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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on January 04, 2011, 07:14:48 PM
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maxpower (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jan-04-11 07:45 PM
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You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
I've been more than patient. It's been almost 48 hours for crying out loud. Is it too much to ask? I know you'd never lie to us.
Peace and Happy New Year
Max
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x116709
Hell 48 hours isn't even long enough for all the dope to leave your system in order to pass a drug test.
Where are Obama's shovel ready jobs he's had much more than 48 hours to produce them.
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The smartest people on the internet don't know that the congress will start tomorrow January 5th.
I just can't figure out why they are living off the gubmint teat and living in their parents house are not running the world. You know they would have great results...or blame Bush.
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I know you'd never lie to us.
Step 1: Repeal Obamacare, the job killer.
:-)
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Where's MY job?
A job isn't going to come knocking on your door saying, "here I am!" You need to get off your ass and FIND a job for yourself. Take some responsibility for your own life.
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Is this what the DU considers humor? ::)
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Where's MY job?
A job isn't going to come knocking on your door saying, "here I am!" You need to get off your ass and FIND a job for yourself. Take some responsibility for your own life.
That's just it EC. They really don't want a job. They even want the job "handed" to them. :mental:
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You know what? The jobs are going to start to come n better than they were. Not much but better and that will NOT be the doing of the new HOR. It will all be due to the nude emperor.
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Where's MY job?
A job isn't going to come knocking on your door saying, "here I am!" You need to get off your ass and FIND a job for yourself. Take some responsibility for your own life.
EC, they're looking for that magic turnkey job. The one where they get paid and don't really have to work, or preferably even show up. They bitch about outsourcing, but the funny thing is that if they had a job they could outsource to India, they'd do it in a heartbeat.
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EC< TB, and Vagabond all get H5s.
The only job in the country that was "shovel ready" when Porkulus was passed was the job to shovel all of the shit that the Obamessiah, Dingy Harry and Nazi Pelosi produced. Thatisall.
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Is this what the DU considers humor? ::)
Nope. Believe it or not this guy is serious.
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The smartest people on the internet don't know that the congress will start tomorrow January 5th.
I just can't figure out why they are living off the gubmint teat and living in their parents house are not running the world. You know they would have great results...or blame Bush.
Indeed.. Speaking of - I figure by late this afternoon, DU will be in lockdown -- or should I say would be in lockdown if the site had anywhere near the number of active users it once did.
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Nope. Believe it or not this guy is serious.
Find this jackass and remove his ability to breed.
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Find this jackass and remove his ability to breed.
They're doing that all on their own, inserting Tab A into Slot A or Tongue C into Slot B :-)
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The DUmmies want a union job with full benefits. Preferably one that is a no-show job in the Chicago tradition that also offers no drug testing. More time for them to smoke dope and post on DU while making big money. That's a DUmmy dream.
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The DUmmies want a union job with full benefits. Preferably one that is a no-show job in the Chicago tradition that also offers no drug testing. More time for them to smoke dope and post on DU while making big money. That's a DUmmy dream.
You can say that, again. Their sort doesn't want to actually labor at all. Just collect big pay and big benefits for doing as little as possible.
Hell, it's been two years, so where's my job, Obama? I've been hunting for work in the over-taxed, over-regulated faux-socialist nightmare you and your fellow Communist-wannabes have tried to turn this country into, so where's the change?
Of course, I knew it was chump change all along, but then again, I wasn't one of the chumps who voted for him.
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Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over. The sign taker-downer and his assistant.
(http://drudgereport.com/hr.jpg)
btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?
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You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
You have to actually leave your house, DUmmy. They're not going to open a McDonald's franchise in your basement.
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Another "Where's my pony?" post. Only difference is that on Skin's island, the controlled membership can say this to Boehner, but saying it to Dear Leader will get you TS'd.
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You have to actually leave your house, Dummy. They're not going to open a McDonald's franchise in your basement.
Just think what McDonald's could save if they do. Dummie could cook its own shit 24/7 since feeding themselves is about the only thing DUmmies are willing to do.
This way too they wouldn't have to put up with its smelly ass as either a customer or employee in the restaurant chasing off customers with its drooling ranting and ravings.
Home owners insurance would cover for workmans comp, just in case the inevitable heart attack occurs while he/she/it was engaged in cooking. No OSHA problems either since it happened at home. They just couldn't lose. :-)
ETA; That is an awesome picture BTW. It almost brings a tear to the eye.
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Fabulous pic, Pyro! Brought a smile to my face!
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maxpower (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jan-04-11 07:45 PM
Original message
You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
I've been more than patient. It's been almost 48 hours for crying out loud. Is it too much to ask? I know you'd never lie to us.
Peace and Happy New Year
Max
Well, Max, you haven't produced the required evidence of your $1,000 donation to the RNC, and 'Special security authentication' of your GOP vote in the last election from our Black Program voting software, now have you?
no? Well, sorry Charlie!
:tongue:
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Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over. The sign taker-downer and his assistant.
(http://drudgereport.com/hr.jpg)
btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?
God...that brings a tear to my eye.
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Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over. The sign taker-downer and his assistant.
(http://drudgereport.com/hr.jpg)
btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?
I would be excellent to move Nan's office onto a kayak in the Potomac ...
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Two years--still no pony.
