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Title: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 05, 2011, 01:07:03 PM
This is a funny thread, wherein the DUmbasses debate the meaning of the word "coon".  It reminded me of the firestorm a few years ago when the mayor of Washington, D.C., a post reserved for mental giants, fired someone on his staff for properly using the term "niggardly" in a discussion. It is hard to imagine how long the list of banned words might be when the democrat DUmbasses are finished sterilizing the language.
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SoCalDem  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-05-11 10:36 AM
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SC 'Coon Hunter' License Plate Not Offensive, Says Raccoon Hunter
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01/sc_co...

To some, the word "coon" is most recognizable as a racial slur. Yet as South Carolina considers issuing specialty plates with "Coon Hunters" written on them, the president of a raccoon hunting organization there says the term is hardly offensive.

"Coon is a word that's in the dictionary," David McKee, president of the South Carolina Coon Hunters Association told TPM. "There are national publications about coon hunting."

True, the dictionary does define coon primarily as an abbreviation for nature's mischievous bandits. Yet the online version of Merriam-Webster notes the common derogatory connotation as well. The site defines coon like this:

1: raccoon 2: usually offensive : black

And this article
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01/sc_re...

SC Reps Propose 'Coon Hunters' And 'Don't Tread On Me' License Plates
Jon Terbush | January 4, 2011, 8:39AM

Forget bumper stickers. South Carolina drivers may soon have a new way to make a political statement while tooling around town in their cars. As Corey Hutchins reported in the Columbia Free-Times, several lawmakers in the South Carolina State House recently introduced bills that would allow the DMV to issue over a dozen new specialty plates, including one with the Gadsden Flag slogan turned Tea Party rallying cry, "Don't Tread On Me." Among the other proposed plates are ones bearing the words "Coon Hunters" and "Second Amendment" for firearm fans, or, if fishing is more your thing, one with an image of a largemouth bass.

While the "Coon Hunters" plate may raise some eyebrows for its apparent use of a racial slur, it's apparently meant to celebrate raccoon hunting. Revenue from sales of the plate would go toward the South Carolina State Coon Hunters Association Youth Fund.

That group's website states:
The SC State CHA was established in 1982 to promote the sport of coonhunting in our state...We work constantly with members of our General Assembly to insure that our hunting privileges are not infringed upon. <sure it is ..>

None of the state reps sponsoring these proposals responded to TPM's request for comment. Neither did the raccoon hunting organization.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x119130

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marmar  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-05-11 10:39 AM
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2. Good f**king Grief..... 
How long before they declare an official Grand Wizard Day holiday?

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DCKit (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-05-11 10:41 AM
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6. Oh, those crafty racists! nt
   

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Botany  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 10:42 AM
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7. South Carolina is a beautiful state and has some really nice people but ....
Good God in Butter it is loaded w/ dumb asses and mouth breathers.

DUmmy Obamanaut risks the granite pizza:
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Obamanaut  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 10:46 AM
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10. Will we now, in order to be PC, change all the stories about Dan'l Boone,
Davey Crockett, and their "coonskin caps"?
I predict that in the future all words will be printed with a first letter, a last letter, and a bunch of asterisks in between.
G**d g***f.

DUmmy Obamanaut, for probably the first time in his pitiful life, has hit the nail on the head. I think of these PC morons everytime I see a sign beside the road with the absurd term "Flagger Ahead".

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JBoy  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 10:48 AM
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12. Good luck parking that car anywhere.
   


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crim son  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-05-11 10:53 AM
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13. Wow.
It would never have occurred to me that "coon hunter" could be construed as a racial slur but I'm from the far north. If in South Carolina, racial slur is the first thing that comes to mind then how can the CHA possibly excuse themselves? No doubt they're balking at the enforced political correctness which does get old at times but serves a very real purpose.
DUmmy crim son does not speak English.

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Dogtown  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 11:01 AM
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15. Unmistakable and unforgivable.


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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts)       Wed Jan-05-11 11:17 AM
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19. Only if they add CRAKR H8R 
(Cracker Hater)

Crackers can really kill a person's diet.

Is that a niggardly response?

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slackmaster  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-05-11 11:31 AM
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25. Jeez, I just used that word this morning when addressing my cats
"Have those 'coons been tearing up our yard again? Do your job and stop them!"

