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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dandi on January 10, 2011, 03:51:17 PM
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Let it never be said that the Bostonian Drunkard, the NYT bestselling pamphlet writer whose plagiarism is quoted by none other than Mikey "**** America" Moore, would ever "waste a good crisis". He takes his ghoulish turn clambering atop the coffins of the recently deceased to bask in the dark sun of DU adoration:
WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-10-11 03:51 PM
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THE WRATH OF FOOLS: An Open Letter To the Far Right
Edited on Mon Jan-10-11 03:55 PM by WilliamPitt
Author's note: there are a number of important and valuable links to be found within the original article. I did not take the time to insert them here. - wrp
http://www.truth-out.org/the-wrath-fools-an-open-letter...
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The Wrath of Fools: An Open Letter to the Far Right
To: Palin-lovers, Fox "News," the "mainstream" media, and the Far Right, et al.
From: William Rivers Pitt
Date: Monday 10 January 2011
Re: The blood on your hands
Dear “Patriots,â€
Rep. Gabrielle Giffords isn't much older than me. She served in the Arizona State House of Representatives, and the Arizona State Senate, before being elected to three successive terms in the U.S. House of Representatives. She once described herself as a "former Republican," and is today considered a "Blue Dog" Democrat, meaning she holds a number of conservative political positions. This is not terribly surprising, given the generally conservative political bent of the state she has served for the last ten years. She was married four years ago to a space shuttle commander who had served as a Naval aviator, and who flew 39 combat missions in Desert Storm, before volunteering for astronaut training.
Last Wednesday, she was sworn in to her third term as the Representative for Arizona's 8th congressional district. One of her first acts in the newly-minted 112th Congress was to read aloud from the House floor, in response to the Republican Party's recitation of the Constitution, the following lines: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
She returned to Arizona not long after to assist in the implementation of that most vital of Constitutional principles, calling together a meeting of her constituents in a peaceable assembly so the citizens she represents could petition the government for a redress of grievances. Among the gathered crowd were a number of her staffers, a judge, and a nine-year-old girl named Christina-Taylor Green who was born on September 11, 2001.
And then all Hell broke loose.
A man named Jared Lee Loughner waded into the group and fired a bullet into Rep. Giffords' skull at point-blank range, before turning his weapon on others in the crowd. Christina-Taylor Greene, who would have celebrated her tenth birthday on the tenth anniversary of 9/11, was shot in the chest and killed. The woman who brought her to the event was also shot. Gabriel Zimmerman, who served as Rep. Giffords' director of community outreach, was also killed. He was 30 years old, and was recently engaged to be married. U.S. District Judge John Roll, who had served on the bench for twenty years, was also killed. Dorwin Stoddard, a church volunteer, died after putting his body between his wife and the hail of bullets. His wife was also shot. Two of Rep. Giffords' constituents, Dorothy Morris and Phyllis Scheck, were also killed. All in all, 31 shots were fired before several brave souls tackled Loughner, disarmed him, and wrestled him to the ground.
At the time of this writing, Rep. Giffords is lying in a hospital bed in critical condition. The God you Bible-spewing frauds love to flog the rest of us with must have been in that supermarket crowd with her on Saturday, with His hand on her shoulder, because it is nothing short of a full-fledged miracle she survived at all. Doctors are actually cautiously optimistic that she will survive, though the degree to which she will ultimately recover is still sorely in doubt. She can respond to simple commands, according to her doctors, and is marginally able to communicate. If she survives her wound, it is wretchedly certain her life will never, ever be the same.
I just thought you should know a few things about the people you helped into their graves and hospital beds this weekend.
Yes, you.
You false patriots who bring assault rifles to political rallies, you hack politicians and media personalities who lied through your stinking teeth about "death panels" and "Obama is coming for your guns" and "He isn't a citizen" and "He's a secret Muslim" and "Sharia Law is coming to America," you who spread this bastard gospel and you who swallowed it whole, I am talking to you, because this was your doing just as surely as it was the doing of the deranged damned soul who pulled the trigger. The poison you injected into our culture is deeply culpable for this carnage.
