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Title: I presume
Post by: Chris_ on January 12, 2011, 02:24:21 AM

After finding Dr. Livingstone,Stanley and his wife decided to tour Africa and were captured by some unfriendly natives,tied together with a long piece of leather,and left dangling over a large cliff.
That evening, the natives danced and chanted around the campfire,and as each member passed the leather strap holding the unfortunate couple,he gave it a whack with a stick, causing it to weaken a bit more.As the chanting grew louder and louder,Stanley looked at his wife romantically and said,
"Listen, darling.They're fraying our thong!"

Title: Re: I presume
Post by: Wineslob on January 12, 2011, 11:33:05 AM

 :thatsright:

Title: Re: I presume
Post by: Chris_ on January 12, 2011, 02:17:50 PM

Quote from: Wineslob on January 12, 2011, 11:33:05 AM

:thatsright:

I thought it was punny...

Title: Re: I presume
Post by: littlelamb on January 13, 2011, 11:48:23 PM

Lame LOL