IMO the apostrophe is the key. With that, there is no ambiguity about what the word is referring to.

DUmmies love their apostrophes. The insert one into every plural noun.

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LibertyLover (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 11:39 AM
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27. Growing up in northern New Jersey
we called raccoons "raccoons". The word "coon" was always understood to be a derogatory name for African-Americans, except if it preceded '-skin cap' or 'hound' and so I never used it. My mother, who was rarely bothered by anything, didn't like using the word "coon" at all and would actually say 'raccoon-skin cap'. Good friends of mine have a purebred Coonhound, and I confess that I had a bit of a hard time using the word when telling my little girl that Ms Debby and Ms Suzanne's dog, Beaudreaux, was a Coonhound when she asked what he was. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2011, 01:14:06 PM
Is it me? Or are the DUmpmonkies showing how racist they truly are? They see a tag that says "Coon Hunter" and they automatically jump to black people?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Ballygrl on January 05, 2011, 01:17:55 PM
People in Lousiana refer to themselves as "coonasses".
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2011, 01:20:56 PM
People in Lousiana refer to themselves as "coonasses".

Nah, that's normally what other people refer to'em as. Like Mississippians such as myself.  :stirpot:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Wineslob on January 05, 2011, 01:41:39 PM
Is it me? Or are the DUmpmonkies showing how racist they truly are? They see a tag that says "Coon Hunter" and they automatically jump to black people?

Nail meet hammer.

My first thoughts at the sight of the title was, "Humm, I guess they are outraged about the barbaric practice of coon hunting." (not that I find it barbaric)

Oops, clumsy me, they see racism.    :thatsright:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Odin's Hand on January 05, 2011, 01:49:22 PM
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LibertyLover (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 11:39 AM
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27. Growing up in northern New Jersey
we called raccoons "raccoons". The word "coon" was always understood to be a derogatory name for African-Americans, except if it preceded '-skin cap' or 'hound' and so I never used it. My mother, who was rarely bothered by anything, didn't like using the word "coon" at all and would actually say 'raccoon-skin cap'. Good friends of mine have a purebred Coonhound, and I confess that I had a bit of a hard time using the word when telling my little girl that Ms Debby and Ms Suzanne's dog, Beaudreaux, was a Coonhound when she asked what he was.  

Thank you for your yankee insight on the Southern dialect and diction... ::)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: vesta111 on January 05, 2011, 01:49:52 PM
People in Lousiana refer to themselves as "coonasses".

Can't be helped sometimes.   I ran next door to deliver something and my neighbor had 5-6 woman in the kitchen playing cards. I was invited to join and asked what the game was, they said SPADES  .I looked at the black woman and had to get the hell out of there as I had heard that term used before.  What a strange life when words not heard in years come back to stun you.

Mother tells me that she was embarrassed when I was 3 years old and in a restaurant looked out the window of a restaurant that had black servers and yelled Mommy, look at all the Crows on the lawn.

Do I get upset when called a Honkey, Cracker, Damn Yankee,   Hell no, I did as a kid hate it when the French Canadians were called Frogs but I freaking grew up and laugh at that. Frenchie has made me laugh for years-----anyone remember the Polish jokes about how to tell the groom at a polish wedding--he was the one wearing the bowling shirt.

We need to wear with pride the nicknames given to us, not get so uppity about a word that may mean something else to others.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2011, 01:58:29 PM
Can't be helped sometimes.   I ran next door to deliver something and my neighbor had 5-6 woman in the kitchen playing cards. I was invited to join and asked what the game was, they said SPADES  .I looked at the black woman and had to get the hell out of there as I had heard that term used before.  What a strange life when words not heard in years come back to stun you.

Mother tells me that she was embarrassed when I was 3 years old and in a restaurant looked out the window of a restaurant that had black servers and yelled Mommy, look at all the Crows on the lawn.

Do I get upset when called a Honkey, Cracker, Damn Yankee,   Hell no, I did as a kid hate it when the French Canadians were called Frogs but I freaking grew up and laugh at that. Frenchie has made me laugh for years-----anyone remember the Polish jokes about how to tell the groom at a polish wedding--he was the one wearing the bowling shirt.

We need to wear with pride the nicknames given to us, not get so uppity about a word that may mean something else to others.

...and you jump right to black people too.

Shocking.