You who worship Jesus at the top of your lungs (in defiance of Christ's own teachings on the matter of worship, by the way) helped put several churchgoers into their graves and into the hospital. You who shriek about the sanctity of marriage helped cut down a man who was about to be married. You who crow with ceaseless abandon about military service and the nobility of our fighting forces helped to critically wound the wife of a Naval aviator who fought for you in a war. You who hold September 11 as your sword and shield helped put a little girl born on that day into the ground.
You helped. Yes, damn you, you helped.
The "mainstream" media is already working overtime playing up the "Disturbed loner" angle with all their might. There is no doubt, from the available evidence, of Mr. Loughner's transformation into a disturbed individual. But here's the funny part: all the crazy crap he spewed, about the gold standard (a favorite of Glenn Beck, the master of Fox "News" fearmongering...so he can sell his gold scam to suckers) and government mind control and everything else before going on his rampage, is straight out of the Right-Wing Insanity Handbook. His personal YouTube ramblings were a mishmash of right-wing anti-government nonsense...the kind that attracts sick minds like Loughner, the kind that only reinforces their paranoia, the kind that finally pushes them over the brink and into the frenzy of violence that took place on Saturday. The kind that the likes of you have been happily spreading by the day.
He did not act alone. You were right there with him. You helped.
I'm talking to you, "mainstream" media people, who created this atmosphere of desperate rage and total paranoia out of whole cloth because of your unstoppable adoration for spectacle, and ratings, and because the companies that own your sorry asses agree with the deranged cretins you helped make so famous and powerful. It was sickeningly amusing on Sunday to watch Wolf Blitzer bluster and bluff on CNN about how the media owns no responsibility for this disaster. It was like watching a ten-year-old try to explain how a lamp got broken while he was running through the living room, but no, it wasn't him. It was, in reality, a pathetic display...but that is what you generally get whenever Wolf is on your screen.
"Mainstream" news personalities like David Gergen and John King bent over backwards warning people not to blame Sarah Palin and her ilk for this calamity. It was a sick man who did this, they said. Bollocks to that. I hate to break this to the "mainstream" media know-betters, but words matter. When people like Palin spray the airwaves with calls to violence and incantations of imminent doom, people like Loughner are listening, and prepared to act. The "mainstream" media lets it fly without any questions or rebuttal, because it's good for ratings, and here we are. Words matter. Play Russian Roulette long enough, and someone inevitably winds up dead.
Remember the run-up to the Iraq invasion, and the subsequent occupation? "WMD everywhere, al Qaeda connections to 9/11, plastic sheeting and duct tape because we're all gonna die!" was the central theme of the majority of your broadcast schedule for years...until it was all proven to be a lie. You helped the liars, you were the liars, but you knew that. You also got your spectacle, and the corporations that own you got paid a king's ransom, so everyone was happy, except the dead.
Tell me this is any different, I dare you. For the spectacle, the ratings and the pleasure of your owners, you ran names like "Sarah Palin" across the sky in lights, even after she should have faded into well-deserved obscurity, and helped this blister of right-wing rage fester until it finally burst. This was your show, and in perhaps the most wretched irony of all, I would bet all my worldly possessions that your ratings are through the roof right now. You got what you wanted. I hope you are pleased.
And yes, I'm talking to you, Sarah Palin, you unutterably disgusting fraud. You pulled it off your ridiculous website, but it's out there: you put cross-hairs - literally, cross-hairs - on Rep. Giffords, you blithered about "reloading" instead of "retreating," and you made this country more stupid and violent with every breath you took. Well, congratulations, you failure, you quitter, you inciter of mobs. You put the cross-hairs on her, and someone finally pulled the trigger. Run from it all you like, Lady MacBeth, but this blood will never be washed from your hands.
I'm talking to you, Sharron Angle, you walking punch-line, who talked about "Second Amendment remedies" being necessary if you didn't get your way on health care reform during your failed Senate campaign.
I'm talking to you, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly, and Michael Savage, and Ann Coulter, and Laura Ingraham, and to every other right-wing tripe-spewing blowhard blogger and Fox News broadcaster. I hope you are proud of yourselves, because this is the day you get to reap what you have been relentlessly sowing since you were forced to encompass the unmitigated outrage of a Black man winning the office of President of the United States.
That's right, I said it. Anyone who thinks good old-fashioned American bigotry and racism are not the core motivation for a vast majority of these so-called "revolutionaries" should get their heads examined. You've heard of the "elephant in the middle of the room?" Well, this is the burning cross in the middle of the room, and no amount of spin will douse those flames.
