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Title: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: thundley4 on January 13, 2011, 12:23:09 PM
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Renew Deal   (1000+ posts)             Thu Jan-13-11 01:09 PM
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Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
   
Edited on Thu Jan-13-11 01:16 PM by Renew Deal
It is being claimed that a "miracle" took place when Congresswoman Giffords opened her eyes.

This happened when Obama was there. We already have it documented that President Obama "acts Christ-like." If Obama did perform a miracle, he is one major step closer to canonization.

Have political leaders been canonized before? I don't know that it matters.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x193590

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-4ISw_ZdoUs/SYtwCGHvCbI/AAAAAAAACms/oeT8S4F6Fqc/s400/saint+barack.jpg)

This has to be a mole or a rare case of humor.

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spin   (1000+ posts)           Thu Jan-13-11 01:15 PM
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5. Look, I like Obama and think he will be reelected ...
   
but I'm not going to bow at his feet and worship him.

He's a politician and a damn good one but he is not a miracle worker with a direct link to God. His greatest ability is his power to communicate.

The "miracle workers" in this case are the doctors and staff in the hospital.

Bull Hockey, you would lick the soles of his feet if asked, even after he walked through Bo's kennel.

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Tippy (1000+ posts)             Thu Jan-13-11 01:17 PM
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6. Obama had left the hospital room . her friends form Congress and the Speaker were with her

Quit living in the past Nancy is not the Speaker. 

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HeeBGBz (1000+ posts)             Thu Jan-13-11 01:18 PM
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9. Puhleeze. Thats just what we need
   
Plays right into the righties belief that we worship the man. No.

We righties hold to that belief and rightfully so.
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: Rebel on January 13, 2011, 12:27:29 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 13, 2011, 01:05:08 PM
I think that breakfast burrito is comin' back up!
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: Rainbow Rising on January 13, 2011, 01:11:14 PM
I don't know about Tucson, but he performed a miracle right here in Brooklyn:  He made me nostalgic for the Clinton days.
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: Karin on January 13, 2011, 01:14:40 PM
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Little Star  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-13-11 02:16 PM
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25. You gotta be kidding us! Good way to make Democrats look like fools!
 

Sorry, too late. 
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: jukin on January 13, 2011, 01:23:51 PM
Short answer, NO!

Funny how the DUcnebags are all religious when it comes to the least qualified teleprompter reader in the history of the universe.
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: Randy on January 13, 2011, 04:38:43 PM
Color me surprised.


I knew I'd find this here when I read this had happened earlier today.

Am I qualified as a psychic now?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: thundley4 on January 13, 2011, 04:45:36 PM
Color me surprised.


I knew I'd find this here when I read this had happened earlier today.

Am I qualified as a psychic now?  :lmao:

No, but it scary that you know how DUmmies think.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: Freeper on January 13, 2011, 04:49:02 PM
Every time Barry speaks a miracle occurs. That miracle is, everyone stays awake through it.

Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on January 13, 2011, 04:54:41 PM

It must be true. I saw him in my toast this morning!

(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001315413/ObamaToast_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg)
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 13, 2011, 04:55:00 PM
How soon do we cast lots for his robe?
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 13, 2011, 05:39:44 PM
How soon do we cast lots for his robe?

You're trying to get us ALL arrested and disappeared by the Secret Police Service, aren't you. :therock:  :fuelfire: :hammer:
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: true_blood on January 13, 2011, 06:43:36 PM
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Renew Deal   (1000+ posts)             Thu Jan-13-11 01:09 PM
Original message
Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Edited on Thu Jan-13-11 01:16 PM by Renew Deal
It is being claimed that a "miracle" took place when Congresswoman Giffords opened her eyes. This happened when Obama was there. We already have it documented that President Obama "acts Christ-like." If Obama did perform a miracle, he is one major step closer to canonization.
Obozo and Christ do not belong in the same sentence. How can you say "Christ-like" when the imposter doesn't even go to church?
I thought you DUmmies didn't believe in Christ and religion?:tongue:
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: PatriotGame on January 13, 2011, 06:52:13 PM
It must be true. I saw him in my toast this morning!

(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001315413/ObamaToast_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg)

Weird...that is the same image I saw in the toilet this morning after taking my post-pizza dump.
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: true_blood on January 13, 2011, 06:55:55 PM
Weird...that is the same image I saw in the toilet this morning after taking my post-pizza dump.
:lmao: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: formerlurker on January 13, 2011, 06:56:53 PM
I don't know about Tucson, but he performed a miracle right here in Brooklyn:  He made me nostalgic for the Clinton days.

H5.
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 13, 2011, 06:57:43 PM
She opened her eyes after Obama left the room.  Just like America will spontaneously heal after Obama leaves office in 2013.  That is not a miracle, it is simply cutting out what is bad for you.
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 13, 2011, 10:24:55 PM
She opened her eyes after Obama left the room.  Just like America will spontaneously heal after Obama leaves office in 2013.  That is not a miracle, it is simply cutting out what is bad for you.

And the first words out of her mouth were, "Is he gone yet?" "I thought he'd never leave!"
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 13, 2011, 10:26:11 PM
And the first words out of her mouth were, "Is he gone yet?" "I thought he'd never leave!"

Earned you a Hi-5. :II:
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: littlelamb on January 13, 2011, 10:32:21 PM
Every time Barry speaks a miracle occurs. That miracle is, everyone stays awake through it.




I thought it was he didn't say I or umm or bring his teleprompter with him that is the real miracle
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: dandi on January 13, 2011, 11:01:21 PM
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Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?


It's possible. There's record of him healing one of his advisors:




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Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 14, 2011, 12:24:28 AM

I thought it was he didn't say I or umm or bring his teleprompter with him that is the real miracle
Wait a minute! Is that true? The TOTUS did not attend the pep rally? Dubya sounds like Winston Churchill compared to the jug-eared muslim without his
TOTUS.
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: JakeStyle on January 14, 2011, 12:49:04 AM
They had the TOTUS monitors sitting on the floor with blankets over the backside of them to make them less obvious, I just watched a portion of the speech at MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/41048443#41048443) and they are pretty obvious in some of the shots.  It looks like he also relied heavily on hand held notes, probably a conscious effort to keep his head from swinging back and forth like he usually does.
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 14, 2011, 06:52:01 AM
It must be true. I saw him in my toast this morning!

(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001315413/ObamaToast_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg)
You'll notice he still comes from white bread.

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Tippy (1000+ posts)             Thu Jan-13-11 01:17 PM
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6. Obama had left the hospital room . her friends form Congress and the Speaker were with her

Boehner's tears cure cancer and fortunately, unlike Chuck Norris, he cries a LOT!
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: seabelle on January 14, 2011, 12:46:37 PM
There's opening eyes, then there's opening eyes:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/did-obama-exaggerate-truth-about-giffords-opening-her-eye-for-the-first-time/

Sorry DUers, don't measure him for that halo yet  :whatever:
Title: Re: Did Obama perform a miracle in Tucson?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 14, 2011, 01:12:24 PM
There's opening eyes, then there's opening eyes:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/did-obama-exaggerate-truth-about-giffords-opening-her-eye-for-the-first-time/

Sorry DUers, don't measure him for that halo yet  :whatever:

If they do, I hope they make it so it doesn't get in the way of his horns! Wouldn't want him to look any more foolish than he already does! After all, he ain't much, but he still represents America!