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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on January 06, 2011, 02:48:40 PM
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otohara (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-06-11 01:07 PM
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Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music
so far, God Bless America, Three Cheers for The Red, White, Blue, - and of course the National Anthem.
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The hate DUmmies have for America is sickening.
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Communist fks.
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wouldn't it be awesome if Boehner's phone could detect when a DUmmy calls and force them into terminal on hold status?
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Yeah, DUmbass, those songs are so inappropriate.
I hate that I have to call these rejects fellow citizens.
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If he had "Having My Baby", and maybe a christian hymn or two as well, I can only imagine how insane the DUmmies will get. We'll be able to hear their heads a splode from the moon.
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Oh the audacity he has to play those songs!!!!!1111oneeleventy
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I'd hate to hear what Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi's office play while you're on hold... Ricky Martin and the Village People.
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Wow! "God" and "America" in the same song??????? HERESY!!!!!!!!!
I love that he's making their heads asplode!
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To a DUchebag that is like those ultrasonic rodent devices......and the DUmpmonkeys are like rodents, only DUmpstains don't learn from their mistakes and rats usually kill the members that do not produce. Shit Rats are better than DUmbasses.
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If he had "Having My Baby", and maybe a christian hymn or two as well, I can only imagine how insane the DUmmies will get. We'll be able to hear their heads a splode from the moon.
"Having My Baby" ranks among the worst songs in the history of music. In an emergency, it could substitute for syrup of ipecac.
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Well he does have a fetish for the constitution so it makes sense that his machine would play American type songs. :-)
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"Having My Baby" ranks among the worst songs in the history of music. In an emergency, it could substitute for syrup of ipecac.
Apparently you haven't heard that ode to rodent mating, "Muskrat Love."
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Communist fks.
You do know, if our members don't wish to see our profanity they can turn it off, right?
Why do ya think I have such a foul mouth? Those that aren't offended see my true feelings, and those that are can still get the drift! It gives 'em little touchy feely stars to make 'em feel better!
I live by the "Patton Principal". A man should be able to curse 2 minutes non stop, or he ain't a man, or sumpin' like that! Hehehehehe
I mean, c'mon, ya ain't foolin' anyone! We all know most of us here curse like truck drivers! Even the fair sex, if they're anything like "Toots", which I suspect they are! Vesta excluded, of course! At least in my Red State heaven, anyway!
Hell, even frank lets loose once in a while, though I think when he does it, it's cause his buttons have been pushed once too often by some DUmbass!
He don't even kick his cats for cryin' out loud! I thought that was why they were here! I have 2 that sleep between me and the Bassets every night and I figure they deserve it! Specially since every once in a while they sink their fangs into my socks if I move during sleep!
I think it was Boudi that asked me once why I threw around F-bombs, yet once in a while inserted shirt instead of shit. Since then, I have just let it fly. Everyone knows the inference anyway!
Or do ya have one of those feminine censored keyboards? hehe
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It's the sole reason I started hangin' out here instead of FR! Too much censorship over there!
I know, I know, Thread Hijack!, Sue Me!
If he had "Having My Baby", and maybe a christian hymn or two as well, I can only imagine how insane the DUmmies will get. We'll be able to hear their heads a splode from the moon.
Promise? Maybe we should start a CCUAC and start emailin' him!
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otohara (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-06-11 01:07 PM
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Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music
so far, God Bless America, Three Cheers for The Red, White, Blue, - and of course the National Anthem.
Hey DUchebag, we do live in America. But, then again, you primitives have no loyalty, so you wouldn't understand. :bird:
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Apparently you haven't heard that ode to rodent mating, "Muskrat Love."
"Muskrat Love" was awful, but it's "Amazing Grace" compared to "Having My Baby".
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"Muskrat Love" was awful, but it's "Amazing Grace" compared to "Having My Baby".
Who ever wrote Muskrat Luv, doesn't know a damn thing about the disgusting little critters! They eat the eggs of the Wild Canadian Geese I give sanctuary to every year in my pond! I shoot every single one I see! Little sum bitches!
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Who ever wrote Muskrat Luv, doesn't know a damn thing about the disgusting little critters! They eat the eggs of the Wild Canadian Geese I give sanctuary to every year in my pond! I shoot every single one I see! Little sum bitches!
Canada geese are rapidly becoming bigger pests than pigeons. Anyone who plays golf would probably rather have rats than geese. Geese are filthy vermin, but are at least great on the dinner table.
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Canada geese are rapidly becoming bigger pests than pigeons. Anyone who plays golf would probably rather have rats than geese. Geese are filthy vermin, but are at least great on the dinner table.
Well, why the hell do ya think I give 'em a free motel? Got close to a dozen in the freezer right now! Between me and my kids, we pretty much keep the local Ranch population in check!
Goose in a honey glaze is outstanding! More dark meat, too! I prefer dark meat when it comes to web footed chickens!
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Canada geese are rapidly becoming bigger pests than pigeons. Anyone who plays golf would probably rather have rats than geese. Geese are filthy vermin, but are at least great on the dinner table.
They are the avian equivalent of goats. All they would do all over Ft. Belvoir was eat and poop.