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Title: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: CC27 on January 13, 2011, 09:13:47 AM: Quote
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Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?

Are you scared?

:loser:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x191999
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2011, 09:30:17 AM: Proof that someone is listening to $kammer's prayers - finally, a chance to move some stale merch!

:rotf:
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 13, 2011, 09:38:03 AM: Look, Stevie Numbers is guaranteeing he still won't get laid!

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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-13-11 10:04 AM
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13. also have my "Turn off Fox" sticker on my bumper

So yea, in my part of Florida, I'm a card carrying Commie pinko :p
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 13, 2011, 09:58:50 AM: DUmmies ask some of the dumbest questions. If you're a proud liberal, why would you be scared? Really, aren't the police hiding in the bushes nearly constantly anyway at the DUmmies' houses?
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 13, 2011, 10:15:45 AM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on January 13, 2011, 09:38:03 AM
Look, Stevie Numbers is guaranteeing he still won't get laid!
In the entire history of the DUmp, the stevenumbers dating sagas were, by far, the most hilarious series of posts ever. Not even TiTtyboy could ever come up with anything as funny (though he was damn good). The best thing was it was so obvious that stevenumbers is waaay too dumb to be deceptive. Unlike any other DUmmy, his catastrophes actually happened as he described them. When you consider that a DUmmy as lame and unentertaining as Proud2BDUmb Anne is the reigning DUmmy Of The Year, you realize how far the DUmp has fallen in the past few years.
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 13, 2011, 10:23:24 AM: One of the units I walk past on my way to Walmart has a Democrat sticker in their window, the one with the new symbol. It doesn't make me want to bust out their window or anything. They still have their Christmas decorations up though. That's kind of annoying, but otherwise, I don't really care what party someone affiliates themselves with.
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 13, 2011, 10:32:11 AM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 13, 2011, 10:15:45 AM
In the entire history of the DUmp, the stevenumbers dating sagas were, by far, the most hilarious series of posts ever. Not even TiTtyboy could ever come up with anything as funny (though he was damn good). The best thing was it was so obvious that stevenumbers is waaay too dumb to be deceptive. Unlike any other DUmmy, his catastrophes actually happened as he described them. When you consider that a DUmmy as lame and unentertaining as Proud2BDUmb Anne is the reigning DUmmy Of The Year, you realize how far the DUmp has fallen in the past few years.

I just found a few gems from Stevie Numbers. There are plenty more, but this was all I had time for today:

Playing "hard to get": popular ploy ? (http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2703335)

Loneliness vs. Relationship vs. Marriage (maybe one day) (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2777585&mesg_id=2777585)

Is it harder to make friends when you're over 40 ? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2973476)
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: jukin on January 13, 2011, 12:04:12 PM: In college, I lived a few months with a couple of Vietnam vets on their GI benefits for school. Both of these guys were a hoot. One had a neon sign that said "NO FAT CHICKS" hanging in the front window One Sunday night we are throwing darts in the backroom and here a couple of gunshots. We come running out to the living room where the NO FAT CHICKS neon is hanging and there a bullet holes in the window. Thankfully the NO FAT CHICKS neon was still intact.

We always figured that it was radical fat bulldykes that tried to shoot out our beloved neon.
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 13, 2011, 12:09:27 PM: (http://static.emocore.se/_group/big/37507_19dea2.jpg)
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 13, 2011, 01:10:38 PM: If Stevie is still lookin' for a date, I suggest he visit the stock yards! That's the only place he's gonna find a female of any species that is willin' to stand still long enough!
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 13, 2011, 01:22:40 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 13, 2011, 01:10:38 PM
If Stevie is still lookin' for a date, I suggest he visit the stock yards! That's the only place he's gonna find a female of any species that is willin' to stand still long enough!

Are you advocating animal abuse, AR?
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 13, 2011, 02:31:40 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 13, 2011, 01:22:40 PM
Are you advocating animal abuse, AR?

Naw, I've seen a few heifers durin' that time of year that fall in luv with fence posts! Disgusting, but hey, I'm just tryin' to land Stevie a date!
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 13, 2011, 02:37:23 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 13, 2011, 02:31:40 PM
Naw, I've seen a few heifers durin' that time of year that fall in luv with fence posts! Disgusting, but hey, I'm just tryin' to land Stevie a date!

I'm thinking that any heifer that any farmer has would advocate that Stevie do this, instead:

:jerkit:
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 13, 2011, 03:46:23 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on January 13, 2011, 10:32:11 AM
I just found a few gems from Stevie Numbers. There are plenty more, but this was all I had time for today:

Playing "hard to get": popular ploy ? (http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2703335)

Loneliness vs. Relationship vs. Marriage (maybe one day) (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2777585&mesg_id=2777585)

Is it harder to make friends when you're over 40 ? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2973476)

One of his best was the woman who wouldn't kiss him because she claimed to have a cold sore. He felt he was pretty close to a score with that one.
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: PatriotGame on January 13, 2011, 04:16:28 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 13, 2011, 01:10:38 PM
If Stevie is still lookin' for a date, I suggest he visit the stock yards! That's the only place he's gonna find a female of any species that is willin' to stand still long enough!
Is your buffalo-bull still hiring?
Hand jobs only of course.

...naw...that would be animal cruelty...besides, Steve ### may pitch his tent in the corral.
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 13, 2011, 04:41:16 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on January 13, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Is your buffalo-bull still hiring?
Hand jobs only of course.

...naw...that would be animal cruelty...besides, Steve ### may pitch his tent in the corral.

Heh! If that bull gets friskie and his girlfriends aren't around, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think a hand job would suffice!
Title: Re: Who still has their bumper stickers on their cars? DU stickers in house windows?
Post by: true_blood on January 13, 2011, 07:04:56 PM: Quote
steve2470 (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-13-11 10:04 AM
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13. also have my "Turn off Fox" sticker on my bumper So yea, in my part of Florida, I'm a card carrying Commie pinko
In other words, an American hater.