs, try not to look at the footwear your ER doc is wearing should you ever find yourself in need of his services.

Chances are, he's wearing em, too.


Alot of doctors are women now, you know.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Texacon on January 19, 2011, 04:12:55 PM
Ok, this shit lost it's funny about an hour ago...  :bird:

I am not a woman, capice?

And the next time you wanna make fun of a guy in crocs, try not to look at the footwear your ER doc is wearing should you ever find yourself in need of his services.

Chances are, he's wearing em, too.

 :lmao:

The doc that fixed my broken neck was wearing cowboy boots ... and he was Canadian!

KC
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 19, 2011, 04:15:41 PM

Alot of doctors are women now, you know.

Of course I do, Dutch!

Take your gynecologist, for example...  :-)
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: debk on January 19, 2011, 04:16:35 PM
Ok, this shit lost it's funny about an hour ago...  :bird:

I am not a woman, capice?

And the next time you wanna make fun of a guy in crocs, try not to look at the footwear your ER doc is wearing should you ever find yourself in need of his services.

Chances are, he's wearing em, too.


My son in law works in a Level 1 trauma unit. He does wear crocs.....there.   Hedoesn't wear them in the snow... :whistling:





 :tongue:


My daughter wore them through training, but the clinic she works at now requires sneakers...and they are quite specific what they have to look like too.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Texacon on January 19, 2011, 04:16:36 PM
Of course I do, Dutch!

Take your gynecologist, for example...  :-)

 :lol:

Ouch.

KC
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 19, 2011, 04:17:39 PM

My son in law works in a Level 1 trauma unit. He does wear crocs.....there.   Hedoesn't wear them in the snow... :whistling:



True enough, which is why I've taken a lot of the ribbing in stride. Figured I had it coming.  :banghead:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
Ok, this shit lost it's funny about an hour ago...  :bird:

I am not a woman, capice?

And the next time you wanna make fun of a guy in crocs, try not to look at the footwear your ER doc is wearing should you ever find yourself in need of his services.

Chances are, he's wearing em, too.

Tell ya the truth, I had to look up just WTF "crocs" were.

That shit just ain't right.

 :lmao:   :rotf:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: IassaFTots on January 19, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
Mario Batali wears crocs!  Orange ones!   :hyper:

What color are yours sugar???

 :-)
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2011, 04:46:32 PM
Mario Batali wears crocs!  Orange ones!   :hyper:

What color are yours sugar???

 :-)

Mario Batali also rides a scooter wearin' them damned things. Of course, in NYC, nobody gives a shit because everybody's weird there.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 19, 2011, 04:49:03 PM
HNC, sorry I missed this one until today.  Hope you had a Happy Birthday (what was her name, anyway?)!
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: IassaFTots on January 19, 2011, 07:18:35 PM
Mario Batali also rides a scooter wearin' them damned things. Of course, in NYC, nobody gives a shit because everybody's weird there.

 :lmao:

Is NYC weirder or less wierd than LA?
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2011, 08:09:22 PM
Is NYC weirder or less wierd than LA?

Dunno, because I've never been to LA. But I can tell you that NYC has more than its share of wackos. Just wander through Time Square sometime....
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: IassaFTots on January 19, 2011, 08:18:44 PM
Dunno, because I've never been to LA. But I can tell you that NYC has more than its share of wackos. Just wander through Time Square sometime....

Been to both, and they are both weird.  IMHO.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: littlelamb on January 19, 2011, 08:53:41 PM
Been to both, and they are both weird.  IMHO.


me too but the only good thing about LA is In and Out
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Thor on January 19, 2011, 09:26:08 PM

me too but the only good thing about LA is In and Out

In & Out ain't THAT good. FFS, it's a fast food joint.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: littlelamb on January 19, 2011, 09:30:57 PM
In & Out ain't THAT good. FFS, it's a fast food joint.


Better than Whataburger :tongue:
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: chitownchica on January 20, 2011, 03:14:10 AM
Hey HNC - happy belated birthday.  Hope it was a good one.
Title: Re: The Hollywood NeoCon, happy birthday!
Post by: Inga on January 20, 2011, 08:25:46 PM
Better late then never....Happy Birthday Hollywood NeoCon and many more!