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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: littlelamb on January 16, 2011, 11:46:00 AM
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I just had the funniest blind date. I thought some of you would get a huge laugh like I did. I went out with this joker and he tried telling me he was a Black Ops Marine. At age 38 he was asked by Obama to be a General. He was trying to tell me all this bogus shit to try and get me into bed with him. As the night wore on and on I had nothing to do but laugh. I would ask him questions about the military pretending to be clueless about the military. (He never knew that my dad is a retired officer and ex husband spent time in the military) I would ask him some of the dumbest questions and knew he was blowing smoke out of his ass when I asked him some basic questions that even a brand new recruit would know and he didn't have a clue. I just love when men pull out their umm equipment so to speak and then realize that mine is bigger I ended the night with a little warning to him that the next time he thinks he is going to get a woman into bed pretending your a officer wont work. That on your XBox you may have achieved rank but in real life it doesent count. You may be a General but to this former MILITARY brat and married to it does not make it true in real life. So go back to playing Call of Duty and grow up.
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I just had the funniest blind date. I thought some of you would get a huge laugh like I did. I went out with this joker and he tried telling me he was a Black Ops Marine. At age 38 he was asked by Obama to be a General. He was trying to tell me all this bogus shit to try and get me into bed with him. As the night wore on and on I had nothing to do but laugh. I would ask him questions about the military pretending to be clueless about the military. (He never knew that my dad is a retired officer and ex husband spent time in the military) I would ask him some of the dumbest questions and knew he was blowing smoke out of his ass when I asked him some basic questions that even a brand new recruit would know and he didn't have a clue. I just love when men pull out their umm equipment so to speak and then realize that mine is bigger I ended the night with a little warning to him that the next time he thinks he is going to get a woman into bed pretending your a officer wont work. That on your XBox you may have achieved rank but in real life it doesent count. You may be a General but to this former MILITARY brat and married to it does not make it true in real life. So go back to playing Call of Duty and grow up.
You had a blind date with TomInTib?
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Not that I know about LOL
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Next time a coworker wants to set me up on a blind date I need to ask them if they have a DU account
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That on your XBox you may have achieved rank but in real life it doesent count.
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I am past dating age, but I observe quite a bit of this being tried on my younger friends.
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:lmao: :cheersmate:
I did 2 blind dates in my single days, the 1st 1 I was wearing fake nails, it was back in the 80's where we glued them ourselves, he grabbed my hand to hold it and to gaze into my eyes I guess, the nail snapped and hit him in the face, the 2nd blind date, I need to preface this by saying I'm 5'8", with heels I'm 5'11", my co-worker wanted me to go out with her step-son, she didn't tell me he was like 4'5", that was it as far as blind dates go!
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Blind dates is proof God has a sense of humor LOL
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Blind dates is proof God has a sense of humor LOL
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I just got off the phone with my coworker I think I made her pee her pants from laughter LOL
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Comedy gold! Thanks for the laugh, Littlelamb!
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Black Ops Marine? What was his code name? Agent Orange?
Obama asked him to be a general? :loser:
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Comedy gold! Thanks for the laugh, Littlelamb!
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Anytime. DAT :-)
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Black Ops Marine? What was his code name? Agent Orange?
Obama asked him to be a general? :loser:
When I asked him about the Marine symbol he said it was classified. I said really because even my teenager knew what it was and he was in MCJROTC. I then mentioned Stolen Valor and he looked clueless
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When I asked him about the Marine symbol he said it was classified. I said really because even my teenager knew what it was and he was in MCJROTC. I then mentioned Stolen Valor and he looked clueless
Priceless. I could tell you what the Eagle, Globe & Anchor stands for. But i'd have to kill you afterwards. :lmao:
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What a douchebag. :thatsright:
I went out on a blind date and the guy kept pulling ALL his credit cards out of his wallet and boasting about how much money he had. I assume he thought he could buy his way into my bed. :hammer:
That was it for me as far as blind dates. They should rename them blind, deaf and DUMB dates.
You know, there's quite a niche in the romance novel genre for Black Ops types. Maybe your "date" has strange reading preferences for a man. If you ever run across him again, tell him from me, thanks for the laugh. :rotf:
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Priceless. I could tell you what the Eagle, Globe & Anchor stands for. But i'd have to kill you afterwards. :lmao:
Oh please tell me I promise I wont tell anyone :whistling: or do I need to call my "Black Op General" LOL
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What a douchebag. :thatsright:
I went out on a blind date and the guy kept pulling ALL his credit cards out of his wallet and boasting about how much money he had. I assume he thought he could buy his way into my bed. :hammer:
That was it for me as far as blind dates. They should rename them blind, deaf and DUMB dates.
