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Title: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: bijou on April 04, 2008, 04:38:32 PM

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A Greenville, S.C., woman who filed a lawsuit against Victoria’s Secret saying that a defective bra seriously cut one of her breasts has submitted a new version of the suit correcting an error in the depth of the wound, Greenville Online reported.

In the original lawsuit, Jessica Lang claimed a bra she bought at the mall “malfunctioned” and caused a cut in her chest and breast "nearly six inches wide and six inches deep." The new claim, filed Thursday, drastically changes that allegation to "3 inches long by 1/4 inch deep, resulting in scarring," Greenville Online reported.

Lang’s attorney, Nathan Hughey, says the mistake was a result of a clerical error in a legal document when the lawsuit was originally filed in 2005. It has since been moved from state to federal court. Victoria’s Secret claims no wrongdoing in the alleged injury. They say Lang’s injuries were caused by her own negligence.

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link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,346408,00.html)

Just to prove I have no bias against men in my mutilation stories.  :-)
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 04:43:08 PM

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A Greenville, S.C., woman who filed a lawsuit against Victoria’s Secret saying that a defective bra seriously cut one of her breasts has submitted a new version of the suit correcting an error in the depth of the wound, Greenville Online reported.

In the original lawsuit, Jessica Lang claimed a bra she bought at the mall “malfunctioned” and caused a cut in her chest and breast "nearly six inches wide and six inches deep." The new claim, filed Thursday, drastically changes that allegation to "3 inches long by 1/4 inch deep, resulting in scarring," Greenville Online reported.

Lang’s attorney, Nathan Hughey, says the mistake was a result of a clerical error in a legal document when the lawsuit was originally filed in 2005. It has since been moved from state to federal court. Victoria’s Secret claims no wrongdoing in the alleged injury. They say Lang’s injuries were caused by her own negligence.

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link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,346408,00.html)

Just to prove I have no bias against men in my mutilation stories.  :-)
Wardrobe malfunction???  I beileve her case lacks support.   :-)
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: bijou on April 04, 2008, 05:16:09 PM

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A Greenville, S.C., woman who filed a lawsuit against Victoria’s Secret saying that a defective bra seriously cut one of her breasts has submitted a new version of the suit correcting an error in the depth of the wound, Greenville Online reported.

In the original lawsuit, Jessica Lang claimed a bra she bought at the mall “malfunctioned” and caused a cut in her chest and breast "nearly six inches wide and six inches deep." The new claim, filed Thursday, drastically changes that allegation to "3 inches long by 1/4 inch deep, resulting in scarring," Greenville Online reported.

Lang’s attorney, Nathan Hughey, says the mistake was a result of a clerical error in a legal document when the lawsuit was originally filed in 2005. It has since been moved from state to federal court. Victoria’s Secret claims no wrongdoing in the alleged injury. They say Lang’s injuries were caused by her own negligence.

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link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,346408,00.html)

Just to prove I have no bias against men in my mutilation stories.  :-)
Wardrobe malfunction???  I beileve her case lacks support.   :-)
I'm sure her lawyer can pad out the evidence for her.
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 05:18:02 PM

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A Greenville, S.C., woman who filed a lawsuit against Victoria’s Secret saying that a defective bra seriously cut one of her breasts has submitted a new version of the suit correcting an error in the depth of the wound, Greenville Online reported.

In the original lawsuit, Jessica Lang claimed a bra she bought at the mall “malfunctioned” and caused a cut in her chest and breast "nearly six inches wide and six inches deep." The new claim, filed Thursday, drastically changes that allegation to "3 inches long by 1/4 inch deep, resulting in scarring," Greenville Online reported.

Lang’s attorney, Nathan Hughey, says the mistake was a result of a clerical error in a legal document when the lawsuit was originally filed in 2005. It has since been moved from state to federal court. Victoria’s Secret claims no wrongdoing in the alleged injury. They say Lang’s injuries were caused by her own negligence.

...
link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,346408,00.html)

Just to prove I have no bias against men in my mutilation stories.  :-)
Wardrobe malfunction???  I beileve her case lacks support.   :-)
I'm sure her lawyer can pad out the evidence for her.
Is she strapped for cash?
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: bijou on April 04, 2008, 05:20:53 PM

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A Greenville, S.C., woman who filed a lawsuit against Victoria’s Secret saying that a defective bra seriously cut one of her breasts has submitted a new version of the suit correcting an error in the depth of the wound, Greenville Online reported.

In the original lawsuit, Jessica Lang claimed a bra she bought at the mall “malfunctioned” and caused a cut in her chest and breast "nearly six inches wide and six inches deep." The new claim, filed Thursday, drastically changes that allegation to "3 inches long by 1/4 inch deep, resulting in scarring," Greenville Online reported.

Lang’s attorney, Nathan Hughey, says the mistake was a result of a clerical error in a legal document when the lawsuit was originally filed in 2005. It has since been moved from state to federal court. Victoria’s Secret claims no wrongdoing in the alleged injury. They say Lang’s injuries were caused by her own negligence.

...
link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,346408,00.html)

Just to prove I have no bias against men in my mutilation stories.  :-)
Wardrobe malfunction???  I beileve her case lacks support.   :-)
I'm sure her lawyer can pad out the evidence for her.
Is she strapped for cash?

Yes, but she's hoping to hook in some more with this lawsuit.
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 06:00:45 PM

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A Greenville, S.C., woman who filed a lawsuit against Victoria’s Secret saying that a defective bra seriously cut one of her breasts has submitted a new version of the suit correcting an error in the depth of the wound, Greenville Online reported.

In the original lawsuit, Jessica Lang claimed a bra she bought at the mall “malfunctioned” and caused a cut in her chest and breast "nearly six inches wide and six inches deep." The new claim, filed Thursday, drastically changes that allegation to "3 inches long by 1/4 inch deep, resulting in scarring," Greenville Online reported.

Lang’s attorney, Nathan Hughey, says the mistake was a result of a clerical error in a legal document when the lawsuit was originally filed in 2005. It has since been moved from state to federal court. Victoria’s Secret claims no wrongdoing in the alleged injury. They say Lang’s injuries were caused by her own negligence.

...
link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,346408,00.html)

Just to prove I have no bias against men in my mutilation stories.  :-)

we believe you, bijou :wink:

Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 06:01:54 PM

what have you got to be doing to cause a six inch wide gash . . . . with a bra? :???:

Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: bijou on April 04, 2008, 06:04:05 PM

what have you got to be doing to cause a six inch wide gash . . . . with a bra? :???:


Underwiring gone awry probably. 
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 06:11:34 PM

what have you got to be doing to cause a six inch wide gash . . . . with a bra? :???:


Underwiring gone awry probably. 

I wasn't speaking about the specific means of injury, but, c'mon, a gash that big?  something unusual
had to be happening in the first place.  that was my point. :-)
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: bijou on April 04, 2008, 06:14:09 PM

what have you got to be doing to cause a six inch wide gash . . . . with a bra? :???:


Underwiring gone awry probably. 

I wasn't speaking about the specific means of injury, but, c'mon, a gash that big?  something unusual
had to be happening in the first place.  that was my point. :-)
In the end it was only three inches. (I will resist the obvious there.) I am skeptical though, I can't imagine a bra causing even that much damage.
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 06:21:05 PM

what have you got to be doing to cause a six inch wide gash . . . . with a bra? :???:


Underwiring gone awry probably. 

I wasn't speaking about the specific means of injury, but, c'mon, a gash that big?  something unusual
had to be happening in the first place.  that was my point. :-)
In the end it was only three inches. (I will resist the obvious there.) I am skeptical though, I can't imagine a bra causing even that much damage.

:rofl: at the three inches appearing to be six inches thing.

that is exactly my point, though . . . they must have been having zoo sex, or something. :hyper: :-) :rotf:
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 04, 2008, 07:57:15 PM
Wardrobe malfunction.  :rotf:
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 08:02:33 PM
Wardrobe malfunction.  :rotf:

the original "wardrobe malfunction" didn't result in actionable injuries. :-)
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Crazy Horse on April 04, 2008, 08:14:52 PM

what have you got to be doing to cause a six inch wide gash . . . . with a bra? :???:


Underwiring gone awry probably. 

I wasn't speaking about the specific means of injury, but, c'mon, a gash that big?  something unusual
had to be happening in the first place.  that was my point. :-)
In the end it was only three inches. (I will resist the obvious there.) I am skeptical though, I can't imagine a bra causing even that much damage.

So the first measurment was in man inches, while the second one was in real inches
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: DixieBelle on April 04, 2008, 09:21:54 PM
Well they do make crappy bras. They are cheap, flimsy pieces of crap and way overpriced.

There, that's a woman weighing in. :-)

They say some bras lift and separate, some of us need ones that divide and conquer. VS bras don't do that . :-)
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Crazy Horse on April 04, 2008, 09:35:27 PM
Well they do make crappy bras. They are cheap, flimsy pieces of crap and way overpriced.

There, that's a woman weighing in. :-)

They say some bras lift and separate, some of us need ones that divide and conquer. VS bras don't do that . :-)
:hyper:
Title: Re: South Carolina Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Alleged Bra Injury
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 10:16:25 PM
Well they do make crappy bras. They are cheap, flimsy pieces of crap and way overpriced.

There, that's a woman weighing in. :-)

They say some bras lift and separate, some of us need ones that divide and conquer. VS bras don't do that . :-)

I have never met a man that questioned victorias secret.