I'm talking to you, Koch Brothers. Your money to create and spread this disease was well-spent; you now have one less Democrat in the House to worry about, at least for the foreseeable future. Congratulations, you un-American sacks of filth.
And I'm talking to each and every one of you who listened to these traitors and believed the nonsense they spewed at you for no other reason than to pick your pockets for campaign/organization contributions. I'm talking to you who wore your silly fatigues and carried your badly-spelled fact-deprived signs to protests with pistols on your hips and rifles on your shoulders. You who threw bricks through the windows of politicians you disagreed with. You who shot out the windows of Rep. Giffords' office not even a year ago.
You worked very hard to create exactly this atmosphere in America, and now it has come to be. We have entered the age of the Wrath of Fools, and we now must again exist in an America where the word "assassination" has become all too relevant.
You helped this happen. You.
You know it. I know it. Have the guts to admit it, even if only to yourselves.
I know many Republicans and conservatives, and consider them to be dear friends. The single most influential person in my life (aside from my mother) was a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, and there is no person I respected more than him. I do not count these people, and those like them, among those whom I address here. They are as sickened and repulsed by you as I am.
This is not the end of the story, but is just the beginning. The good people of the United States of America, the true patriots, have finally seen you with your media-painted masks ripped off. They have seen what comes to pass when hate, venom, ignorance and violence goes unchecked and unanswered. You have been exposed, and the fact that it took such an unimaginably horrific act for that exposure to take place only increases the fierceness with which you will be answered. You will be repudiated, not with violence, but with the scorn and rejection you so richly deserve. Spin it as you will, scramble all you like. You are found out, and you have nowhere to hide.
Oh, P.S., if anyone reading this is operating under the delusion that the overheated right-wing rhetoric that went a long way towards getting Rep. Giffords killed, and had a strong hand in putting six people in the ground, is some sort of new Obama-era phenomenon, well...
"I tell people don't kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus - living fossils - so we will never forget what these people stood for."
- Rush Limbaugh, Denver Post, 12-29-95
"Get rid of the guy. Impeach him, censure him, assassinate him."
- Rep. James Hansen (R-UT), talking about President Clinton
"We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs."
- Senator Phil Gramm (R-TX), Mother Jones, 08-95
"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building."
- Ann Coulter, New York Observer, 08-26-02
"We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."
- Ann Coulter, at the Conservative Political Action Conference, 02-26-02
"Chelsea is a Clinton. She bears the taint; and though not prosecutable in law, in custom and nature the taint cannot be ignored. All the great despotisms of the past - I'm not arguing for despotism as a principle, but they sure knew how to deal with potential trouble - recognized that the families of objectionable citizens were a continuing threat. In Stalin's penal code it was a crime to be the wife or child of an 'enemy of the people.' The Nazis used the same principle, which they called Sippenhaft, 'clan liability.' In Imperial China, enemies of the state were punished 'to the ninth degree': that is, everyone in the offender's own generation would be killed and everyone related via four generations up, to the great-great-grandparents, and four generations down, to the great-great-grandchildren, would also be killed."
- John Derbyshire, National Review, 02-15-01
"Two things made this country great: White men & Christianity. The degree these two have diminished is in direct proportion to the corruption and fall of the nation. Every problem that has arisen (sic) can be directly traced back to our departure from God's Law and the disenfranchisement of White men."
- State Rep. Don Davis (R-NC), emailed to every member of the North Carolina House and Senate, reported by the Fayetteville Observer, 08-22-01
I could go on, and on, and on, and on, but you get the gist.
Most Disrespectfully Yours,
William Rivers Pitt
http://www.truth-out.org/the-wrath-fools-an-open-letter...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x165235
Still waiting for one shred, that one scintilla of what people in the real world call "evidence", that Loughner was in any way influenced by anyone on the Right. Surely by now you and your ilk must see that, lacking any corroboration from said evidence, the American people are starting to see through what is so blatantly a cheap and disgusting attempt to capitalize on the death of innocents for political advantage.
Also, I must ask, why are these "open letters" to conservatives always published on a website that allows no response whatsoever from those same conservatives you claim to address? Isn't that the very definition of gutlessness? If you have the courage of your convictions, William, if you are so cocksure of your conclusions and pronouncements, why don't you air them in a venue where the accused can respond? The conclusion I am left with is that your disingenuousness is exceeded only by your craven cowardice.