You know, there's quite a niche in the romance novel genre for Black Ops types. Maybe your "date" has strange reading preferences for a man. If you ever run across him again, tell him from me, thanks for the laugh. :rotf:
I told my friend that set me up with him that I should kick her butt for setting me up with him but he made me laugh when I got home and some people I know (didn't tell her where) thinks he is nuts
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Too funny! I went on a date a few months ago, and I realized shortly into the date that the guy was old enough to be my father. Seemed nice enough, but I made it clear that I though the age difference was too much, then I offered to pay my half of the dinner. He told me he had it covered. He had made several comments during dinner about how successful he was etc. We went our separate ways, and I figure that would be the end of it. A few days later, he called me 4 times while I was at work. When I got home, I listened to his voice mails, and he was asking when we could meet so I could pay him back for for dinner because he couldn't afford to buy food that week :thatsright:
Seriously, all I want is a normal guy, is that too much to ask for?
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Too funny! I went on a date a few months ago, and I realized shortly into the date that the guy was old enough to be my father. Seemed nice enough, but I made it clear that I though the age difference was too much, then I offered to pay my half of the dinner. He told me he had it covered. He had made several comments during dinner about how successful he was etc. We went our separate ways, and I figure that would be the end of it. A few days later, he called me 4 times while I was at work. When I got home, I listened to his voice mails, and he was asking when we could meet so I could pay him back for for dinner because he couldn't afford to buy food that week :thatsright:
Seriously, all I want is a normal guy, is that too much to ask for?
Nope not too much to ask I agree is there any decent men out there? Either they are all taken or have a boyfriend LOL
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Priceless. I could tell you what the Eagle, Globe & Anchor stands for. But i'd have to kill you afterwards. :lmao:
That's easy--it's a seagull sitting on a beachball, screaming, "GO NAVY!!!"
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That's easy--it's a seagull sitting on a beachball, screaming, "GO NAVY!!!"
You SO bad. Gotta share it with my son though. He can't keep him mouth shut about his Dad and me being "Army pukes". :rotf:
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That's easy--it's a seagull sitting on a beachball, screaming, "GO NAVY!!!"
:cheersmate:
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What a entertaining thread....
At age 38 he was asked by Obama to be a General
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That's easy--it's a seagull sitting on a beachball, screaming, "GO NAVY!!!"
I told the teenager he needed to go into ROTC in the morning and tell Gunny and Major that and see how many pushups it will cost him :naughty:
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You SO bad. Gotta share it with my son though. He can't keep him mouth shut about his Dad and me being "Army pukes". :rotf:
I told it to my dad who has been retired for 20 years that I don't know which was better the look on my dad's face or the soda coming out his nose from laughing so hard about it.
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What a entertaining thread.... :lmao:
I think he is a loser who needs to grow up
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Next time a coworker wants to set me up on a blind date I need to ask them if they have a DU account
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Black Ops Marine? What was his code name? Agent Orange?
Obama asked him to be a general? :loser:
He also asked Chesty Puller to be a general but Chesty stuffed his ass in the cup on the seventh green after throwing it through the basketball hoop a few times.
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Nice job, littlelamb! :II:
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Blind date stories are simply a classic read....sorry it didn't work out littlelamb, but thanks for the entertainment. :-)
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That's easy--it's a seagull sitting on a beachball, screaming, "GO NAVY!!!"
:rotf:
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LL's date reminds me of the old Jon Lovitz character, "The Liar." How many hours did you a have to endure? Celtic's takes the cake for the most awkward moment. How do you answer that?
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I went out with this joker and he tried telling me he was a Black Ops Marine. At age 38 he was asked by Obama to be a General.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
He's an even bigger bullshitter than TomInFib (okay, not by much).
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LL's date reminds me of the old Jon Lovitz character, "The Liar." How many hours did you a have to endure? Celtic's takes the cake for the most awkward moment. How do you answer that?
I gave him a hour before i excused myself to the bathroom. Grabbed my waitress on the way asked her to split our bill. Got to the table and said my little comment to him. paid my bill and left
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
He's an even bigger bullshitter than TomInFib (okay, not by much).
Thats why I had to call the asshole out
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I gave him a hour before i excused myself to the bathroom. Grabbed my waitress on the way asked her to split our bill. Got to the table and said my little comment to him. paid my bill and left
LL, I'm thinking you've got the wrong screen name. Should be something like:
"Take No Prisoners"
Hell, I'll even design an avatar for you. Whaddya say?
Seriously, good on you. Gave him enough rope to hang himself multiple times over, then kicked the chair out from under him and left him dangling.
SAH-WEEEET!
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LL, I'm thinking you've got the wrong screen name. Should be something like:
"Take No Prisoners"
Hell, I'll even design an avatar for you. Whaddya say?
Seriously, good on you. Gave him enough rope to hang himself multiple times over, then kicked the chair out from under him and left him dangling.
SAH-WEEEET!
So does that earn me a ^5? LOL
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LL, I'm thinking you've got the wrong screen name. Should be something like:
"Take No Prisoners"
Hell, I'll even design an avatar for you. Whaddya say?
Seriously, good on you. Gave him enough rope to hang himself multiple times over, then kicked the chair out from under him and left him dangling.