Coon =  Short for Racoon
Coonass = Derogatory term used for ALL Louisianans. Similar to hillbilly for Tennesseans and Kentuckians, Stumpjumpers for Mississippians, Illiterates for Texans, etc. :bolt:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 02:03:37 PM
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LibertyLover (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 11:39 AM
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27. Growing up in northern New Jersey
we called raccoons "raccoons". The word "coon" was always understood to be a derogatory name for African-Americans, except if it preceded '-skin cap' or 'hound' and so I never used it. My mother, who was rarely bothered by anything, didn't like using the word "coon" at all and would actually say 'raccoon-skin cap'. Good friends of mine have a purebred Coonhound, and I confess that I had a bit of a hard time using the word when telling my little girl that Ms Debby and Ms Suzanne's dog, Beaudreaux, was a Coonhound when she asked what he was.

Thank you for your yankee insight on the Southern dialect and diction... ::)

Heh, beet me to it! I was goin' to say........ just like a damn yankee to **** up the vernacular of the south!

We don't call 'em DUmbass for nuttin'!

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 02:10:42 PM
Can't be helped sometimes.   I ran next door to deliver something and my neighbor had 5-6 woman in the kitchen playing cards. I was invited to join and asked what the game was, they said SPADES  .I looked at the black woman and had to get the hell out of there as I had heard that term used before.  What a strange life when words not heard in years come back to stun you.


This is a bouncy, right?

If not, good grief, the Black woman thought you were a complete idiot! Spades is a card game! Get over it!

OMG! What would you have done if they were playin' Hearts? Sat down and met the Black woman? Heaven forbid!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 05, 2011, 02:18:28 PM
Is it me? Or are the DUmpmonkies showing how racist they truly are? They see a tag that says "Coon Hunter" and they automatically jump to black people?
To be fair: every time I here the expression "stupid, in-bred, thieving, half-educated, totally-stoned, retarded, lay-about welfare junkie" I think, "democrat."
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: catsmtrods on January 05, 2011, 02:25:53 PM
(http://www.breederretriever.com/photopost/data/690/black_tan_coonhound.jpg)

 :racist:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: ConservativeMobster on January 05, 2011, 02:29:55 PM
Nah, that's normally what other people refer to'em as. Like Mississippians such as myself.  :stirpot:

Whereabouts in MS?  And please tell me you know what a stumpjumper is, cuz I sure don't and I was born and raised on the coast.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2011, 02:33:13 PM
Whereabouts in MS?  And please tell me you know what a stumpjumper is, cuz I sure don't and I was born and raised on the coast.

Born in Brandon, lived in Jackson, Clinton, Byram, Walls (near Memphis for about 3 years), then back to Byram until I enlisted.

First time I heard "Stumpjumper" was from my Coonass army Friend from outside of Monroe. Guess they think we jump stumps or something.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 05, 2011, 02:34:31 PM
Even worse, a lot of those Coon Hunters play Spades!!!111!!!

 :ohnoes: :racist: :ohnoes:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: vesta111 on January 05, 2011, 02:35:54 PM
...and you jump right to black people too.

Shocking.

Coon =  Short for Racoon
Coonass = Derogatory term used for ALL Louisianans. Similar to hillbilly for Tennesseans and Kentuckians, Stumpjumpers for Mississippians, Illiterates for Texans, etc. :bolt:

Why not, most of us small town Yankees had never seen a Black unless we went out of state.

Same as most people in Italy seldom crossed paths with a Irishman.  How many Russians at that time ran into a person from Jamaica, Germans seldom met anyone from Kenya.

Way back then meeting someone from another country was like meeting someone from Mars.  We have our preconceptions on these strangers from word of mouth or government propergander.

Rebel I am speaking of 50 years ago, not today, in my time not yours.

Allo, I knew every woman in the place and had never thought of them as being black until that signal from somewhere in my past hit ME

 [ quote ]  OMG! What would you have done if they were playin' Hearts? Sat down and met the Black woman? Heaven forbid!

One must be careful what is said around children, those ears pick up stuff and bury it for a long time until later that at some time something triggers the memory.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2011, 02:39:40 PM
Why not, most of us small town Yankees had never seen a Black unless we went out of state.

First, where are you from, Minot, ND? Secondly, if you'd never seen a black person, why would "Spades" automatically invoke racial connotations?

