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Title: I hate it when criminals come up with their own puns
Post by: bijou on January 07, 2011, 02:53:29 PM

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A Longmont man is accused of pulling into a Burger King drive-through with his penis in his hand and asking a 24-year-old employee at the window if she would like to "handle his Whopper," early today.

Before he could drive away, the woman jotted down his tag number. Longmont police pulled over Richard C. "Rick" Troupe, 52, about 2 miles from his home a short time later after the incident at 3:25 a.m., said Police Commander Jeff Satur.

Read more: Longmont man accused of drive-through exposure - The Denver Post http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_17029409?source=rss#ixzz1ANvwfui3

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Title: Re: I hate it when criminals come up with their own puns
Post by: Boudicca on January 07, 2011, 03:08:21 PM

Is this guy funny?  Dunno, I didn't click on the story and accompanying picture, assuming there WAS one.

Yes, I AM that shallow. :-)

Title: Re: I hate it when criminals come up with their own puns
Post by: olde north church on January 07, 2011, 03:17:03 PM

This must be why my wife asks me if I'm 10.

Title: Re: I hate it when criminals come up with their own puns
Post by: vesta111 on January 10, 2011, 09:00:01 AM

Quote from: olde north church on January 07, 2011, 03:17:03 PM

This must be why my wife asks me if I'm 10.

I go by the size of the hands, fat men with fingers that look like Vienna Sausages are a tip off.

Men that have long fingers and small wrists are a tip off.

Men with a lot of hair on the top of their hands is a tip off.

Men with lots of hair on their palms is another sign of something interesting.

Then check out the nails, do they bite them to the quick or are the well maintained or manicured.?