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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Revolution on January 05, 2011, 01:16:26 PM
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johnfunk (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-05-11 01:10 PM
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Drunky McOrangeglo becomes Weeper of the House, talks about "peoiple" but means "megabusinesses"
Disgusting. The same boilerplate GOP crap.
On the other hand, I have a hunch we're going to see a major meltdown, and my bookie pal Stiggs is posting a 2 to 3 chance that McOrangeglo will be out as Weeper by the end of this session of Congress.Thoughts?Hello all...
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Really, I've never heard of bookies dealing with these types of matters, so I'm thinking you're a liar, johnny. One of the bigger lies in '11 from the DUmp thus far.
I have a feeling the coals are just heating up in this one.
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They really need to find a sense of humor.
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I'd take that bet.
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I thought DUmmies and libs liked it when men cry? Yet Speaker Boehner can't?
That was cool to type....Speaker Boehner. :hyper:
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Speaker Boehner Speaker Boehner Speaker Boehner Speaker Boehner Speaker Boehner
Ya know he's letting people smoke on the golf course again? Death to the freaking Nanny State!
Didn't the witch also institute all kinds of femmy wimpy changes to the cafeteria too?
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johnfunk (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-05-11 01:10 PM
Original message
Drunky McOrangeglo becomes Weeper of the House, talks about "peoiple" but means "megabusinesses"
Disgusting. The same boilerplate GOP crap.
On the other hand, I have a hunch we're going to see a major meltdown, and my bookie pal Stiggs is posting a 2 to 3 chance that McOrangeglo will be out as Weeper by the end of this session of Congress.Thoughts?
Well, what do you think "Stiggs's" odds are that the miserable, spoiled, ball-breaking kids you now earn $8.50 an hour to feed and clothe aren't really yours, you lying sack of shit?
After all, that little trollop you married is positively famous for giving the most magnificent parking lot blowjpbs, and I, for one, was more than happy to break out my American Express Democrat-Hating Capitalist Card once I learned she'd "give a little extra" to those of us in need of a little sexual healing whilst on the road.
Of course, in all honesty, it could just as easily have been my driver, Juan, as well. The studio pays him very well, you know.
PS - I'm a little dismayed that this particular primitive shitstain had the audacity to plagiraize Top Gears' most famous tame racing driver in an attempt to spin this bouncy. However, I'm relieved by the reality that his tramp, skank bitch of a wife truly does provide the most sublime of oral favors.
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"my bookie pal Stiggs" The Stig is a bookie???? Dang, I KNEW those Top Gear lap times were fixed!! :lmao:
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Well, what do you think "Stiggs's" odds are that the miserable, spoiled, ball-breaking kids you now earn $8.50 an hour to feed and clothe aren't really yours, you lying sack of shit?
After all, that little trollop you married is positively famous for giving the most magnificent parking lot blowjpbs, and I, for one, was more than happy to break out my American Express Democrat-Hating Capitalist Card once I learned she'd "give a little extra" to those of us in need of a little sexual healing whilst on the road.
Of course, in all honesty, it could just as easily have been my driver, Juan, as well. The studio pays him very well, you know.
PS - I'm a little dismayed that this particular primitive shitstain had the audacity to plagiraize Top Gears' most famous tame racing driver in an attempt to spin this bouncy. However, I'm relieved by the reality that his tramp, skank bitch of a wife truly does provide the most sublime of oral favors.
WOW, what is this all about.???----Is there a training school in Hollywood to teach woman how to give a fantastic BJ.? I must have missed that in sex education in school, out sick that day. With the liberals in charge of the public schools today, never worry, both boys and girls will be well trained in the 3 rd. grade.
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WOW, what is this all about.???----Is there a training school in Hollywood to teach woman how to give a fantastic BJ.? I must have missed that in sex education in school, out sick that day. With the liberals in charge of the public schools today, never worry, both boys and girls will be well trained in the 3 rd. grade.
You obviously have never heard of the "Handjob Institute of Arcadia!"
That's the same school all the "college girls" who called into "Loveline" went to, back in the day. :rotf:
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You obviously have never heard of the "Handjob Institute of Arcadia!"
That's the same school all the "college girls" who called into "Loveline" went to, back in the day. :rotf:
Time to get a course for men that teaches them the ethics and tricks of going "Down Town"
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I'd take that bet.
You betcha!!!!
I got a grand that says nothin' close to that happenin'! Wonder of "FunkFingerJohn" will man up????
"Come on down", JohnnyBoy, ( in my best "Price is Right" voice! )! Put your money where your mouth is! Wash it off first though, as havin' your head up your ass so often tends to make your currency a little rank! The bank may not take it!
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Time to get a course for men that teaches them the ethics and tricks of going "Down Town"
I musta been blessed! I was never taught the proper technique!
"Toots" is a little hard to hold onto when "the moment" arrives though, and every once in a while I end up with a fat lip, so maybe I'm doin' sumpin' wrong!
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Hey DUmmies. Repeat after me,...Speaker Boehner. :tongue:
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^ And if that's hard for 'em to choke down, imagine how hard it's going to be to choke down in a year or two from now after the Election, true blood.
Bliss won't be a great enough word for it.
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Time to get a course for men that teaches them the ethics and tricks of going "Down Town"
WHAT THE ****, VESTA.
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WHAT THE ****, VESTA.
:rotf: :rotf: hi5
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^ And if that's hard for 'em to choke down, imagine how hard it's going to be to choke down in a year or two from now after the Election, true blood.
Bliss won't be a great enough word for it.
Amen brother. :cheersmate:
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WHAT THE ****, VESTA.
Now that there's funny!
:rotf: :rotf: hi5
Hehehehehehehe!!!!
I thought I covered that topic quite nicely! Never had any complaints anyway! Least wise not from "Toots"! After all, she's the only one with an opinion!
^5 to ya both!
Humor is a good thing!