Dominoes and Spades. That's all we troops, of all colors, played in the field. ...that is, on the field problems where we couldn't bring our Segas and Nintendos.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Karin on January 05, 2011, 02:50:52 PM
What about Maine Coon Cats?  Am I supposed to say, "and this here is Cookie, my Maine Raccoon Cat."  Goofy. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2011, 02:55:40 PM
What about Maine Coon Cats?  Am I supposed to say, "and this here is Cookie, my Maine Raccoon Cat."  Goofy. 

Yes. The powers that PC demand it.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 03:17:44 PM
Born in Brandon, lived in Jackson, Clinton, Byram, Walls (near Memphis for about 3 years), then back to Byram until I enlisted.

First time I heard "Stumpjumper" was from my Coonass army Friend from outside of Monroe. Guess they think we jump stumps or something.

I thought it had to do with huntin' wild boar. You either "jump a stump" or climb a tree if you miss that bastard with the first shot! I've hunted Boar in Arkansas, and know this to be pretty damn close to the truth! Them mofos are ****in' mean!!!!!

But, I'm just from Kansass! What do I know? We couldn't even figure out what side we were on in the "Great War" between the States!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 05, 2011, 03:52:47 PM
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Obamanaut  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-05-11 10:46 AM
I predict that in the future all words will be printed with a first letter, a last letter, and a bunch of asterisks in between.
G**d g***f.
I should have mentioned that the only word truly deserving of that treatment is v****e. Either say "vegetable", talk about meat, or shut up. V****e is a truly contemptible, nauseatingly cutesy-sweetsie word.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Randy on January 05, 2011, 04:16:04 PM
First, where are you from, Minot, ND? Secondly, if you'd never seen a black person, why would "Spades" automatically invoke racial connotations?

I had relatives that lived in Tracy Minn. (Think Little House on the Prairie area) and they had a *GASP* Black family move into town. Their house became a local tourist attraction. People would honestly to God go out of their way to drive by hoping to see them. Then if there was a sighting the phones burnt up. We Floridians LOAO at them.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: thundley4 on January 05, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
Anyone else remember this from long ago?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AX9QoFhEhI[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: delilahmused on January 05, 2011, 04:59:36 PM
Maybe one of these days they'll run out of new and improved pc words and just shut the hell up.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 05, 2011, 05:05:27 PM
Just a few years ago, people laughed out loud at ridiculous words like "spokesperson" and "chairperson". But "niggardly" is still a perfectly good word among people with IQs of at least the high double digits.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 05:19:20 PM
Just a few years ago, people laughed out loud at ridiculous words like "spokesperson" and "chairperson". But "niggardly" is still a perfectly good word among people with IQs of at least the high double digits.

Well, that culls about 90% of the DUmp!

Problem solved!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 05:40:36 PM
This is one the DUmmies need to hear!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWVB1ghsoBs[/youtube]

Can ya just imagine the armpit wavin' cluster**** this would cause?

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 05:47:59 PM
Hehehe
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3H8B_aW3ZQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: true_blood on January 05, 2011, 07:38:28 PM
To be fair: every time I here the expression "stupid, in-bred, thieving, half-educated, totally-stoned, retarded, lay-about welfare junkie" I think, "democrat."
That's funny SGT. I think the same, either a democrat or liberal as well. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2011, 09:40:38 PM
Hell yeah! Jerry Clower! My fellow Mississippian.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 09:53:19 PM
Hell yeah! Jerry Clower! My fellow Mississippian.

So, did ya read my definition of StumpJumper, or are ya just ignorin' me?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on January 05, 2011, 09:59:43 PM
Hell yeah! Jerry Clower! My fellow Mississippian.

This Coonass loves Jerry's humor... especially stories about Dammit Ray....
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: thundley4 on January 05, 2011, 10:08:42 PM
I hadn't listened to Jerry Clower in a coon's age until today.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 10:11:33 PM
I had relatives that lived in Tracy Minn. (Think Little House on the Prairie area) and they had a *GASP* Black family move into town. Their house became a local tourist attraction. People would honestly to God go out of their way to drive by hoping to see them. Then if there was a sighting the phones burnt up. We Floridians LOAO at them.

When I was writin' Bonds up here in the great northwest, I had about a half dozen clients that were, shall we say non-white. We were the only ones that they'd call. They thought since my last name was the opposite, I must be.............!

Amazing how many Blacks have the same last name as mine!

It was hilarious! N. Idaho is not known to be exactly cooperative with race. Even though we kicked those assholes out years ago, we still have a reputation that lingers.

My favorite is a guy named Calvin. His wife was Caucasian, heaven forbid, and she had a real bad habit of writin' checks Calvin couldn't cash!

I finally convinced him to leave her ass in jail for a while and teach her a damn lesson!

Now we're just good friends. Haven't had to bail her out in over a year! He always brings me a bottle of Red Label when he comes over to use my shootin' range! One of the nicest guys I have ever met, and has a gun collection rivaling mine! I told him, "that's what ya get for marryin' a white woman"! At first he kinda took offense. Then he thought about it for a minute, and then damned near knocked me down laughin', poundin' me on the back! Did I mention Calvin is about 6'4" and 280?

I know if I get into a scrape that I need help with, Calvin will be there any time I ask, and I will be there for him! I consider him one of my closest friends!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 10:15:48 PM
I hadn't listened to Jerry Clower in a coon's age until today.

Know watcha mean bro!

I haven't stopped since the first link to YouTube! There's tons of his stuff on there! I read Patrick McManus, too! Between him and Jerry, they pretty much let me relive my younger days!

I think I was about 14 when I first went Boar huntin'! Scared the livin' hell right outa me! Dad rthought it was downright hilarious! The prick!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: thundley4 on January 05, 2011, 10:20:49 PM
Know watcha mean bro!

I haven't stopped since the first link to YouTube! There's tons of his stuff on there! I read Patrick McManus, too! Between him and Jerry, they pretty much let me relive my younger days!

I think I was about 14 when I first went Boar huntin'! Scared the livin' hell right outa me! Dad rthought it was downright hilarious! The prick!

Was McManus the guy that used to write about the "north woods" for Field & Stream, or am I thinking about someone else?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2011, 10:40:49 PM
So, did ya read my definition of StumpJumper, or are ya just ignorin' me?

I did, and I ain't hunting boar unless I'm in an elevated position and with a BIGASS caliber weapon. You're DEAD right. It takes a f'n tank to bring one down and they are mean as shit.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2011, 10:41:43 PM
This Coonass loves Jerry's humor... especially stories about Dammit Ray....

**** L$Who! Hotty Toddy!

...just introducing myself.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 11:12:40 PM
Was McManus the guy that used to write about the "north woods" for Field & Stream, or am I thinking about someone else?

That's the guy! One of my favorites is "They Shoot Canoes Don't They?"

Ya gots to look this guy up! The wife thinks I have lost my mind when I read him! I just can't stop laughin'!

"The Grasshopper Trap" is another good one! He has around a dozen or so books that are all compilations of short stories. He was born here in my back yard back in the 50's! We're close to the same age, so we went thru much the same tech wise! I have lived many of his stories!

Be careful! Once ya start readin' him, he is addictive!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 11:15:17 PM
I did, and I ain't hunting boar unless I'm in an elevated position and with a BIGASS caliber weapon. You're DEAD right. It takes a f'n tank to bring one down and they are mean as shit.

Sure wish like hell Uncle Allen and my Dad woulda clued me in on that before they took me to Arkansas to hunt the bastards!!!!!!

They thought it was hilarious!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: thundley4 on January 05, 2011, 11:19:54 PM
That's the guy! One of my favorites is "They Shoot Canoes Don't They?"

Ya gots to look this guy up! The wife thinks I have lost my mind when I read him! I just can't stop laughin'!

"The Grasshopper Trap" is another good one! He has around a dozen or so books that are all compilations of short stories. He was born here in my back yard back in the 50's! We're close to the same age, so we went thru much the same tech wise! I have lived many of his stories!

Be careful! Once ya start readin' him, he is addictive!

I used to get Field & Stream way back in the 70's when I was in school, which makes it a surprise that I remember him.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
I used to get Field & Stream way back in the 70's when I was in school, which makes it a surprise that I remember him.

The guy went to school in a little one room schoolhouse up by Priest Lake, about 30 miles from here. His mom was a single parent and as you can imagine, he was a handful! I've met him several times and he is as much a riot in person as he describes in his books!