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-10-11 04:03 PM
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3. You are the best.
I am in awe.
And in tears...
Recommended.
Just FYI: when I went to recommend your thread, my computer said "2 recs." After I clicked recommend, it said TEN.
Don't ever stop writing, Will, OK?
We need you here.
Wow, were we just treated to a bonus mini-poem from calpig?
mmonk (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-10-11 04:36 PM
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13. I was waiting for this.
Thanks.
I'll bet you were. There's a little something on your chin there...now, it's gone.
shraby (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-10-11 04:44 PM
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15. Top notch as usual Will! I'm so glad there are people
of your caliber and talent who can write like this. To articulate what I'm thinking in a grade A+ manner.
If that trite mess of tripe was what you were "thinking" is it any wonder DU is known as the armpit of the political webs?
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Rep. Gabrielle Giffords isn't much older than me.
Yet she's accomplished so much more with her life.
in custom and nature the taint cannot be ignored.
There's a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to do that.
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WOW! he had to go back a minimum of 9 years and more for those comments YET violent comments are a nightly occurrence on MSNBC and have been all throughout the Bush Administration to current day.
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Oh, and who threatens to beat up a homeless woman? I don't know of any Conservatives who would do that.
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Oh, and who threatens to beat up a homeless woman? I don't know of any Conservatives who would do that.
Ouch! H5!
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Yet she's accomplished so much more with her life.
There's a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to do that.
Not having a trust fund tends to motivate some people.
...and yes he's wee-wee'd up.....drinking to much beer makes you have to wee-wee.
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Last Wednesday, she was sworn in to her third term as the Representative for Arizona's 8th congressional district.
Last Wednesday, he pulled his ass out of bed, stumbled into the festering hole he calls a bathroom, suffered his usual bout of explosive diarhea that comes from excessive alcohol abuse and swallowed enough Immodium to keep him from soiling the bed, yet again.
No wonder he plagiarizes - if I had to live this idiot's life, I'd steal too.
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Doesn't wee willy have a whole slew of drunken threats and other bullshit he's spewed from his keyboard? Something about cutting Scamdy's name in us and pouring salt in it?
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How long until we discover the DUmbass who originally wrote that screed?
The last thing Plagiarist Pitt came up with on his own was "24 business hours".
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Is it within the grasp of the Pittster's mind (using the term loosley) that his vain attempt to indict conservatives might encourage some looney liberal (pardon the redundancy) to decide the best way to rid the nation of this preceived problem is to kill those to whom the Pittster refers? So, by his own admission, one way to stop this type of violence is to point the finger at those who he falsely believes caused the violence, thus taking the risk he could send the wrong message to the wrong person. Thinking at all, much less deep thinking, has never been his forte.
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Sorry I didn't make it past Re: The blood on your hands.
That was enough combined with who wrote it to tell me it was pure, 100%, unadulterated bullshit.
Sorry Willy you jumped on this bandwagon after the wheels started falling off already. This pathetic attempt to garner some sort of your former DUmp glory has come literally a day late and $50 sort of being worth, well $50.
Sorry again, you're a has-been hack and to slow to be relevant anymore.
P.S. Good to see that you've kept your touch and you're as accurate on this as you were on Rove.
ETA: Your title is quite fitting considering just who it is that's all pissed off. :-)
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Sorry I didn't make it past Re: The blood on your hands.
That was enough combined with who wrote it to tell me it was pure, 100%, unadulterated bullshit.
Sorry Willy you jumped on this bandwagon after the wheels started falling off already.
I was actually thinking the same thing, Randy...
Almost as if he spent the weekend in a drunken stupor, sprawled out on his couch in his filthy boxers, recovering only this morning, and desperate to cash in on this situation, ala Jonathan Alter-style.
One imagines the sorry bastard may have managed a little more attention then the barflies who seem to be sniffing his crotch over at the DUmp.
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Sorry I didn't make it past Re: The blood on your hands.
That was enough combined with who wrote it to tell me it was pure, 100%, unadulterated bullshit.
Sorry Willy you jumped on this bandwagon after the wheels started falling off already. This pathetic attempt to garner some sort of your former DUmp glory has come literally a day late and $50 sort of being worth, well $50.
Sorry again, you're a has-been hack and to slow to be relevant anymore.
P.S. Good to see that you've kept your touch and you're as accurate on this as you were on Rove.
ETA: Your title is quite fitting considering just who it is that's all pissed off. :-)
Wow, you read farther then I did. But with it being the Pitt-stained one, I can guess it's about as predictable as BantheGOP's rants.
I really wish they would try harder.
BTW, Pitt-Stain; beat up any homeless people lately?
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Sorry again, you're a has-been hack and to slow to be relevant anymore.
"Has-been" is far too kind, sir.
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So much for New Year's resolution to not cuss so much.
Go **** yourself with your own limp noodle, Wee Willie Pittstain. Maybe you will **** yourself brainless. Oh, never mind, first you'd have to HAVE some brains.
Same goes for the rest of you impotent liberal hacks trying to climb on top of the dead from Saturday's massacre in order to plant your flag of hate speech. The real haters out there are YOU, you ****ing cumstains on humanity.
Well, in years past when I made resoultions to lose weight those only lasted a day. At least we're in double digits this time around. :whistling:
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So much for New Year's resolution to not cuss so much.
Go **** yourself with your own limp noodle, Wee Willie Pittstain. Maybe you will **** yourself brainless. Oh, never mind, first you'd have to HAVE some brains.
Same goes for the rest of you impotent liberal hacks trying to climb on top of the dead from Saturday's massacre in order to plant your flag of hate speech. The real haters out there are YOU, you ****ing cumstains on humanity.
Well, in years past when I made resoultions to lose weight those only lasted a day. At least we're in double digits this time around. :whistling:
Sir, if you're gonna break a resolution, THAT is the way to do it!!! :cheersmate:
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Wow, you read farther then I did. But with it being the Pitt-stained one, I can guess it's about as predictable as BantheGOP's rants.
I really wish they would try harder.
BTW, Pitt-Stain; beat up any homeless people lately?
BOBBO is HOMELESS?! :oSurely, you jest, kind sir.
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Sir, if you're gonna break a resolution, THAT is the way to do it!!! :cheersmate:
I know I cuss like a drunken sailor (to the horror of my Marine Corps cousins and son-all out now but once a Marine always a Marine), but I am a proud female. Remember, dear sir, the female of the species is always more deadly, although while Boudicca used real weapons to slay her enemies. I can only feebly emulate her with words. :-)
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I know I cuss like a drunken sailor (to the horror of my Marine Corps cousins and son-all out now but once a Marine always a Marine), but I am a proud female. Remember, dear sir, the female of the species is always more deadly, although while Boudicca used real weapons to slay her enemies. I can only feebly emulate her with words. :-)
And just like that, my 1000th post is an abject apology.... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
****in figures...
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Tell you what Wee Willie come over here and post your open letter.
You are such a coward, you sit there in your echo chamber claiming that you are pwning us.
I dare you to post that on any conservative site and actually defend yourself.
If I was given the option I would issue this challenge at DU but, I'm not going to set up an account there just to have it deleted before you even see it.
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Wait 'til later this week. When the balance of the evidence is weighed, this guy was a basic lunatic leftist. When that happens, all mention will be tossed down the DU memory hole. They are so boring during one of their periodic group hates.
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Tell you what Wee Willie come over here and post your open letter.
You are such a coward, you sit there in your echo chamber claiming that you are pwning us.
I dare you to post that on any conservative site and actually defend yourself.
If I was given the option I would issue this challenge at DU but, I'm not going to set up an account there just to have it deleted before you even see it.
He also posted the same thing on AOL message boards. http://messageboards.aol.com/aol/en_us/articles.php?boardId=529805&articleId=1059567&func=6&channel=Member+Guided+News&filterRead=false&filterHidden=true&filterUnhidden=false
I don't know if they are open boards or not.
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And just like that, my 1000th post is an abject apology.... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
****in figures...
:asssmack: :blowkiss:
It's all good. I DO come across like a dude usually, unlike the refined ladies of CC.
What can I say? My daddy was a drill instructor and I learned it early. :-)
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And just like that, my 1000th post is an abject apology.... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
****in figures...
:nelson:
:rofl:
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Wait 'til later this week. When the balance of the evidence is weighed, this guy was a basic lunatic leftist. When that happens, all mention will be tossed down the DU memory hole. They are so boring during one of their periodic group hates.
Yep. This is just like the nut that gunned down the taxi driver in NYC or the whacko that brought to gun to the schoolboard meeting in Florida. Before any evidence was in, the primitives all claimed it was a "teabagger." Afterwards, when the evidence of who and what these killers were came out, stone silence. This event will be the same thing.
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I'd say Billy Pitt's wholly retarded rhetoric creates a toxic climate and could incite violence. But that would imply someone respects him.
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I'd say Billy Pitt's wholly retarded rhetoric creates a toxic climate and could incite violence. But that would imply someone respects him.
Or chokes their way through one of his screeds. :-)
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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He also posted the same thing on AOL message boards. http://messageboards.aol.com/aol/en_us/articles.php?boardId=529805&articleId=1059567&func=6&channel=Member+Guided+News&filterRead=false&filterHidden=true&filterUnhidden=false
I don't know if they are open boards or not.
Looks like someone opened an account just to respond to the Bostonian Drunkard... :rotf:
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BOBBO is HOMELESS?! :oSurely, you jest, kind sir.
:lmao: She's got her Olds"mobile". :lmao:
WIFI from the library on her iPhone. :naughty:
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Looks like someone opened an account just to respond to the Bostonian Drunkard... :rotf:
I read it, then went to vote it 5 stars and poof, it was gone. Pittstains and his supporting comments are still there though.
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:lmao: She's got her Olds"mobile". :lmao:
WIFI from the library on her iPhone. :naughty:
It's late and I'm outta here to walk around the neighborhood for exercise so as to not end up blimplike. Thus, no clever repartee, if I may be so bold as to assume I am sometimes clever. :naughty:
So, hi5 for you instead.
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Is it within the grasp of the Pittster's mind (using the term loosley) that his vain attempt to indict conservatives might encourage some looney liberal (pardon the redundancy) to decide the best way to rid the nation of this preceived problem is to kill those to whom the Pittster refers?
Extremely unlilkely. The kind of people who take action never, ever read anything Pitt plagiarizes. The only people who take DUmmy Pitt's plagiarisms seriously are a few dozen spaced-out losers at the DUmp, to whom violent action means using the "caps lock" key.
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Extremely unlilkely. The kind of people who take action never, ever read anything Pitt plagiarizes. The only people who take DUmmy Pitt's plagiarisms seriously are a few dozen spaced-out losers at the DUmp, to whom violent action means using the "caps lock" key.
Or this :catfight: :catfight:
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I know I cuss like a drunken sailor (to the horror of my Marine Corps cousins and son-all out now but once a Marine always a Marine), but I am a proud female. Remember, dear sir, the female of the species is always more deadly, although while Boudicca used real weapons to slay her enemies. I can only feebly emulate her with words. :-)
Now what kind of low rent cop out is that???
If ya need a sword, I gotta couple!
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-10-11 04:03 PM
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3. You are the best.
I am in awe.
And in tears...
Recommended.
Just FYI: when I went to recommend your thread, my computer said "2 recs." After I clicked recommend, it said TEN.
Don't ever stop writing, Will, OK?
We need you here.
Oh. holy shit! 1, you're older than dirt! 2, not even Pit Stain would ball you if he wasn't married!
Oh, lord! Now I'm gonna be sick!
PitStain, if you had a ball, and you do notice I used the singular don't you? You do know what that means, right? You bein' the nationally recognized author and what not, you'd have waited until you found out this square peg in a round hole is one of yours!
Now, since you have pre ejaculated again, don't know if that's what ya call it in clinical terms, since it has never happened to any decent conservative I have ever heard of, how the hell are ya gonna come back?
I mean, c'mon, you've shot yer wad more times than a guppy in fish tank full 'o angel fish in heat!
How ya ever gonna get respect now, cause as usual, you shot yer wad before the facts proved you as accurate as a sling shot at a thousand yards! My advice is, quit usin' yer jock strap as the elastic in yer, (snicker), weapon!
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Now what kind of low rent cop out is that???
If ya need a sword, I gotta couple!
Oh. holy shit! 1, you're older than dirt! 2, not even Pit Stain would ball you if he wasn't married!
Oh, lord! Now I'm gonna be sick!