Nuff said.
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You know what? The jobs are going to start to come n better than they were. Not much but better and that will NOT be the doing of the new HOR. It will all be due to the nude emperor.
EXACTLY!
Business will at least look at the new congress handcuffin' the "Jug Eared Idiot" and see a little prosperity in their future, damned little, but at least it's a move in the right direction instead of drivin' the car completely over the cliff!
We're a long way from puttin' it in "R" for race, but at least Obummer won't be able to load the trunk with more of his socialist BS! Unless of course he tries to circumvent congress, which I truly hope he tries! It will assure his defeat next year in spades!
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God...that brings a tear to my eye.
It'd be nicer if they were smacking her across the face with it.
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It'd be nicer if they were smacking her across the face with it.
That sure is a pretty way to say bludgeoning her into a coma with it. O-)
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That sure is a pretty way to say bludgeoning her into a coma with it. O-)
Yeah, but ya have to admit, it would be a pretty sight! Especially if they don't pull the nails first!
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Yeah, but ya have to admit, it would be a pretty sight! Especially if they don't pull the nails first!
Remember she's from San Francisco, she'd most likely all fall in love and shit if you did that. :-)
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Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over. The sign taker-downer and his assistant.
(http://drudgereport.com/hr.jpg)
btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?
Noted in passing that it still takes the government two people to do a job that should take one person.
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Noted in passing that it still takes the government two people to do a job that should take one person.
One person would have needed a step ladder to do the job, but OSHA rules would have required about two weeks of paper work to get the ladder.
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One person would have needed a step ladder to do the job, but OSHA rules would have required about two weeks of paper work to get the ladder.
Nice catch! I'd of fired 'em both if they thought it took 2 in order to pull down a frikkin' sign that no body wanted in the first ****in' place!
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Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over. The sign taker-downer and his assistant.
(http://drudgereport.com/hr.jpg)
btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?
Great post. You earned yourself a H5 for that. Brought a smile to my face. Thank you. :cheersmate:
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EC< TB, and Vagabond all get H5s.
The only job in the country that was "shovel ready" when Porkulus was passed was the job to shovel all of the shit that the Obamessiah, Dingy Harry and Nazi Pelosi produced. Thatisall.
Yeah, those "shovel-ready" jobs. ::) ::)
I loved it when they used that word. How does a project become "shovel-ready"? I wish the DUmmies would explain, but they cannot. I heard a lot of the "stimulus" money that was supposed to be used to rebuild roads and bridges have been no where to be found.
And the DUmmies and libs want to put all their trust in this baby dictator and his socialist/communist cohorts. :mental: :mental:
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Yeah, those "shovel-ready" jobs. ::) ::)
I loved it when they used that word. How does a project become "shovel-ready"? I wish the DUmmies would explain, but they cannot. I heard a lot of the "stimulus" money that was supposed to be used to rebuild roads and bridges have been no where to be found.
And the DUmmies and libs want to put all their trust in this baby dictator and his socialist/communist cohorts. :mental: :mental:
As I stated above, the only "shovel-ready jobs" are those that involve poop scooping.
The reason why they "want to put all their trust in this baby dictator and his socialist/communist cohorts," IMO, is that they think that they will be in power. Do they have a surprise coming . . . :evillaugh:
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It'd be nicer if they were smacking her across the face with it.
I know, peaceful transition and all that, but I would have laughed my balls off had Speaker Boehner taken the gavel from San Fran Nan and started whomping her with it, saying, "Look at this pile of shit you left me with, bitch!"
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I know, peaceful transition and all that, but I would have laughed my balls off had Speaker Boehner taken the gavel from San Fran Nan and started whomping her with it, saying, "Look at this pile of shit you left me with, bitch!"
It's things like that not happening that led to this mess in the first place.
If things had gone like they should the left would pull one of their baseless memes out of their ass. The right would go huh, WTF? Prove that. The left would stammer and stutter like they always do. The right should then lay it all out, here's the facts, they're trying to lie again to further their communist agenda.
Screaming, wailing and gnashing of teeth while the left slobbers all over itself in feeble denial.
Lay out all the facts again, point out the examples like Behar and Couric and the rest twisting the truth to an agenda and see if the people ever elect a democrat again. :-)
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It's things like that not happening that led to this mess in the first place.
If things had gone like they should the left would pull one of their baseless memes out of their ass. The right would go huh, WTF? Prove that. The left would stammer and stutter like they always do. The right should then lay it all out, here's the facts, they're trying to lie again to further their communist agenda.
Screaming, wailing and gnashing of teeth while the left slobbers all over itself in feeble denial.
Lay out all the facts again, point out the examples like Behar and Couric and the rest twisting the truth to an agenda and see if the people ever elect a democrat again. :-)
If only! Too bad our congress critters don't have the balls of field mice! The left leaves the damn door standin' wide open, yet what do our reps do? Take turns paintin' yellow stripes up each others backs!
They have to be loved by the media doncha know! That and "it's just not the way things are done in DC". We're better than that"! The next time I hear that shit, I'm goin' to need a new TV!
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The reason why they "want to put all their trust in this baby dictator and his socialist/communist cohorts," IMO, is that they think that they will be in power. Do they have a surprise coming . . . :evillaugh:
How true that is brother. They have no clue that they are signing their own demise as well.