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Title: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: Freeper on January 17, 2011, 01:42:46 PM
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affrayer  (220 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-17-11 02:31 PM
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I Just Had A Thought
   
You know how republicans like to sell the idea of "performance" pay? When it comes to everyone else they are all for it. But I have a question:

How about performance Pay for politicians?

And the rest is silence...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x216695

On the surface not a bad idea. However, how do you define performance? Would that mean for every moonbat backed law that gets signed into law the moonbats get a bonus?

On the flip side the DUmmies would hate if the GOP congress were to get a bonus for repealing healthcare.

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Brickbat  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-17-11 02:40 PM
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2. I feel the same way about drug testing for jobs and welfare. I'm all for it, if they do it first.
   

Would be fine with me if Obama had to pee in a cup too.

Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 17, 2011, 01:46:04 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x216695
Would be fine with me if Obama had to pee in a cup too.
That would be the end of the Congressional Black Caucus.
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: jukin on January 17, 2011, 01:47:29 PM
I feel sorry for that poor lonely thought.
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 17, 2011, 01:50:40 PM
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affrayer  (220 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-17-11 02:31 PM
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I Just Had A Thought

I knew I smelled rubber burnin'!!!!!
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: Chris_ on January 17, 2011, 01:55:23 PM
I knew I smelled rubber burnin'!!!!!

I though someone had pinched a loaf in the break room.
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 17, 2011, 01:58:06 PM
Isn't that why we have elections on a regular schedule, instead of the Parliamentary system?
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 17, 2011, 04:19:44 PM
I Just Had A Thought ....I can't help but wonder if it hurt.

....but then, DUmmie thinking should hurt.
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 17, 2011, 04:38:06 PM
I Just Had A Thought ....I can't help but wonder if it hurt.

....but then, DUmmie thinking should hurt.

Naw, he just figured he had gas!
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: delilahmused on January 17, 2011, 05:27:44 PM
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affrayer  (220 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-17-11 02:31 PM
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I Just Had A Thought
   
You know how republicans like to sell the idea of "performance" pay? When it comes to everyone else they are all for it. But I have a question:

How about performance Pay for politicians?

And the rest is silence...

This makes no damn sense! If logic were a cross, these people would be vampires. But how about this...no senator, staffer, congressperson, czar, etc., etc., can earn more than your average grunt. People that run towards the danger are a helluva lot more important than those who get to decide how much money will be delegated for bullets.

Cindie
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: Randy on January 17, 2011, 05:49:11 PM
Awwww come on guys! Poor DUmmie had it's first thought and had to go post to the DUmp because he was scared of something new.

Have some sympathy here.


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Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: compaqxp on January 17, 2011, 06:14:10 PM
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I Just Had A Thought

Thoughts, so rare they need to be acknowledged and posted about.  :whistling:
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: true_blood on January 17, 2011, 06:27:45 PM
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Brickbat  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)   Mon Jan-17-11 02:40 PM
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2. I feel the same way about drug testing for jobs and welfare. I'm all for it, if they do it first.
::) ::)
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: Ballygrl on January 17, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
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affrayer  (220 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-17-11 02:31 PM
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I Just Had A Thought
   
You know how republicans like to sell the idea of "performance" pay? When it comes to everyone else they are all for it. But I have a question:

How about performance Pay for politicians?

And the rest is silence...

Republicans wouldn't have a problem with that at all, why not ask that question on a Republican board?
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: littlelamb on January 17, 2011, 08:11:29 PM
Republicans wouldn't have a problem with that at all, why not ask that question on a Republican board?



I so agree with you on this ^5
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 17, 2011, 09:36:24 PM
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affrayer  (220 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-17-11 02:31 PM
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I Just Had A Thought
   
You know how republicans like to sell the idea of "performance" pay? When it comes to everyone else they are all for it. But I have a question:

How about performance Pay for politicians?

And the rest is silence...

My 2 cents:

If the country ain't got a balanced budget then the congress don't get paid and gets tossed out on their collective ass and can never hold a federal office again. This of course would be waived in times of national crisis or war. To prevent the congress from doing that in times that are not an emergency it should be voted on by the people if the congress declares an emergency and that vote needs to have a 65 percent majority.
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: true_blood on January 18, 2011, 01:17:43 PM
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affrayer  (220 posts)     Mon Jan-17-11 02:31 PM
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I Just Had A Thought You know how republicans like to sell the idea of "performance" pay? When it comes to everyone else they are all for it. But I have a question:
How about performance Pay for politicians? And the rest is silence...
Republicans wouldn't have a problem with that at all, why not ask that question on a Republican board?
Remember BG. If that happens, they get the truth and facts. The 2 things Dummies cannot/will not face when talking politics/common sense.
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 18, 2011, 02:39:23 PM
They'll never put this in front of our Tea Party Reps because they know they would accept it! By the same token, the DUmmies would have to accept the cuts a government that knows we can't keep spending ourselves into oblivion in order to make them feel like the rich are handin' them freebees! If they can't **** the rich, they want no part of it!

Think that is even in their universe????????

I didn't think so!
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2011, 03:21:26 PM
To the OP:

Even blind squirrels find a nut now and then ("I just had a thought")
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: formerlurker on January 18, 2011, 03:24:37 PM
How about performance pay for teachers?

And the rest is silence......
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 18, 2011, 03:51:06 PM
To the OP:

Even blind squirrels find a nut now and then ("I just had a thought")

Amazing how many squirrels reside in a DUmpster, ain't it? Maybe that's the reason! If the Nutz are in a DUmpster, they're easier to find! Though it does seem the same squirrel never seems finds another nut, do they? Wonder why that is?

Just sayin'............
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: seahorse513 on January 18, 2011, 04:06:00 PM
it is scarey to think these people have thoughts!! When i read the quotes that some of you have in your replies, I'm like say what??......
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 18, 2011, 04:49:14 PM
it is scarey to think these people have thoughts!! When i read the quotes that some of you have in your replies, I'm like say what??......

They're thoughts, Jim, but not was we know them...

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 18, 2011, 07:14:57 PM
They're thoughts, Jim, but not was we know them...

 :facepalm:

Ya know when a newborn baby smiles, everyone says, "I think he/she just has gas"?

Nuff said!
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: Airwolf on January 18, 2011, 09:29:20 PM
So a DUmmy had a thought.




To ****ing bad it died of loneliness.
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: Chris_ on January 18, 2011, 09:32:01 PM
:evillaugh:
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: DefiantSix on January 18, 2011, 09:35:12 PM
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affrayer  (220 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-17-11 02:31 PM
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I Just Had A Thought...
   

Well quick!  Plug your ears before it escapes.  It's probably pretty lonely in there, all by itself.  (http://www.chatsmileysemoticons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/yahoo-messenger-hidden-emoticons-fingers-in-ears.gif)
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: Rebel on January 18, 2011, 10:26:43 PM
Every time a DUmmie has a thought, God kills a kitten.

DUmmies, please stop with the thoughts.
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 19, 2011, 07:15:52 AM
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affrayer  (220 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Jan-17-11 02:31 PM
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I Just Had A Thought

Hopefully you wiped and washed your hands afterward.
Title: Re: I Just Had A Thought
Post by: seahorse513 on January 19, 2011, 07:31:52 AM
you guys are so bad.......... :zap: funny, but bad......unfortunately the truth hurts :naughty: