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Title: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: Tucker on January 06, 2011, 07:29:22 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x4684871

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alp227 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jan-06-11 01:31 AM
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Cross-sex strip searches ruled unconstitutional (case from Joe Arpaio policy)
   
Source: San Francisco Chronicle

(01-05) 18:05 PST SAN FRANCISCO -- A female jail guard's strip search of a male inmate was a "humiliating event" that violated his rights, a divided federal appeals court in San Francisco ruled Wednesday.

Such searches of a prisoner by a guard of the opposite sex are unconstitutional except in an emergency, the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said in a 6-5 decision.

The ruling, in a case from Arizona, sets standards for nine Western states, including California. Dissenting judges said the court was improperly second-guessing jail officials.

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The inmate, Charles Byrd, was in Maricopa County's minimum-security jail awaiting trial in October 2004 when officials ordered searches of everyone in his unit after a series of fights.

Byrd was ordered to strip down to his shorts - colored pink, as required for all inmates by Joe Arpaio, the county's hard-line sheriff - and was searched by a female cadet from a training academy. She said she had taken no more than 20 seconds, while Byrd estimated the time at a minute. No contraband was found.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/0...

And just how humiliating would it be to bend over and crack a smile with some raging faggot behind you?

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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jan-06-11 02:14 AM
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3. Not allowing strip searches
   
Or not allowing prisons to be for profit, take your choice.

Then you can smuggle drug in a butt plug. As to the prison for profit, all institutions should make money as opposed to sucking the blood of the taxpayer.

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NuclearDem Donating Member (828 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jan-06-11 04:49 AM
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6. Fitting Sheriff Joke with a pair of pink boxers
   
And forcing him to be strip searched in front of all the people he put away?

Yes, please.

I've noticed something. The people I admire are at the top of the DUmmy's hate list. Funny, ain't it.

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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jan-06-11 07:02 AM
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11. It's a nice thought
   
But when Arpaio goes down it's likely to be on federal charges, so he wouldn't end up in the Maricopa County jails. No pink undies, living in a tent up to 130 degrees in Summer, peddling a stationary bike to watch TV, working on a chain gang to get out of solitary, or having to eat the cheap slop he serves for meals may not be poetic justice. But in his case, I'd settle for just plain justice.


In your dreams.

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hughee99 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jan-06-11 02:15 AM
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4. Given the choice in a cavity search, I think I'd prefer the person
   
with the smallest fingers.

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notesdev (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jan-06-11 07:36 AM
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13. Where in the Constitution...?   Updated at 6:42 AM
   
I found this reasoning in the article:

""The right to be free from strip searches and degrading body inspections is ... basic to the concept of privacy," Judge Johnnie Rawlinson said in the majority opinion, quoting an earlier ruling."

Who has the right to privacy in a prison? Isn't that a bit of a contradiction?

Not one mention of fags. I can't believe that no one has thought of this.
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: Rebel on January 06, 2011, 07:48:58 AM
I've noticed something. The people I admire are at the top of the DUmmy's hate list. Funny, ain't it.

And the people you loathe, Marx, Che, Chavez, etc., are some of the DUmp's heroes? It's like you're in my head or something.   :-)
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: Randy on January 06, 2011, 07:56:11 AM
It's the Ninth Circus Court. No one with half a brain gives a shit about their opinion on anything. There should be a law that any ruling they make is automatically overturned and the opposite holds.
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: true_blood on January 06, 2011, 12:31:04 PM
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts)   Thu Jan-06-11 07:02 AM
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11. It's a nice thought But when Arpaio goes down it's likely to be on federal charges, so he wouldn't end up in the Maricopa County jails. No pink undies, living in a tent up to 130 degrees in Summer, peddling a stationary bike to watch TV, working on a chain gang to get out of solitary, or having to eat the cheap slop he serves for meals may not be poetic justice. But in his case, I'd settle for just plain justice.
You got it all wrong DUmmies, as usual. It seems to me, you're supporting the criminals and the immigrants and not Joe Arpaio. Sheriff Joe is doing a GREAT service to his Country and his citizens by locking up criminals and stopping the illegals. Go Joe Go! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 06, 2011, 01:27:00 PM
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jan-06-11 07:02 AM
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11. It's a nice thought
   
But when Arpaio goes down it's likely to be on federal charges, so he wouldn't end up in the Maricopa County jails. No pink undies, living in a tent up to 130 degrees in Summer, peddling a stationary bike to watch TV, working on a chain gang to get out of solitary, or having to eat the cheap slop he serves for meals may not be poetic justice. But in his case, I'd settle for just plain justice.

Hmmmmm, me thinks this DUmmie has first hand experience with Sheriff Joe's hospitality!

Ya do know DUmmie, that these people are criminals, right? Maybe we should send hookers in to change their didies, too! Do you really think any of these pricks are ever goin' to pay us back for their incarceration????

Must always be summertime in Uranus, huh?

Lord give me strength!
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 06, 2011, 02:23:24 PM
Hmmmmm, me thinks this DUmmie has first hand experience with Sheriff Joe's hospitality!

Exactly what I was thinking.  H5.
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 06, 2011, 05:31:54 PM
I live in a small town so when something happens everyone knows about it without it ever being in the paper.

The police arrested a black street walker (hooker, whore). Lady cop took her back to strip search her. Lady cop came out screaming. Seems the small town cops had just had their first encounter with an "it". Lady cop said, "That thing has more between "its" legs than any of you." "It" was half way thru the sex change business. 
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: true_blood on January 06, 2011, 06:38:05 PM
I live in a small town so when something happens everyone knows about it without it ever being in the paper.
The police arrested a black street walker (hooker, whore). Lady cop took her back to strip search her. Lady cop came out screaming. Seems the small town cops had just had their first encounter with an "it". Lady cop said, "That thing has more between "its" legs than any of you." "It" was half way thru the sex change business. 
The DUmmies would want "it" to sue. They would back up the "it" till no ends.
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 06, 2011, 06:40:06 PM
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peddling a stationary bike to watch TV,

I actually really want one something like this  :-)
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: Tucker on January 06, 2011, 06:48:45 PM
I live in a small town so when something happens everyone knows about it without it ever being in the paper.

The police arrested a black street walker (hooker, whore). Lady cop took her back to strip search her. Lady cop came out screaming. Seems the small town cops had just had their first encounter with an "it". Lady cop said, "That thing has more between "its" legs than any of you." "It" was half way thru the sex change business. 

It never would have made it to trial.
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 06, 2011, 07:08:39 PM
It never would have made it to trial.

Just imagine the cluster**** if they encountered the UnderGround*****Cat?
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 06, 2011, 07:09:53 PM
I live in a small town so when something happens everyone knows about it without it ever being in the paper.

The police arrested a black street walker (hooker, whore). Lady cop took her back to strip search her. Lady cop came out screaming. Seems the small town cops had just had their first encounter with an "it". Lady cop said, "That thing has more between "its" legs than any of you." "It" was half way thru the sex change business.  

Just imagine the cluster**** if they encountered the UnderGround*****Cat!

Ya spose they woulda called "Animal Control"?
Title: Re: No Cross-sex strip searche is a fags a wet dream come true
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 08, 2011, 07:07:56 AM
Just imagine the cluster**** if they encountered the UnderGround*****Cat!

Ya spose they woulda called "Animal Control"?

Back then the dog catcher would have probably U-4-nized her.