PitStain, if you had a ball, and you do notice I used the singular don't you? You do know what that means, right? You bein' the nationally recognized author and what not, you'd have waited until you found out this square peg in a round hole is one of yours!
Now, since you have pre ejaculated again, don't know if that's what ya call it in clinical terms is, since it has never happened to any decent conservative I have ever heard of, how the hell are ya gonna come back?
I mean, c'mon, you've shot yer wad more times than a guppy in fish tank full 'o angel fish in heat!
How ya ever gonna get respect now, cause as usual, you shot yer wad before the facts proved you as accurate as a sling shot at a thousand yards! My advice is, quit usin' yer jock strap as the elastic in yer, (snicker), weapon!
ALLO, I can assure you I am VERY high rent, ask my husband. And I'm NOT Japanese. Howsoever, your point is well taken, in that I am a foul mouthed Army bitch so I may as well embrace it and own it. Heh, heh.
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ALLO, I can assure you I am VERY high rent, ask my husband. And I'm NOT Japanese. Howsoever, your point is well taken, in that I am a foul mouthed Army bitch so I may as well embrace it and own it. Heh, heh.
You do know this quote was directed at you, and not the last one, right?
I know I cuss like a drunken sailor (to the horror of my Marine Corps cousins and son-all out now but once a Marine always a Marine), but I am a proud female. Remember, dear sir, the female of the species is always more deadly, although while Boudicca used real weapons to slay her enemies. I can only feebly emulate her with words.
No way was I talkin' "Oriental" swords! I'm talkin' "Boudicca" swords! The baddest female to ever inhabit the isles! I've got a few used by the Odd Fellows from back in the early days! How early, I'm not sure! Let's just say they weren't forged in this or the last century!
For those that don't know, "Odd Fellows", were the guys who guarded Salomon's Temple, a subset of the Templar's, at least they think they are! I tend to believe 'em!
I've seen enough thru the years from my grandpa, that I sure as hell ain't goin' to argue!
ETA:
My Grandpa's funeral was...........strange, to say the least!
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You do know this quote was directed at you, and not the last one, right?
No way was I talkin' "Oriental" swords! I'm talkin' "Boudicca" swords! The baddest female to ever inhabit the isles! I've got a few used by the Odd Fellows from back in the early days! How early, I'm not sure! Let's just say they weren't forged in this or the last century!
For those that don't know, "Odd Fellows", were the guys who guarded Salomon's Temple, a subset of the Templar's, at least they think they are! I tend to believe 'em!
I've seen enough thru the years from my grandpa, that I sure as hell ain't goin' to argue!
ETA:
My Grandpa's funeral was...........strange, to say the least!
Boudicca was the baddest ass female in Britain, ever, so true. Damn, I'd give alot to see her go after a DUmmie or two. Match her against their baddest ass, well, it'd be a female for sure, given the "manly" content over there. :whistling:
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Doesn't wee willy have a whole slew of drunken threats and other bullshit he's spewed from his keyboard? Something about cutting Scamdy's name in us and pouring salt in it?
Oh yeah, and isn't there an army of lawyers out there, somewhere? Or are they as lost as the Ninth Legion?
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Oh yeah, and isn't there an army of lawyers out there, somewhere? Or are they as lost as the Ninth Legion?
Ah, yes, the ninja lawyers.
:-)
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Doesn't wee willy have a whole slew of drunken threats and other bullshit he's spewed from his keyboard? Something about cutting Scamdy's name in us and pouring salt in it?
After the scam was complete, following the alleged timely demise of the round red fraudster, Plagiarist Pitt was frantically trying to regain the cred he had lost by voicing doubts about the whole sleazy scheme. Nothing builds DUmp cred faster than obscene threats against decent and civilized people, so Plagiarist Pitt, in his perpetual drunken haze, targeted the thoroughly decent and civilized coach franksolich. As I recall, he vowed to grind coach under his bootheel, scrape him off with his knife, and feed him to his cat. Plagiarist Pitt has so far fallen short of that goal, and I'm sure if we tried we could discover the original author of that colorful threat.
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Oh yeah, and isn't there an army of lawyers out there, somewhere? Or are they as lost as the Ninth Legion?
Oh shit yes!
He threatened me personally with his "mama's" high priced lawyers once when I took exception to a document they tried postin' over Andy Scam!!!!
Good times were had by all!
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**** off, Pitt. You're a worthless drunk, feeding off a trust fund because your writing sucks so badly that you can't even make a reasonable living at it. You're stuck helping out as a bouncer at a bar in Boston, which probably only pays enough for you to be stinking drunk every night. After which, you probably sidle up to anyone within earshot and spout anti-Bush/Palin/BFEE/Limbaugh garbage. You're a complete joke. A perfect example of a DU hero.
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**** off, Pitt. You're a worthless drunk, feeding off a trust fund because your writing sucks so badly that you can't even make a reasonable living at it. You're stuck helping out as a bouncer at a bar in Boston, which probably only pays enough for you to be stinking drunk every night. After which, you probably sidle up to anyone within earshot and spout anti-Bush/Palin/BFEE/Limbaugh garbage. You're a complete joke. A perfect example of a DU hero.
Bouncer at a bar!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
That's some funny shit right there! If PitStain is the Bouncer, just imagine the clientele!
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!
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Bouncer at a bar!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
That's some funny shit right there! If PitStain is the Bouncer, just imagine the clientele!
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!
Bukowski's in Boston (http://maps.google.com/maps/place?rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&oe=UTF-8&rlz=1I7ACAW&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=Bukowski's+Boston&fb=1&gl=us&hq=Bukowski's&hnear=Boston,+MA&cid=17320517494689392968)
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PJ rips William Shitstain Pitt a new one...no, several new ones...for this BS on DuFu today!
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PJ rips William Shitstain Pitt a new one...no, several new ones...for this BS on DuFu today!
:rotf:
All right Tank! Where's the link? Are ya gonna make me look it up??? Have a heart, I'm an old man! Besides, my granddaughter has my desk top with all my links! I'm havin' to use the lap!
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Bukowski's in Boston (http://maps.google.com/maps/place?rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&oe=UTF-8&rlz=1I7ACAW&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=Bukowski's+Boston&fb=1&gl=us&hq=Bukowski's&hnear=Boston,+MA&cid=17320517494689392968)
Cuisine‎: Pub Food‎, Specialties
Atmosphere‎: Offbeat I'll bet!
Reservations Policy‎: Not Taken Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Like you would need one in a bar with 5 people durin' happy hour
Year Opened‎: 1997
Neighborhood‎: Back Bay Back Door!
Menu‎: Menu
Parking‎: Street In Boston??? I'll bet that's a Hoot!! Any bets on validatin' Parkin'?
Attire‎: Casual I'll bet! No cover if you're wearin' your assless chaps!!
Meals Served‎: Dinner‎, Lunch
Amenities‎: Cash Only, Open late hehehehehe! I guess hot checks are the norm, and it's such a nice part of town, all the Credit Cards are stolen! Anybody know of a bar that isn't open late???
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All right Tank! Where's the link? Are ya gonna make me look it up??? Have a heart, I'm an old man! Besides, my granddaughter has my desk top with all my links! I'm havin' to use the lap!
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/
It's a doozy!!! :rotf:
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Offbeat = Contrived phoniness
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Offbeat = Contrived phoniness
Atmosphere‎: Offbeat
Which also means you have to deal with a mentally ill drunk wandering around spouting non-sensical Democratic talking points and conspiracy theories to any customer who will listen, whether they want to or not.
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http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/
It's a doozy!!! :rotf:
I'm with PJ!! If I ever have the chance to stand in front of this pussie I'm goin' to pound him like a stake!
PM me Olive Pitt! I'll send ya my address! Make sure ya bring about 3 of yer bouncer Buddies with ya! I wouldn't want to be accused of beatin' on a girly man and it not be fair!
What utter bull shit!
Mister Big Bad ShittStain better not meet up with Bobo! I'm pretty sure she would kick him all over the street in front of her car!
I have a feelin' PittStain is goin' to regret he ran his mouth! Talkin' 'bout lettin' your big fat mouth overload your hummin' bird ass!
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Sorry Al, I thought pretty much everyone here had DUmmie FUnnies bookmarked. I see Ralph took care of ya, though.
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Sorry Al, I thought pretty much everyone here had DUmmie FUnnies bookmarked. I see Ralph took care of ya, though.
I do on my desk top, but I'm playin' daycare this week for my granddaughter and she's play Thomas the gay Train! I'm havin' to use the lap!