One of his best friends that he calls Rancid Crabtree, fictitious name of course, but the guy really did exist, apparently do to his stench from not having "indoor" plumbin', was an older guy. The typical bum back in those days, livin' off the land and what ever he could con his charitable neighbors out of. I have met several individuals up here that could fill that bill nicely! I know one old guy that's pushin' 80 that stills does back flips in the local drinkin' establishment once he gets a buzz! Lives in a cabin he built up Rapid Lightnin' Creek! True story!!!

Yeah, we still have what some people would describe as "Mountain Men" livin' here abouts!

If ya get a chance, pick up a coupla of his books! They are out in paperback now and are pretty cheap! I guarandamnteeya you will laugh your ass off and we have done some of the things he describes over and over! Ya want to relive yer youth? Remember fallin' in the river or stumblin' down a cliff? If not, you will!!!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: LC EFA on January 06, 2011, 02:05:57 AM
I did, and I ain't hunting boar unless I'm in an elevated position and with a BIGASS caliber weapon. You're DEAD right. It takes a f'n tank to bring one down and they are mean as shit.

I've been out in the scrub with people that consider using something more than a knife weak.

They're all ****in' crazy.

Me - I'm good with 308 or 45/70 for pigs. The 45 for up close and personal.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 06, 2011, 03:07:04 AM
I've been out in the scrub with people that consider using something more than a knife weak.

They're all ****in' crazy.

Me - I'm good with 308 or 45/70 for pigs. The 45 for up close and personal.

I never go into the woods without my Dirty Harry Special! If my .44 mag with 260 gr. hollows don't bring it down, I'm ****ed anyway!

We got griz around here! If you think a Boar Hog is mean, ya oughta see what a Boar Griz can do and they're the easy ones. Mama is much worse!

Thanx to the eco terrorists they have re-introduced 'em up here! Not only them, but they decided we needed wolves too! It's Damn dangerous to go out in the woods nowadays! We've always had good size Black Bear, but now, if ya go hikin', you can get hunted!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: LC EFA on January 06, 2011, 04:08:52 AM
I never go into the woods without my Dirty Harry Special! If my .44 mag with 260 gr. hollows don't bring it down, I'm ****ed anyway!

We got griz around here! If you think a Boar Hog is mean, ya oughta see what a Boar Griz can do and they're the easy ones. Mama is much worse!

Thanx to the eco terrorists they have re-introduced 'em up here! Not only them, but they decided we needed wolves too! It's Damn dangerous to go out in the woods nowadays! We've always had good size Black Bear, but now, if ya go hikin', you can get hunted!

I've never understood why people think the Australian outback is so "dangerous". Sure we've a lot of venomous insects and snakes - but they're insects and snakes. Hardly anything to get worked up on.

The craw-cee-doiles don't much care unless you jump into their piece of water and the sharks the same.

You've got BEARS.

****in BEARS !

...and mountain lions , and cougars and so on.

Animals that hunt YOU.

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Randy on January 06, 2011, 05:15:17 AM
I've never understood why people think the Australian outback is so "dangerous". Sure we've a lot of venomous insects and snakes - but they're insects and snakes. Hardly anything to get worked up on.

The craw-cee-doiles don't much care unless you jump into their piece of water and the sharks the same.

You've got BEARS.

****in BEARS !

...and mountain lions , and cougars and so on.

Animals that hunt YOU.



I was watching the show Man, Woman, Wild and they'd been dropped in the middle of the Savanna in Africa. As soon as they were done with the OK honey here we are assessment of the situation and what they needed to do long term he turned to the wife with.

Honey you have to understand something, look at me and listen carefully. We are no longer at the top of the food chain here. We each have to have the other in sight at all times, we have to watch each others back. There are things out here hunting us and we have to stick together to survive.

The whole time I was thinking about how handy a gun would be.  :-)

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Karin on January 06, 2011, 07:58:29 AM
I'm a big Patrick McManus fan.  I've read them all.  Funny as hell!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 06, 2011, 09:49:29 AM
I've got a pretty funny story about a call to a police department in my neck of the woods, once upon a time, many (25+) years ago, that involved a 'coon.  I'm not going to post it on this board, though.  If you want it, I'll PM you.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 06, 2011, 10:13:16 AM
I've got a pretty funny story about a call to a police department in my neck of the woods, once upon a time, many (25+) years ago, that involved a 'coon.  I'm not going to post it on this board, though.  If you want it, I'll PM you.