SAH-WEEEET!
So does that earn me a ^5? LOL
You bet! h5!
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You bet! h5!
Awww thanks Eupher your a peach
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I told it to my dad who has been retired for 20 years that I don't know which was better the look on my dad's face or the soda coming out his nose from laughing so hard about it.
Damn, that's what I didn't do when I told my son...catch him while he was guzzling a soda. As it was, he was NOT amused. But, I was, all over again, and so was hubby. :rotf:
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Black Ops Marine? What was his code name? Agent Orange?
The White Swallow
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The White Swallow
Are swallows white? :o O-)
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Damn, that's what I didn't do when I told my son...catch him while he was guzzling a soda. As it was, he was NOT amused. But, I was, all over again, and so was hubby. :rotf:
Your son is in the Marines right?
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The White Swallow
No I think white liar
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Your son is in the Marines right?
He was for eight months, but was medically mustered out, an insurmountable (in their opinion) problem with rigid flat feet. His feet don't relax even at rest and he was really messed up limping around by the time he was two days away from completing his School of Infantry course. But, he earned his Seagull and Beachball emblem first. :rotf:
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He was for eight months, but was medically mustered out, an insurmountable (in their opinion) problem with rigid flat feet. His feet don't relax even at rest and he was really messed up limping around by the time he was two days away from completing his School of Infantry course. But, he earned his Seagull and Beachball emblem first. :rotf:
That sucks. Kudos to him for trying. The last time I tried to enlist, I was determined to speak to the Army recruiter. Those Marines were a little too much for me.
I was dq'ed for medical reasons too. :(
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That sucks. Kudos to him for trying. The last time I tried to enlist, I was determined to speak to the Army recruiter. Those Marines were a little too much for me.
I was dq'ed for medical reasons too. :(
Thanks, chris. After wanting to be a Marine since he was about seven years old, he was absolutely crushed. He managed to hang in almost to the end of training. Then spent four months in physical rehab. Ah well. He's the only person I've ever known, and I've met lots of them, from any branch of service who actually LOVED basic and in fact, ate it up. I'm not sure if that doesn't mean he shouldn't have been invalided out on a mental rather than physical disability status. :-)
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He was for eight months, but was medically mustered out, an insurmountable (in their opinion) problem with rigid flat feet. His feet don't relax even at rest and he was really messed up limping around by the time he was two days away from completing his School of Infantry course. But, he earned his Seagull and Beachball emblem first. :rotf:
Bless his heart. After all that time, I would think they would have kept him and had him doing something else, other than Infantry. Maybe he could go into the Navy?
My mother was a Navy nurse, and my dad was a corpsman during WWII.
I'm not sure if being in the service is what made them feel the way they did...but I was born with very flat feet, and both of them were determined that I would not be flat-footed. I wore the ugliest corrective saddle shoes until junior high and only got to wear "pretty" shoes to church, and then immediately change into the "uglies". I even had to wear "old lady" Grasshopper sneakers and was never allowed to go barefoot. :bawl:
I have the highest damn arches, only the very outside of my foot will leave a footprint. I have trouble buying shoes and boots, because my arch won't fit into the shoe. :thatsright:
M has flat feet like your son does. His mom had him in corrective shoes til he was in 3rd or 4th grade. She gave up after he "lost" 2 pair. His feet won't bend, flex, nothing. He doesn't have trouble finding shoes. :whatever:
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Bless his heart. After all that time, I would think they would have kept him and had him doing something else, other than Infantry. Maybe he could go into the Navy?
My mother was a Navy nurse, and my dad was a corpsman during WWII.
I'm not sure if being in the service is what made them feel the way they did...but I was born with very flat feet, and both of them were determined that I would not be flat-footed. I wore the ugliest corrective saddle shoes until junior high and only got to wear "pretty" shoes to church, and then immediately change into the "uglies". I even had to wear "old lady" Grasshopper sneakers and was never allowed to go barefoot. :bawl:
I have the highest damn arches, only the very outside of my foot will leave a footprint. I have trouble buying shoes and boots, because my arch won't fit into the shoe. :thatsright:
M has flat feet like your son does. His mom had him in corrective shoes til he was in 3rd or 4th grade. She gave up after he "lost" 2 pair. His feet won't bend, flex, nothing. He doesn't have trouble finding shoes. :whatever:
Thanks and HI5 for the kind words. I really have to get out of the habit of saying I'm HI5'ing, don't I? :-) Anyway, my son was going to be in motor transportation, but all Marines complete basic, at which time they get the honor and privilege of pinning on their globe and anchor in a ceremony. Then, they all MUST complete the School of Infantry. Only then do they get to go train for their job in the Corps.
He said he got busted for limping by his drill instructor, and got sent to physical therapy but it only messed him up more.
I feel for YOUR poor feet too, BTW.
One of my SIL's has high arches and she is constantly complaining that they hurt a bit.