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Title: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: Freeper on January 11, 2011, 01:55:52 PM
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lapislzi  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Jan-11-11 01:43 PM
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Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
   
"I will never understand the Conservative opinion that it should be easy to hurt people and hard to get healed."

From the mouth of our youngest employee. I am *so* glad I brought this young lady on board. She's a gem.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x174420

That doesn't even make any sense.

Of course they are stunned by her brilliance.
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on January 11, 2011, 01:58:25 PM
Negative bongs.
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: Carl on January 11, 2011, 02:01:26 PM
That is the statement a 5 year old would make thus proving it came from the DUmmies own mind.
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: Rebel on January 11, 2011, 02:15:40 PM
Yeah, an "intern" is going to be so open with their political affiliation.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: IassaFTots on January 11, 2011, 02:31:26 PM
Yeah, an "intern" is going to be so open with their political affiliation.  :whatever:

Well, it isn't out of the realm of possibility, if you are an intern at a community organizing help place/medical marijuana store. And if that is the case, well then, that comment looks like something one would hear. 
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: delilahmused on January 11, 2011, 02:32:49 PM
Wow...that's absolutely, stunningly juvenile. But I think I can top that with something equally "profound". I was talking to my grandson about his school the other day. He said (this is a paraphrase cuz unlike your average DUmmie I don't remember conversations verbatim), "We have to take a time out when we're mean cuz you shouldn't be mean!" Of course, he's 5 years old and in kindergarten.

Cindie
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: txradioguy on January 11, 2011, 02:38:07 PM
I think we've stumbled upon a new branch of affirmative action hiring.

Where someone is hired not for the skills or talent they bring to the job...but because of their political beliefs.

Boss:  "Damn...that new intern couldn't spell ice if you spotted her the I and the E...but she reads Kos and HuffPo voted for Obama and signed my online petition to ban Faux Snooze in McDonalds...so we'll keep her and give her a raise.  She's a gem!  Glad I brought her on board"
 

:whatever:


Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: Wineslob on January 11, 2011, 02:38:25 PM
Wow...that's absolutely, stunningly juvenile. But I think I can top that with something equally "profound". I was talking to my grandson about his school the other day. He said (this is a paraphrase cuz unlike your average DUmmie I don't remember conversations verbatim), "We have to take a time out when we're mean cuz you shouldn't be mean!" Of course, he's 5 years old and in kindergarten.

Cindie


Yes, but it makes sense unlike the above.
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: littlelamb on January 11, 2011, 02:52:31 PM
Wow...that's absolutely, stunningly juvenile. But I think I can top that with something equally "profound". I was talking to my grandson about his school the other day. He said (this is a paraphrase cuz unlike your average DUmmie I don't remember conversations verbatim), "We have to take a time out when we're mean cuz you shouldn't be mean!" Of course, he's 5 years old and in kindergarten.

Cindie


Kids say the darndest things huh Cindie
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 11, 2011, 06:33:55 PM
. . . if you are an intern at a community organizing help place/medical marijuana store.

Yeah--just what I want on any resume I review . . .  ::) :whatever:
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: true_blood on January 11, 2011, 06:36:57 PM
For you DUmmie, a bounce!
 :bouncy:
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: IassaFTots on January 11, 2011, 06:45:04 PM
Yeah--just what I want on any resume I review . . .  ::) :whatever:

Right?  Lord help us all.   :thatsright: 
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 11, 2011, 06:54:27 PM
Sounds like maybe Li'l Ava got a job outside the porn bidness.
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: Boudicca on January 11, 2011, 09:57:52 PM
Sounds like maybe Li'l Ava got a job outside the porn bidness.

And perhaps she didn't.  The tool said he was glad he brought her on board.  It all depends on what your definition of "on board" may be. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 12, 2011, 01:34:11 AM
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lapislzi  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Jan-11-11 01:43 PM
Original message
Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
   
"I will never understand the Conservative opinion that it should be easy to hurt people and hard to get healed."

From the mouth of our youngest employee. I am *so* glad I brought this young lady on board. She's a gem.

Since when is a lump of coal considered a gem? Oh that's right right, she'll grow a brain in a coupla million years!
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 12, 2011, 02:54:14 AM
Since when is a lump of coal considered a gem? Oh that's right right, she'll grow a brain in a coupla million years!

Right after superman crushes it in his hand and turns it into a diamond.







You probably have to be real old to get that one.
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 12, 2011, 04:55:45 AM
Right after superman crushes it in his hand and turns it into a diamond.







You probably have to be real old to get that one.

I'm not real old, and I get it.
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: DUtroll on January 12, 2011, 07:02:00 AM
Riiiiiight. I somehow doubt that the DUmmies parent's basement hires interns.  :-) Work to most DUmmies consists of eating Cheetos on their mom's couch.
Title: Re: Very insightful comment from our intern at work.
Post by: Red October on January 12, 2011, 07:14:00 AM
Uh... where's the insight?  She certainly hasn't described any conservative I know.  For my part, I'll never understand the liberal position of why it should be morally superior to defend the rights of murderers yet akin to Nazism to defend Natal-Americans.