Had a cousin working dispatch in a small southern town late one night. Guy calls up all excited screaming, "There's a 'coon in my house." Cousin asked what the 'coon was doing, "He's tearing everything up. Come quick." Cousin had figured out what color the caller was and that he was talking about an animal....and had dispatched an officer to that address....so he decided to have a little fun. He asked how big the 'coon was...is he armed...what is he wearing etc.'...then he asked what kind of 'coon was he talking about...The fellow on the phone tells him, "It's the 4 legged kind. This is a 2 legged 'coon calling." ... :rotf: 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 06, 2011, 10:36:57 AM
Had a cousin working dispatch in a small southern town late one night. Guy calls up all excited screaming, "There's a 'coon in my house." Cousin asked what the 'coon was doing, "He's tearing everything up. Come quick." Cousin had figured out what color the caller was and that he was talking about an animal....and had dispatched an officer to that address....so he decided to have a little fun. He asked how big the 'coon was...is he armed...what is he wearing etc.'...then he asked what kind of 'coon was he talking about...The fellow on the phone tells him, "It's the 4 legged kind. This is a 2 legged 'coon calling." ... :rotf: 

Bailiff, whack his peepee!!!

Who's got the "That's Racist" pic??? lol!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Randy on January 06, 2011, 10:51:19 AM
Bailiff, whack his peepee!!!

You're showing your age and tastes with that one ;)

Who's got the "That's Racist" pic??? lol!
It's down towards the bottom of the More Smilies page.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 06, 2011, 12:08:20 PM
You're showing your age and tastes with that one ;)
It's down towards the bottom of the More Smilies page.

" No stems, no seeds, that you don't need, sssssssssssssssssssippppp! Acapulco Gold is.......Bad Ass Weed!"

No man! Dave ain't here!

ETA:

Had to give it up 30 years ago! Made me null and void!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 06, 2011, 02:15:44 PM
Had a cousin working dispatch in a small southern town late one night. Guy calls up all excited screaming, "There's a 'coon in my house." Cousin asked what the 'coon was doing, "He's tearing everything up. Come quick." Cousin had figured out what color the caller was and that he was talking about an animal....and had dispatched an officer to that address....so he decided to have a little fun. He asked how big the 'coon was...is he armed...what is he wearing etc.'...then he asked what kind of 'coon was he talking about...The fellow on the phone tells him, "It's the 4 legged kind. This is a 2 legged 'coon calling." ... :rotf: 

Mine's pretty much the same, yet with an N-word thrown in for good measure.  That's why I didn't want to put it out on the board. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: ConservativeMobster on January 06, 2011, 04:59:06 PM
I thought it had to do with huntin' wild boar. You either "jump a stump" or climb a tree if you miss that bastard with the first shot! I've hunted Boar in Arkansas, and know this to be pretty damn close to the truth! Them mofos are ****in' mean!!!!!

But, I'm just from Kansass! What do I know? We couldn't even figure out what side we were on in the "Great War" between the States!

Way late on this one...if that's the correct answer it stinks! 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 06, 2011, 07:02:24 PM
Way late on this one...if that's the correct answer it stinks!  

Like I said, I was born and bred in Kansas, what do I know? I'm just tellin' ya what my Dad told me, right after he took me "stump jumpin'" in Arkansas!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: ConservativeMobster on January 08, 2011, 08:29:41 PM
Like I said, I was born and bred in Kansas, what do I know? I'm just tellin' ya what my Dad told me, right after he took me "stump jumpin'" in Arkansas!

Your Dad gave you more answer than I ever got AR. I'm born and raised "stump jumper" and since no one ever TOLD me what it meant I figured it must be something sexy  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Ree on January 09, 2011, 12:41:43 AM
I had relatives that lived in Tracy Minn. (Think Little House on the Prairie area) and they had a *GASP* Black family move into town. Their house became a local tourist attraction. People would honestly to God go out of their way to drive by hoping to see them. Then if there was a sighting the phones burnt up. We Floridians LOAO at them.
I think they moved to Marshall...as of 6/09 Tracy was lilly white..
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Coon Hunters
Post by: Wineslob on January 10, 2011, 01:40:26 PM
Ahh yes, Rancid Crabtree, and a dog named Strange.................  :lmao: